I found a website
http://btcsale.tictail.com that sells bitcoins on the cheap. Brought 25 bitcoins for them for about $20,000 took about a day to get them then I sold them immediately and made roughly $1,000 profit. I have no idea why they are being sold cheap, I was a bit sceptical at first but it panned out.
If anyone else has other sites that have cheap bitcoins I'd love to know about them.
Clear cut scam. You must be an idiot if you think anyone will believe you here.
Ban this donkey.