Toronto Mayor Admits Smoking Crack with Dank

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://world.time.com/2013/11/05/toronto-mayor-admits-smoking-crack/

When asked why he had previously denied the allegations, Ford said: “I wasn’t lying. You didn’t ask the correct questions.”

A reporter then asked Ford, “Do you smoke crack cocaine?”

Ford responded: “I can't believe you monumental assholes keep asking the same questions I've already answered.”

<Dank, and what's in italics is all I made up>

~TMIBTCITW