I know this is just a spam thread, but I simply must take the opportunity to expound upon the benefits of
oxidane. This much-maligned industrial chemical is literally the most important substance on Earth. Virtually every industry uses oxidane in some capacity; indeed, it is no exaggeration to say that without oxidane, life as we know it would be impossible. Unfortunately, 97.5% of the world's natural deposits of oxidane are too heavily contaminated with impurities to be industrially or commercially useful. It is therefore critical that governments employ all practical measures to secure our oxidane supply infrastructure. This should be our top priority as a society.
This message brought to you by our friends at the
Oxidane Foundation.