Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Steamtyme]

Just ran into this lovely fellow.

I believe this is one of the best post have ever made on this forum but no one has really given any merit so far and it's really not encouraging to other users, I believe I should be getting like 50merit on this one https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5044423.msg46540318#msg46540318

It's even better when you 1)See how long it's been without receiving a merit. 2) Look into where their first merit came from. Then you remember that one merit for a signature does not do enough.

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[xtraelv]

Just ran into this lovely fellow.

I believe this is one of the best post have ever made on this forum but no one has really given any merit so far and it's really not encouraging to other users, I believe I should be getting like 50merit on this one https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5044423.msg46540318#msg46540318

It's even better when you 1)See how long it's been without receiving a merit. 2) Look into where their first merit came from. Then you remember that one merit for a signature does not do enough.

"Patricia" has some gender identity issues too.

WEEK 2 - week 5

Week: 6 (30/09- 06/10

BitcoinTalk Name: kelvinovie2
Your Facebook Account Name: Patricia Sam
Your Facebook Profile Link: https://www.facebook.com/Airdroper22

[hilariousetc]

Identity crisis, or the perils of plagiarizing shit without reading it:

Are you in favor of same sex marriage?

when it comes to that im gay too and theres a lot of discrimination to us but sometimes i questioned myself did i do something to them ?
this is a very sensitive topic, here in my country, same sex marriage is not yet accepted and is being criticized by our government and the church. As for me, I'm not for it, but I think they have the right to do as they please, if a guy wanna marry a guy then go ahead and do so, just be ready with the consequences of your decisions.

(the red part is copypasta from someone else's post)

I've seen them a couple of times before where they've copied two contradictory posts.

Just got this PM today. This guy claims his "wife" loves him so much she follows him around the forum posting directly after him because she can't bear to not be behind his side even digitally:

Hello hilarious,

Greetings!

Remove the redtag on my account. It is my wife who loves me crazy to the core. She follows me however am also removing my redtag on your account. Sorry.

Good day.

I refused. Me and my family were then cursed:

done hilarious, do not worry who hurts me will get my curse for you and your entire family out of what you did to me and may you be blessed. Good bye.

I'm shooketh.

[Lafu]

hello guys if anyone have an email from microseft deleted and he cant open it again coz the old domain not available anymore i can open it for u
all domains

Is "microseft"  the little brother from "microsoft" ?     

[suchmoon]

This is not just a great/nice/good/best/awesome project, it's magic:

this project might change the orientation of new babie coming into the crypto world

[vapourminer]

This is not just a great/nice/good/best/awesome project, it's magic:

this project might change the orientation of new babie coming into the crypto world

like, babies born sideways?

sounds painful.

[olumyd]

This is not just a great/nice/good/best/awesome project, it's magic:

this project might change the orientation of new babie coming into the crypto world

like, babies born sideways?

sounds painful.

Lol... Darn!!! My man tits just fell off. Got to stick 'em back before resuming ROTFLMAO. 'Change the orientation of new baby,' I'm pretty sure that was a google translate, else this deserves a permaban before our brains go mush.

Oh, I see it, he probably meant newbie. Ouch!

[suchmoon]

Another word spinner gone mad.

Original:

Out of the choices above, Ethereum.Ethereum is a second generation blockchain, and the implementation of smart contracts and decentralised applications makes it a far more valuable investment in my opinion.

Copy:

Out of the hustings foil, Ethereum. Ethereum is a minute dissemination blockchain, and the deed of bold pacts and decentralized employment pisses it a a good deeper worthy assets in my opinion.

[xtraelv]

Another word spinner gone mad.

Original:

Out of the choices above, Ethereum.Ethereum is a second generation blockchain, and the implementation of smart contracts and decentralised applications makes it a far more valuable investment in my opinion.

Copy:

Out of the hustings foil, Ethereum. Ethereum is a minute dissemination blockchain, and the deed of bold pacts and decentralized employment pisses it a a good deeper worthy assets in my opinion.

Those threads sad to read.
People post in them but I doubt anyone reads them.
It is just a repetition of the same ideas for the sake of posting.
Most people in that thread would be oblivious to a post of garbled nonsense.
If nobody reads your posts then what is the point of posting ?

