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July 11, 2018, 10:57:54 PM
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This guy is a gold mine:

if I think the happiest time when new bride. and there is no painful time when toothache. because the toothache to eat does not taste hungry. hear the voice of people talking sick. sleeping wrong, wrong motion .

if I will multiply my business and money. because the present day with money so smooth affairs. because I have a neighbor when beautiful new age 22 but want in marriage with people aged 60 years. because his legs are rich .



Probably his auto-translate needs an auto-translate.

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July 12, 2018, 02:12:18 PM
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Probably his auto-translate needs an auto-translate.

I don't know man - I was pretty happy on my wedding day and toothache is no laughing matter - maybe he's on to something here.

Now I just need to figure out how to get rich legs.

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July 12, 2018, 02:43:20 PM
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der für Austausch von Körperaktivs

This means :    for exchange of body active ! 

Guess he needs an auto-translate  too  lol 


            
                          
                    
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July 12, 2018, 03:09:44 PM
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This guy is a gold mine:

if I think the happiest time when new bride. and there is no painful time when toothache. because the toothache to eat does not taste hungry. hear the voice of people talking sick. sleeping wrong, wrong motion .

if I will multiply my business and money. because the present day with money so smooth affairs. because I have a neighbor when beautiful new age 22 but want in marriage with people aged 60 years. because his legs are rich .



Probably his auto-translate needs an auto-translate.
I would be willing to bet this is some kind of bot using not very good AI. Both posts very broadly match the topic of the thread but are outright incoherent.

For example having a toothache does make people not happy and does cause pain. Using basic logic would imply that therefore not having a toothache (the opposite of having a toothache) would cause someone to be happy (the opposite of being not happy).

If you think an actual person wrote this then you believe that someone who is illiterate was able to sign up for bitcointalk and figure out how to join a bounty campaign. I don’t think any translation service would screw things up this badly.

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July 13, 2018, 03:08:51 AM
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if I will multiply my business and money. because the present day with money so smooth affairs. because I have a neighbor when beautiful new age 22 but want in marriage with people aged 60 years. because his legs are rich .

I can translate this for you, he says that he has a rich neighbor at the age of 60 who is interested in beautiful 22 years old pussies for marriage, he also has leg fetish. Wink
Shame on that old man at the age of 60.

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I guess I'm too used to such posts to find them funny rather than annoying. Most comments are forced comments with people trying to post something for whatever their agenda is, and that takes all the humor out of them.

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July 13, 2018, 04:16:47 PM
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You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

The sad thing is that those spammers do not have to go through those spam comments. They are busy spamming at the fastest pace possible. It is the genuine users who have to read all that crap and suffer.
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July 13, 2018, 09:43:30 PM
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Maybe try this: pyramid posts  Cheesy

LoyceV noticed it first here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4598892.msg41514499#msg41514499

And now the whole pyramid post:

Update: hidden because the pyramid post was too long.  Cheesy
Here is the link, you can confirm yourself how "amazing" this post is: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3083520.msg40333572#msg40333572


Here is another one: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3083520.msg40477368#msg40477368
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Blockchain is a very useful technology it helps the market of crypto currency to function. But as the gainbitcoin are removes it made people wonder whether to trust the blockchain or not. I would say that blockchains are safe to use for a lot of sites and firms use blockchain to manage their businesses.

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Maybe try this: pyramid posts  Cheesy

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Maybe try this: pyramid posts  Cheesy

~snip, for the love of dog, snip!
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My eyes are bleeding... please don't do that again!

Removed, for the love of dog(e) Cheesy

I don't know how the bounty manager feels, but it must be hard to read this shit again and again...
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July 14, 2018, 09:52:28 PM
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Maybe try this: pyramid posts  Cheesy

There's something rather beautiful about that. I'm sure you could make a flick book style animation with something of that ilk. Why can't these zombies at least make it nice to look at?

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This one is quite amusing:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=1533958;sa=showPosts

For example:

If you dream of perfect trading you can have dreams and think about it if you like to dream and you want to realize your dream you have the right to dream and realize your dream

I'm not even sure if I should report it, kinda poetic compared to most other garbage.



This is more like your regular shitposter:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2264780;sa=showPosts

But some of their investment advice is just brilliant:

Now the market price of Ethereum is declining.So do not sell Ethereum now.But now you can buy Ethereum coin.This time is the best time to buy Ethereum.

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July 18, 2018, 10:01:45 PM
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Stumbled upon this doodoo today;

Without wallet Bitcoin forum account is lassnenn so it's important for forum. it can be safe,when you created an wallet account then you have a password if you want to safe your wallet do not give any one to your password and do not show it any bounty campaign form then you will save your wallet.

