[April fools] New new rank requirements

[LTU_btc]

so this is not april fool's joke?I remember something similar came out on April Fool's Day last year, so I feel this is April Fool's joke

It's 1:53 AM, April 2nd and all these things are still there. Looks that wasn't April Fools Day joke by sir theymos, it's a serious thing...

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[OROBTC]

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This is a very interesting upgrade to the site (while I don't completely understand it yet), I will be curious to see how it evolves and changes.  Assuming it is still around after April 1st is past...

I too would like to know how the site knows how many different coins I own (in my case, a mere two).

I wonder what my grid would produce in Conway's Life game.

Virtue and karma seem difficult to calculate, but I am not a Higher Power at all.

Cheers!  Fun thread!

[sandy-is-fine]

LOL!!!   HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY my dearest sir from the Easter Bunny! 

[cryptohunter]

w00t my accounts got to be worth at least 10 BTC with my politeness level!

Please don't be so rude

[Hueristic]

I would like to contend the validity of the algorithm as the Imagination is obviously far too high.

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theymos
Administrator
Legendary
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Activity: 2982
Merit: 2835
Politeness: 771
fMerit: 46
Imagination: 101
Virtue: 7
Coins: 422
Karma: 93
Posts: 7849

[RenegadeMind]

Nicely played dear sir!

[aberon8]

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Profit?

[pernikar]

fMerit
An obvious extension on top of Merit, sMerit, and source merit. It is calculated using this simple formula:

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min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) % (1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) % (1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) % (1<<10))

Wow, Sir! The fMerit formula actually works. I was curious, Sir, so I put it in Wolfram Alpha with the variables changed to actual values from my profile and swapped the "%" for "mod" to match Mathematica syntax and it gave me back the same number as shown here, please.

Props to whomever came up with that, Sir.

Anyone wanting to verify that, please go to Wolfram Alpha and input the reformatted formula:

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min((1103515245*(uid+activity)+12345) mod(1<<10),(1103515245*posts+12345) mod(1<<10), (1103515245*merit+12345) mod(1<<10))

You can find your uid by going to your profile page and clicking on the "Show the last posts of this person, please." The number after "u" in the URL is your uid. (ex: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3;sa=showPosts - uid = 3)

Well played, Sir.

[ryan2018]

Hopefully this new policy to make it easier for beginners to raise the level .. thanks theymos  

[InvoKing]

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Profit?

Hi SIR,
PLEASE SIR stop cheating the new new requirements system SIR.
Thanks SIR.

w00t my accounts got to be worth at least 10 BTC with my politeness level!

Please don't be so rude

Holy politeness SIR
Your politeness SIR is passing your activity + merit + virtue + karma combined SIR.

Hopefully this new policy to make it easier for beginners to raise the level .. thanks theymos 

Totally agree with you SIR.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

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Profit?

We can earn profit from things like signiture campaig and trading,,,,but we need a capital,,,,we can buy bitcoin and wait for the price is increasing day by day,,,,we must acheive knowldge and hope for our future genarations to profit from.  In this way we get blessing from above.

(I just made that up on the spot, took about 20 seconds and hopefully it will look familiar to a lot of you here). 

That's how lazy these people are, and you can tell they've reached their linguistic limits and have actually gone just a step beyond.

As we say in the organic chemistry lab, Happy Ester.  Also Happy April Fools Day.

[suchmoon]

I don't understand this new system and I refuse to read about it but I'm sure it's great so I shall rank up in no time.

Not sure what rank comes after Legendary but I hope it gives me a full-page signature space so that I could shill my sponsors TO THE MOON!!!

[InvoKing]

I don't understand this new system and I refuse to read about it but I'm sure it's great so I shall rank up in no time.

Not sure what rank comes after Legendary but I hope it gives me a full-page signature space so that I could shill my sponsors TO THE MOON!!!

After legendary we have Bugs bunny.
BTW SIR suchmoon, you forgot to add SIR and PLEASE in your post in order to maintain your Politeness at high level  
Edit : and ah you need to change "refuse to" by "will not"

[capoeira]

Ladys and Gentlemen,
if this politness thing results in everybody calling everybody Sir, you guys could actually keep this. 
 

[ducdr]

Ladys and Gentlemen,
if this politness thing results in everybody calling everybody Sir, you guys could actually keep this. 
 

With the new new rank requirements, we have seen more and more threads which overused Sir., Mr. inside. Some kind of non-sense additional words into threads (most of them are non-sense threads, too).
We have seen and will witness massive abusement waves of overusing Mr., Sir.
Haha, thanks Theymos, I think it is great for the April the first and the forum. You will have to make intensive efforts to solve new waves of shitty-threads with Sir, Mr. abusements.

[zooe]

i think this new profiling system is too complicated and no one will understand it.

how is virtue calculated? for example or do i have to write

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Hi, sir, are you serious? As long as this can your rank be upgraded?
Shouldn't it be so simple?
Still, someone knows where to run Then Conway's Game of Life on the cells? I want to have a try, thanks a lot.

[tuanytcc]

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Ok, thanks Theymos, the contents have been quoted many many times after your announcement about new new rank requirements. I don't think posts like this is constructive, high-quality, merit-deserved, something like nonsense, shitty and should be eliminated out of the bitcointalk forum somehow at some days. Will you have plan for new system, new new new new rank requirements to fight against those new wave of language abusements?

[1020kingz]

Will I gain another one?

Politeness, Imagination, and Coins were calculated based on all of your past posts, but they don't update real-time. fMerit, Virtue, and Karma do update roughly every 20 minutes. But only Staff, Donators, or VIPs will find themselves able to adjust their Virtue that quickly.

sir theymos it is a great update thank you, i hope merit will soon be like this though not updating in real time but can be calculated and give merits to members in this forum, its just my opinion sir. thank you for your hard work in maintaining this forum a good enviroment to all.

[tuanytcc]

sir theymos
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Damn it, Sir again, one more time in one more thread.
Let's take it easy, guy. You don't have to and should not call everyone in the forum with Sir. Sir. Sir. and Sir.
Be respect to yourself first and take advantage to over come the odds between new rank system and new new rank system.
Honestly, I think new new rank system is simply big joke.

Wait to see what it really is.

[fairy_fries]

I just post and comment on threads, and those bounties i joined in. What about imagination? Do i have to post pic related to my posts?

And now, we will see those post with with sirs, and pleases.  ;

thanks sir for this thread.