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July 22, 2011, 02:51:43 PM
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Conspiracy to commit murder, conspiracy to commit a felony, conspiracy to commit assassination, conspiracy to commit a federal crime

Just a few federal offenses you have already done if you live in the US

http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/uscode/18/I/51/1116
18 U.S.C. § 1116 : US Code - Section 1116

Sure you can later claim it as a "troll" if you get figured out.
Remember it's something which nets you 25 years to life, or the death penalty in some states

Even if you're not in the US, it's still punishable in nearly all countries of the world
If you really were selling such a service or offering middle-man arbitrage, you wouldn't be doing it on an open unencrypted forum of a web currency.

All in all, a good way to attempt a 100BTC scam or the more likely explanation of boredom and attention seeking, although a very dumb method

I'm not against people trolling for fun, I'm against people who think there are
no real life consequences online just because you use a few proxies, in short I'm against stupidity

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July 22, 2011, 03:01:28 PM
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I've removed the actual offer of this service in this thread as it really IS illegal. Please no more offering of contract killing.

However the thread will be allowed to live on if discussion covers theory instead of practice, if you know what I mean.

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July 22, 2011, 03:01:41 PM
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I pondered whether I could make an anonymous offer to pay bitcoins to anyone who killed a known high-risk (unrepentant, unreformed, likely to re-offend) convicted pedophile out on probation after his wrist-slap sentence was served.
That would be cruel self justice, good that you didn't do it.

Angry mob: you should read my offer and comments again...carefully. All perfectly legal.
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July 22, 2011, 03:09:25 PM
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That would be cruel self justice, good that you didn't do it.

Yes it would be. I'm confused though - I thought you started this thread to find people wanting cruel self justice and willing to pay for it? If you are against murdering the most evil among us, who were you thinking would be murdered that you would be ok with?

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July 22, 2011, 03:12:56 PM
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Angry mob: you should read my offer and comments again...carefully. All perfectly legal.

It's not, acting as an intermediary makes you an accessory by legal definition
Accessory to conspiracy to commit murder and abetting a felony makes your offer a federal crime even before anything has taken place

Just because you don't make the hit doesn't mean you aren't criminally liable
http://topics.law.cornell.edu/wex/accessory_before_the_fact

See the Supreme Court ruling on Standefer vs. the United States
http://supreme.justia.com/us/447/10/case.html

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A defendant accused of aiding and abetting in the commission of a federal offense may be convicted after the named principal has been acquitted of an offense:
(1) principals in the first degree who actually perpetrated the offense;
(2) principals in the second degree who were actually or constructively present at the scene of the crime and aided or abetted its commission;
(3) accessories before the fact who aided or abetted the crime, but were not present at its commission;
(4) accessories after the fact who rendered assistance after the crime was complete.

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July 22, 2011, 03:15:54 PM
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Please no more offering of contract killing.

Nefario.

Reading this, just sounds so Hilarious. I'm just LoL'ing, rofl.
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July 22, 2011, 03:24:27 PM
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If you are against murdering the most evil among us, who were you thinking would be murdered that you would be ok with?
Creatures that society doesn't need in their neighborhood. I would be ok with it because my offer is not that kind of self justice that you wanted to do.
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July 22, 2011, 03:37:12 PM
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Creatures that society doesn't need in their neighborhood. I would be ok with it because my offer is not that kind of self justice that you wanted to do.

There are hundreds of registered sex offenders living within a few miles of my house, some of which are level-3 dangerous violent predators who are considered highly likely to re-offend. One of them used to stand and watch the grade-schoolers walking out of our local elementary school every day until we called the police enough times to discourage him.

If these guys don't meet your criteria of "Creatures that society doesn't need in their neighborhood." I can't imagine who does.

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July 22, 2011, 03:41:52 PM
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i still think this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market would work best.

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July 22, 2011, 03:46:36 PM
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Creatures that society doesn't need in their neighborhood.


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July 22, 2011, 03:48:23 PM
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dear angry mob:
This thread started with the words: "Want to get rid of some rat that has robbed you, cheated you or that you just dislike and hate?"
Followed by an offer to get you in contact with a contract killer.

The "rat" was meant literally and the contract killer would have been your local pest patrol. Read my comments again, i never wrote anything about killing humans.

A pity that no one found out, the first one who would have mentioned it would have gotten 1btc Cry

i still think this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market would work best.
or silkroad
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July 22, 2011, 03:56:43 PM
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dear angry mob:
This thread started with the words: "Want to get rid of some rat that has robbed you, cheated you or that you just dislike and hate?"
Follow by an offer to get you in contact with a contract killer.

The "rat" was meant literally and the contract killer would have been your local pest patrol. Read my comments again, i never wrote anything about killing humans.