I think Ronaldo will be Successor in football team also Ronaldo is most famous then Messi after all Ronaldo has many fans in this world. His football passing and ball distibuted is really good so I think Ronaldo is the successor.

Bitcoin is more popular in our country because of that Now a days Bitcoin is famous in every human also some month ago I see Bitcoin Hunter is 200-300 but now a days Bitcoin Hunter is 4000-5000 it's a lot so I think many people loves Bitcoin and it's more popular in our country.

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At least he knows what's important for him:

Learning English is very important for us because of that sometimes we are facing this English medium problem if you do not learn English as well,you do not speak each other in your society,or others country and you have suffer heus problem,so learning English is very important for us.

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Maybe try this: pyramid posts  Cheesy
There's something rather beautiful about that.

Yeah, the perfect mouse killer, I can hear him squeaking after all that scrolling.


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Apparently not using a computer helps with back pain..



Stop or switch ? I'm happy to swap a basic phone for your S9...



How to make a girl fall for you by throwing things she likes at her ? Chocolates maybe... I'm sure if you throw her hair straightener it won't impress her...
(It might leave an impression if it is still hot)

Best topics to talk about ? Topics you like talking about... Really ? Talking about crypto might bore her. Talking about sex might be a bit inappropriate.



I think Maianhtrinh got lost on the forum...or the zoo...

Animals in cages have their freedom taken away. I learn something every day.



Not quite sure how to interpret that one. When there are no people ?



The population is dumbing down and they are breeding !
She's expecting. Awww a baby spammer.

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July 19, 2018, 12:45:52 PM
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Mainly I'm just here to bookmark this thread for future LOLs. But while I'm here, it took me about 2 minutes to find this one:

The coin that is great for long-term investment is bitcoin. As I said before, bitcoin has a higher value so you can get a higher return when you invest in bitcoin.
The best for long-term investment when it comes to bitcoin is the Bitcoin Triple Play. Besides of good income, they have their legal documents according to their business.

Oh, as he said before, you know, he shouldn't have to repeat himself because we all should have been paying attention the first time he said it.

You guys want something funny? Open any thread posted in bitcoin/altcoin discussion. The place is 90% shit post and it's really rare to have some interaction within.

The sad thing is that those spammers do not have to go through those spam comments. They are busy spamming at the fastest pace possible. It is the genuine users who have to read all that crap and suffer.

Yes you are absolutely correct. It makes no difference if you try to mock or shame them, they will have written 5 new posts in the meanwhile.

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July 19, 2018, 06:11:33 PM
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Do you choose bitcoin over God? Let us speak the truth

I am an instrumentalist and i trade in bitcoin. There are certain times i do not get time to play the for the congregation and I am always with my laptop looking at the market prices. Do you think it is the best action to take?


Makes a change from the do you choose bitcoin over your girlfriend/family/school threads that pop up every once in a while.

At least he knows what's important for him:

Learning English is very important for us because of that sometimes we are facing this English medium problem if you do not learn English as well,you do not speak each other in your society,or others country and you have suffer heus problem,so learning English is very important for us.

Bitcoin hunter, bounty hunter.....who the hell came up with those?

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lol. These are more like your average bounty hunters these days:










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July 19, 2018, 09:13:00 PM
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Monero is a good coin. I already saw her mention in several feature films. Many put it on a par with bitcoin and Ethereum, cool!!

I laughed with this one. I don't watch TV so I don't know but I was ready to google to know if it is true.

Montero has a great future ahead of him.Montero is a great platform


How can you know if Montero has "a great future" if you don't even know the coin (you can not spell it correctly)


I am going to the movie theater hoping to see Montero since it seems to have some great reviews about her
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July 20, 2018, 09:29:26 AM
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This was posted yesterday:

This would be a tough game.
Belgium and France both plays aggressive game while both of their defenses are still to be tested.
I think France has a better defense but they are poor in finishing the goal shot which is better with belgium.
+2.5 goal seems safe bet for the game.
Now just see what is happening in today match either Belgium wins or France I will enjoy the match because my favorite team is out of the event, alas! However I am going to enjoy these matches which will play between Belgium and France besides which another one is in between Croatia and England. These matches will decide the FIFA winner and I can not wait any more for it just 4 days more and then final.

On first glance nothing may appear out of the ordinary. Until you realise he's looking forward to the semi and final of a tournament that has been over nearly a week. Maybe he's a time traveller or maybe he lives in some very distant country/planet that has a timezone that is nearly two weeks behind everyone else.


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