It's done, it is not impossible. You all were right. And I've been won over.
So now I shall view the title to the thread as merely now an exasperation of sorts, more of "because it took so long, it seemed impossible". Man, does that feel great though, after such a long time blocks are up to date and finally syncs.
So now what. Well, I exited it the program and disconnected the drive. Replugged, started up the core again, and it was up and synced fairly quick. So, that was about a week ago. I've since unplugged the drive again and its been sitting cold for a week. I want to see how long it takes to resync after a couple weeks. I think its going to annoy me enough to the point of upgrading some hardware..it always spirals into ridiculousness though. For example, if I want more ram, I'll have to upgrade my MB to support it. MY new MB might not be compatible with my current cpu. So then I'll have to change that. etc But what I'm really looking forward to is putting Core on an SSD as many on here have suggested.
DannyHamilton thank you for the video suggestion, I am going to look at it. This is going to be a slow and steady race for me, but eventually I hope to at least grasp enough of the basics to have a proper dialogue about it. The rest of your response I'm going to have to sort through at least 5 or 6 times, there is such great detail in there.
So a newer Bitcoin Core version can process SegWit transactions? I will have to check my version. That is interesting to know about how an older version handles (or doesn't, to be correct) a transaction from a SegWit wallet.
Also, invalid transactions seem important to understand. I want to know what kind of reprocussions it causes in the ecosystem, if any, or do they just eventually filter into non-existance?
Thanks again for all the responses/help.