[WTS] Shitty drawings of anything for $1 USD

[shittyDraws]

I'll draw whatever you want, very badly. Post what you want drawn, pay me 0.001190 BTC ($1 USD currently), and I'll reply with your drawing. I should have requests done and uploaded within an hour unless my apartment catches fire or this thread gets really flooded with requests. Alternatively, you can pay me 0.33 XPM if that's your thing.

Pay 0.001190 BTC to: 1JBQCvEbXRmTDFjPdLAMLk3G9Yb2WYSayJ
Pay 0.33 XPM to: AdMmEGgZp2onDDdZMhsWydRzhUVnsaGXLa

Because I'm bored.

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[surfer43]

I'll draw whatever you want, very badly. Post what you want drawn, pay me 0.001190 BTC ($1 USD currently), and I'll reply with your drawing. I should have requests done and uploaded within an hour unless my apartment catches fire or this thread gets really flooded with requests. Alternatively, you can pay me 0.33 XPM if that's your thing.

Pay 0.001190 BTC to: 1JBQCvEbXRmTDFjPdLAMLk3G9Yb2WYSayJ
Pay 0.33 XPM to: AdMmEGgZp2onDDdZMhsWydRzhUVnsaGXLa

Because I'm bored.

lol just get 50 activity and then sign up for a signature campaign like Stunna's for Primedice. It pays 20 cents of BTC (0.0002) per post 

[shittyDraws]

lol just get 50 activity and then sign up for a signature campaign like Stunna's for Primedice. It pays 20 cents of BTC (0.0002) per post 

But... drawing shittily is what I do. It's in my name.

How is activity measured? Is it just a raw post count?

[thecoinjournal]

How shitty the drawing is?

[shittyDraws]

How shitty the drawing is?

Remarkably bad, but not worse than Nicholas Cage's acting.

[scribe]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

[surfer43]

congrats you got 8 activity! 

[shittyDraws]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

shittyDraws delivering her first shit drawing to you sir! That's a cool-ass building I just butchered.

https://i.imgur.com/Uln9DLp.jpg

I did it all in one line on the back of a Five Guys menu with a sharpie. I hope you didn't have big plans for this thing.

[Kluge]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

shittyDraws delivering her first shit drawing to you sir! That's a cool-ass building I just butchered.

https://i.imgur.com/Uln9DLp.jpg

I did it all in one line on the back of a Five Guys menu with a sharpie. I hope you didn't have big plans for this thing.

I see a bunch of people in a temple worshiping onions which shoot fire out their top.

[surfer43]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

shittyDraws delivering her first shit drawing to you sir! That's a cool-ass building I just butchered.

https://i.imgur.com/Uln9DLp.jpg

I did it all in one line on the back of a Five Guys menu with a sharpie. I hope you didn't have big plans for this thing.

wow I'm broke right now but if I had some BTC I'd buy! great prices 

[shittyDraws]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

shittyDraws delivering her first shit drawing to you sir! That's a cool-ass building I just butchered.

https://i.imgur.com/Uln9DLp.jpg

I did it all in one line on the back of a Five Guys menu with a sharpie. I hope you didn't have big plans for this thing.

I see a bunch of people in a temple worshiping onions which shoot fire out their top.

Out of all the root vegetables, the onion is probably the most suitable for worship.

[scribe]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

shittyDraws delivering her first shit drawing to you sir! That's a cool-ass building I just butchered.

https://i.imgur.com/Uln9DLp.jpg

I did it all in one line on the back of a Five Guys menu with a sharpie. I hope you didn't have big plans for this thing.

Holy moly that's spot on. I'd buy that for a dollar.  Oh wait, I just did.

[scribe]

I see a bunch of people in a temple worshiping onions which shoot fire out their top.

Yeah that's pretty much all that happens in Brighton.

[ahmedjadoon]

Its not that bad.Actually its good enough for $1 only.Pretty good.

[surfer43]

Its not that bad.Actually its good enough for $1 only.Pretty good.

yeah people probably won't pay cash for that, but with BTC... is easier to part with  especially since it brings more backers 

[scribe]

Its not that bad.Actually its good enough for $1 only.Pretty good.

Wait, are you saying I've been scammed?

[shittyDraws]

Its not that bad.Actually its good enough for $1 only.Pretty good.

Wait, are you saying I've been scammed?

Oh damn, I've been found out. Brb, hopping the border, changing my name, and getting surgery.

[surfer43]

Its not that bad.Actually its good enough for $1 only.Pretty good.

Wait, are you saying I've been scammed?

Oh damn, I've been found out. Brb, hopping the border, changing my name, and getting surgery.

