George Carlin once said very accurate phrase that is 100% you: pretentious cocksucker. People are free to express themselfes as they want.
This thread is from like 2 1/2 years ago.
We can go round and round if you'd like -- I'm a pretentious cocksucker; you're a pretentious cocksucker for explaining why I'm a pretentious cocksucker while failing to recognize that I, too, am freely expressing "myselfes."
The OP was written at a time in which there was a particular emphasis on garnering the appeal of the masses, including grandma and grandpa. Rather than just making a thread about nerds in a nerdery failing miserably at understanding human psychology and marketing, I focused on something I found to be particularly distasteful, childish, and annoying. I'm well aware that I come off in much the same way; such is the trouble with a thread devoted to criticism -- projection is a truism.
Actually, I'd prefer you just call me a dick, because I think that anyone that uses the word 'troll' more than once a month deserves a brutal snatch-pounding.