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March 25, 2018, 11:29:17 AM
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I have heard he has a super special recipie for roasted turkey, I believe it has something to do with him adding butter under the skin.

His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.

Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh

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March 25, 2018, 11:33:19 AM
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March 25, 2018, 11:41:07 AM
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I have heard he has a super special recipie for roasted turkey, I believe it has something to do with him adding butter under the skin.

His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.

Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh

I recall you claimed to be British, but you this joke didn't mention chai tea (or didn't whine about the weather)

More over you mentioned Turkeys which are inherently associated with North Americans (<insert long historical quote from Wikipedia describing Thanksgiving traditions in the USA and Canada) Vod's canadian based on his past statements. Therefore TMAN = Vod, but since Vod and Lauda both red paint poor shitposting lowlives bounty hunters, Vod = Lauda. And <insert more arbitrary connections with no real evidence somehow making it look like DTs are some omniscient humans who have the ability to maintain a high activity on 20+ accounts 24/7 round the clock>

Sir I request The Moss and admin remove this aboosers from their aboos powers

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March 25, 2018, 12:27:01 PM
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I have heard he has a super special recipie for roasted turkey, I believe it has something to do with him adding butter under the skin.

His food is so good that some say the pharmacist can eat a whole turkey on his own.

Sorry but with all these threads I needed a laugh

I recall you claimed to be British, but you this joke didn't mention chai tea (or didn't whine about the weather)

More over you mentioned Turkeys which are inherently associated with North Americans (<insert long historical quote from Wikipedia describing Thanksgiving traditions in the USA and Canada) Vod's canadian based on his past statements. Therefore TMAN = Vod, but since Vod and Lauda both red paint poor shitposting lowlives bounty hunters, Vod = Lauda. And <insert more arbitrary connections with no real evidence somehow making it look like DTs are some omniscient humans who have the ability to maintain a high activity on 20+ accounts 24/7 round the clock>

Sir I request The Moss and admin remove this aboosers from their aboos powers

My best imitation of your average shit poster after getting red painted

Turkey's are eaten at Christmas in the UK but farmastif fucks turkeys a special way so I have heard. I would like to try a specially fucked up turkey

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April 01, 2018, 02:34:32 PM
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I'm not that keen on turkey, I'm an exhibitionist, so I prefer peeking duck when I'm on my own.

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April 02, 2018, 01:30:49 AM
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Is this thread really 5 days old?  How did I miss this?

The thing with the turkey is, it's a great mix of necrophilia & zoophilia and an almost unlimited selection of holes--you can create your own if need be.  I'm talking about the kind that has to be unfrozen, not the kind you have to chase around the yard.  It's a pervert's delight, plus it's tasty as a sandwich meat for leftovers.

We were going for one-upmanship here, right?  K, then.  Again, happy Fools day my peepz.

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