merit game... 50 merit to the most entertaining poster..

[sham100899]

Teacher : Okay, we will be having a speed spelling test, John you go first. Spell the word AMBULANCE!

John : A..... M..... aaah B..... aaah U
.....

Teacher : Faster John! Faster!

John: Weee Wooo Weee Wooo Weee Wooo 😂😂😂

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[TMAN]

Sorry guys forgot about this..

some of these amusing ones now have merit..

[celtic99]

Lebron James Hair:

[theyoungmillionaire]

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''

The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

[sham100899]

An ugly fat lady walking with her dog, when a man came and said :
"What an ugly pig"

The lady said : "Lol. It's not pig, it's a dog!"

The man said : "No. I'm talking to your dog." 😂

[green547]

A blind man walks by a fish market , tips his hat and says "hello ladies"

[AdoboCandies]

[vermigerous]

Man to very beautiful
air hostess: "What's your name?"

Air hostess: "Eva Benz"

Man: "Lovely name...
Any relation to Mercedes Benz?"

Air hostess: (Smiling) Maintenance cost is same

[Daboy_Lyle]

I do not care if what many people think ... at least mosquitos find me attractive. Guys that only like girls with long hair don't count their leg hair.

[CHRISBIN702]

Tman.... Close this thread. It's me ChrisBin702..... From the future. I came back in time to save the heartache caused by all the people that thought they had a chance. ANNOUNCEMENT!! I have already won this game on 5/7/2018 and Tman has donned me with 50 merits as he promised. Kudos for keeping your word by the way. All you other fools with your terrible jokes, sorry, but I came in from left field with an anecdote so hilarious that Tman closed this thread and gave me the spoils. Thanks again. Time to head back to my time to enjoy my 50 merits closer to ranking up. I feel like a hero. I should be a damned hero.

[loicuagio1979]

There's a boy who loves to eat eggs. His parents worried about that, so they tried their best to make him bored with eggs but it still did not work. One day, his parents put a piece of rubber on his omelette with hope that he could not swallow it. Nevertheless, the boy managed to swallow as fast as he could and he then ran out to the coop and grabbed the neck of the cock and shouted: - Next time I forbid you from using condoms, understand?! !

[Steamtyme]

So I shit think that shit this thread shit is great. shit So many shit great dad shit jokes. I shit will have shit to remember shit them for shit my kids. shit As they shit become age shit appropriate.

if you are a 3rd world shitposter I will not merit you

maybe? shit  

[mdayonliner]

Don't worry about sending merit for this, I would rather be happy to earn it from a good post. Here I have a cracker for you
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Dad bought a robot hand for son's birthday. The speciality of it is, it can detect lie and slap on your face for the lie.

The family is having their dinner.
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Dad: Where were you last evening?
Son: At mates.
Dad: What you guys were up to?
Son: Homework.

The robot slapped the boy.

Son: No, we were watching movie!
Dad: What movie?
Son: F&F

The robot slapped the boy again.

Son: No, Thor: Ragnarok!

The robot slapped the boy again.

Son: No, Wonder Woman!

The robot slapped the boy again.

Son(Silently): Porn 
Dad: What the hack! When I was like your age I never thought of it!

The robot slapped the dad now.
Mom(pointing the dad): Great daddy's great son   

The robot slapped the mom now. 


--Little modified from the original one (I don't know where I first heard/read it)

[demonic098]

Starlord: Where's Gamora!
Tony Stark: I'll do you even better: who is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better: why is Gamora?

I just watched the infinity war and this is so hilarious i just want to share it here
I think we need a joke child board oh and maybe a laughing emoticon hahaha.

[BTCforJoe]

I don't want merit for this, but I'm surprised this joke hasn't been posted here yet:

A boy asked his dad for a Bitcoin for his birthday.

"What?! $8,835? $9,231 is a lot of money. What do you need $10,313 for anyways?"

[bitmover]

Let me try!

                               

[yojodojo21]

The Worst joke I've Ever heard.

("1 merit = 1btc" Price is always right mr. TMAN.)

Don't take it seriously. HAHA

[Xobro]

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[Xobro]

   
Guess the country from the photo

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[Xobro]

Guess the country from the photo  

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