Based on my bitcoin and forex trading history, I am thinking of starting a new business.

Everytime I place a BTC sell or buy order on MTGOX I will immediately post my trade to the forum.  You can then place the opposite trade for any volume of BTC you want.  You are virtually guaranteed to make money.

Every time I buy it goes down, and every time I sell it goes up.

It's the closest thing to a sure bet you will find.  You can compensate me by tossing me BTC tips from your winnings.

fuck dat