You are a world class scammer 

[BitEscrow]

lol at this!

[surfer43]

lol at this!

Yes this is so creative the artist should get 1 BTC

[yatsey87]

Do you have a shitty portfolio?

[surfer43]

Do you have a shitty portfolio?

Of 1 drawing, yes shittyDraws does

[shittyDraws]

lol at this!

Yes this is so creative the artist should get 1 BTC

1 BTC could get you quite a lot of shitty drawings. Think about it folks. You could have 800+ awful pictures of anything, right now.

[DPoS]

do these drawings mine??   waht Ghash?

[bdt_michael]

Wow, I kinda would love him to produce 800 shitty drawings. Post that on /r/jobs4bitcoins

"Will do 800 shitty drawings for 1 BTC".

Actually I think you are good at drawing. It's all done in one line. Pretty skilled - saw your submission for the 50$ bounty today and that looked great. (Better than the designs of other people. I'm sure there are hidden skills that you don't share. 

[rohnearner]

Great timing - just what I was looking for.

OK, not really. But sounds fun. Can I get a shit drawing of Brighton Pavilion for the local Bitcoin group?

Here's a photo: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Brighton_Royal_Pavilion.jpg or you might be able to find 1 or 2 more somewhere on internet.

shittyDraws delivering her first shit drawing to you sir! That's a cool-ass building I just butchered.

https://i.imgur.com/Uln9DLp.jpg

I did it all in one line on the back of a Five Guys menu with a sharpie. I hope you didn't have big plans for this thing.

Haha man you really are funny and your username suits 100% to your creativity that really was some shit drawing

[shittyDraws]

do these drawings mine??   waht Ghash?

I will hand draw hashes for you for $1 per hash. Unbeatable ROI.

Wow, I kinda would love him to produce 800 shitty drawings. Post that on /r/jobs4bitcoins

"Will do 800 shitty drawings for 1 BTC".

Actually I think you are good at drawing. It's all done in one line. Pretty skilled - saw your submission for the 50$ bounty today and that looked great. (Better than the designs of other people. I'm sure there are hidden skills that you don't share. 

Hah, well thanks. I can draw a teeny bit better if I take time and try, but it's still not anything particularly good. I just like making fast, ugly doodles to relax.

[surfer43]

do these drawings mine??   waht Ghash?

I will hand draw hashes for you for $1 per hash. Unbeatable ROI.

Wow, I kinda would love him to produce 800 shitty drawings. Post that on /r/jobs4bitcoins

"Will do 800 shitty drawings for 1 BTC".

Actually I think you are good at drawing. It's all done in one line. Pretty skilled - saw your submission for the 50$ bounty today and that looked great. (Better than the designs of other people. I'm sure there are hidden skills that you don't share. 

Hah, well thanks. I can draw a teeny bit better if I take time and try, but it's still not anything particularly good. I just like making fast, ugly doodles to relax.

wow you should apply for a job at BFL 

[DPoS]

I wish I could draw as shit as this, I got a B for art once and I can only dream of aspiring to such heights of modern art

In a hundred years I see this as being worth millions, its like van gogh only less colourful.  Might you be tempted to draw with a multicolour pen

van gogh only sold one of his painting during his life I believe..  vincent was rumored to think his paintings were a bit of shit and not even worth a dollar

[surfer43]

I wish I could draw as shit as this, I got a B for art once and I can only dream of aspiring to such heights of modern art

In a hundred years I see this as being worth millions, its like van gogh only less colourful.  Might you be tempted to draw with a multicolour pen

van gogh only sold one of his painting during his life I believe..  vincent was rumored to think his paintings were a bit of shit and not even worth a dollar

yeah but is van gogh's name shittyDraws?

[Kluge]

I wish I could draw as shit as this, I got a B for art once and I can only dream of aspiring to such heights of modern art

In a hundred years I see this as being worth millions, its like van gogh only less colourful.  Might you be tempted to draw with a multicolour pen

van gogh only sold one of his painting during his life I believe..  vincent was rumored to think his paintings were a bit of shit and not even worth a dollar

yeah but is van gogh's name shittyDraws?

I don't think they referred to they draws like that back then. shittyOnderkleding doesn't make any sense for an artist. I guess it'd reinforce the idea of him being batshit insane, though.

[ahmedjadoon]

Wow, I kinda would love him to produce 800 shitty drawings. Post that on /r/jobs4bitcoins

"Will do 800 shitty drawings for 1 BTC".

Actually I think you are good at drawing. It's all done in one line. Pretty skilled - saw your submission for the 50$ bounty today and that looked great. (Better than the designs of other people. I'm sure there are hidden skills that you don't share. 

That was actually funny man!