A pity that no one found out, the first one who would have mentioned it would have gotten 1btc Cry

i still think this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_market would work best.
or silkroad

HA!

Well played sir. I choose to believe this. Cheesy

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What makes this really funny is how willing everyone was to believe this was an actual assassination market.

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July 22, 2011, 04:05:28 PM
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dear angry mob:
This thread started with the words: "Want to get rid of some rat that has robbed you, cheated you or that you just dislike and hate?"
Follow by an offer to get you in contact with a contract killer.

The "rat" was meant literally and the contract killer would have been your local pest patrol. Read my comments again, i never wrote anything about killing humans.

A pity that no one found out, the first one who would have mentioned it would have gotten 1btc Cry

I love it! Fantastic joke! Any BTC paid to you for that service would be well deserved.

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July 22, 2011, 04:45:29 PM
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dear angry mob:
This thread started with the words: "Want to get rid of some rat that has robbed you, cheated you or that you just dislike and hate?"
Follow by an offer to get you in contact with a contract killer.

The "rat" was meant literally and the contract killer would have been your local pest patrol. Read my comments again, i never wrote anything about killing humans.

A pity that no one found out, the first one who would have mentioned it would have gotten 1btc Cry

How can a rat cheat on you? Did he promised loyalty?

You are just trying to get out of it like it was nothing. Too bad you can't un-write all the quotes Wink

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July 22, 2011, 05:17:07 PM
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psy: u mad?

How can a rat cheat on you?
"cheat" has more than one meaning.
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cheating - An act of deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition.

Too bad you can't un-write all the quotes
Why would i want un-write any quotes? I even asked Nefario to restore the original thread start, i'm not trying to make anything disappear.

You are just trying to get out of it like it was nothing.
There is no need to get out of anything. You're just angry because you got fooled by a little wordplay.
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July 22, 2011, 05:22:32 PM
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psy: u mad?

How can a rat cheat on you?
"cheat" has more than one meaning.
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cheating - An act of deception, fraud, trickery, imposture, or imposition.

Too bad you can't un-write all the quotes
Why would i want un-write any quotes? I even asked Nefario to restore the original thread start, i'm not trying to make anything disappear.

You are just trying to get out of it like it was nothing.
There is no need to get out of anything. You're just angry because you got fooled by a little wordplay.

Angry? LOL


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July 22, 2011, 05:26:00 PM
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There is no need to get out of anything. You're just angry because you got fooled by a little wordplay.

No, you're scared shitless the feds will bust down your door so you did what countless people before you have done:

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Sure you can later claim it as a "troll" if you get figured out.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/internet/another-4chan-user-gets-busted-fbi
http://news.oneindia.in/2009/01/10/internet-death-threat-to-obama-leads-to-southern-californian.html

I don't care enough to report some guy in his moms basement looking for some weekend excitement because he's out of money, but someone else probably does.
Hell, the cops don't care or know if you're just "playing a joke" or "actually talking about rats u mad lololo"

All they need is the original post as evidence even if you claim 'prank'

(TL;DR: I'm not going to report anything, just saying cover your ass before making dumb jokes unless you want to be just another statistic)

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July 22, 2011, 06:16:33 PM
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psy: a rat can trick you.
Jack of Diamonds: yeah scared as shit. i nearly wet my pants here. let's see if the feds have nothing better to do than reading this thread. i'll go to the cinema and watch a movie meanwhile.

still angry mob:
if my comments were about killing humans...explain my comments where i wrote "rat" again and again, denied that my service was illegal and even said self justice (in case of murdering humans) for bitcoins is bad:click,click,click,click,click . Oh wait, these are all comments i've written in this thread before giving the rat-hint. Don't be mad...you've been fooled, that's all. ^^,
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July 22, 2011, 06:45:47 PM
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Getting you in contact with someone to kill an annoying, cheating or robbing rat is not illegal. I do it for justice.

Since you wanted to get technical with words:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/rat
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2.  a person who deserts his or her friends or associates, esp in time of trouble
3.  a worker who works during a strike; blackleg; scab
4.  chiefly  ( US ) an informer; stool pigeon
5.  a despicable person
6. smell a rat  to detect something suspicious

Most modern uses of the word refer to the concept of a person just as Rwandans used the word 'cockroach' during the mass extermination of tutsis and moderate hutu people in 1994.

So you might have wanted to pick a better cop-out word & explain it to the judge.
In your context it can only be intepreted as a human being, how many people have been robbed (def. stolen by the use of coercion and violence) by a rodent?

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July 22, 2011, 07:01:34 PM
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there is a tor message board  that is supposedly a hitman classifieds/work for hire sort of thing....most of the post are obvious jokes, but a few of the people on there claim to be serious.   

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