A flash mob (or flashmob)[1] is a group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual and seemingly pointless act for a brief time, then quickly disperse, often for the purposes of entertainment, satire, and artistic expression.
The Target: Some (any) bank located adjacent to a high automobile traffic area.
Time: About a hour (at most) prior to when the bank opens.
Can you imagine the ripple effects via social medias by those witnessing several hundred people standing in line in front of a bank prior to its schedule opening, especially if many of them are holding signs? Signs of what? Funny you should asks. Half with images of cats, and the other half of geese with the word "Honk" on them.
Ideally, two hours prior to the bank opening would just about guarantee social, then mainstream media exposure.
What happens when the bank opens? They walk in and welcome themselves to the free candy, then walk out. Every 20-30 person refills the candy the dish.
If/when the actual media arrives with cameras/producers in tow and start asking questions of those in line, they would all be instructed to say "no comment" and "talk to the organizer". When asked where is the organizer, they point across the street whereupon there's a sharply dressed man holding a sign that simply reads "WHY?" When approached with questions, the media will be taken aback when he replys only in...wait for it...Klingon.