...and then Out of the hustings foil, you find the start of a fairytale that pisses on everything...

[Mallyx]

I like that one, a bit old but just discovered it:

Voucher offered worth 2000 3000  3500satoshi for registering.
U2 system is paying since october 2015.




You have not dreamed about...But I have done it...

[suchmoon]

Bounty hunter's love story:

Great project, Congrats your team and thanks your airdrop,i love you!

But it's a sad story too. The part before "i love you" is copypasta from:


Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image


I think this means the bounty program is managed by a very professional maid:

Very good and nice looking project. Bounty program was also maid very professional. Wish u good luck, team!

[hilariousandco]

Now you get your answer aside from that account is a scammer as per @xtralev and a plagiarist as per @hilariousetc.

I also doubt that the account you were talking about was from your friend. I think you are the owner of that account or just using an alt account

Is that important? The point here is that forums should give reasons for their actions. This also blocks spam. One simple thing is that I will not create this topic when I know the reason is locked. Your allegations are from a long time ago. When he's still a newbie. He has no experience and new training. He can not avoid mistakes. Do you dare to confirm to me, in the past you have not done anything wrong? you are a bamboo. you are a flood of jobs. you are zombie. fuck

[Trofo]

Now you get your answer aside from that account is a scammer as per @xtralev and a plagiarist as per @hilariousetc.

I also doubt that the account you were talking about was from your friend. I think you are the owner of that account or just using an alt account

Is that important? The point here is that forums should give reasons for their actions. This also blocks spam. One simple thing is that I will not create this topic when I know the reason is locked. Your allegations are from a long time ago. When he's still a newbie. He has no experience and new training. He can not avoid mistakes. Do you dare to confirm to me, in the past you have not done anything wrong? you are a bamboo. you are a flood of jobs. you are zombie. fuck

Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league

[OgNasty]

Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league

Maybe he's trying to insinuate that darklus123 is similar to Donald Trump?  

Sorry.  I had to do it, although it is a bit early to be ruffling feathers.

[stompix]

Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league

Running this through google translate it seems that there are two words in Filipino
baha and apaw that can mean flood, but apaw means also dumb, which fits a bit in the picture.

But god knows what google translate did in the "jobs" case.

Ps.
I dropped him a message asking what he wanted to say by that 

[xtraelv]

You are a fool in thinking. me and him are husband and wife. We can only use one account. If we use two accounts, is it wrong when we set the username the same? I admit the coppy-paste accusations. But those who are saying I use multiple accounts are stupid

Also your "husband" lists himself on his face book as "female" and "single"  

Twitter profile URL: https://twitter.com/nd_than88

Facebook profile URL: https://www.facebook.com/ndthan1988

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This is your husband right ?

I'm not surpised that she is confused about who is the husband and who is the wife. 

[hilariousetc]

Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league

Running this through google translate it seems that there are two words in Filipino
baha and apaw that can mean flood, but apaw means also dumb, which fits a bit in the picture.

But god knows what google translate did in the "jobs" case.

Ps.
I dropped him a message asking what he wanted to say by that 

It could be just some way of saying you're an idiot and are doing a bad job. I was going to say that things probably just get lost in translation. There might be local language insults that have no meaning in English and when you're using translating software it just garbles it up even more. You've got to remember a good portion of posters here might even be illiterate in their own language so that will just make the translator job even worse especially when you're trying to make sense of something that never made any in the first place.

Another good one for you. This poster was mocking me for my bad English but ironically I was mocking shitposters for theirs:

You are a legendary and writes bitcoib, yeah you deserve that level, pity on you and yeah it is like loosing my dignity now bothering you here. Excuse ? ohh come on do we need to submit our marriage certificate and our system IP address for you who is not even a DT member and completely misleads our valuable time with your undeserving comments and redtrust. Get lost, cheap guy.

Please learn to comprehend English. I already explained the origin of the 'Bitcoib is my succesfull'. It's a joke mocking shitposters like you. Just like I'm also mocking you calling me a 'highly educated moran'.

Bitcoin is my way
Bitcoin is my partner
Bitcoin is my rich
Bitcoin is destination
Bitcoin is my hobby
Bitcoib is my succesfull

And no, your marriage certificate won't prove anything other than you are married. Your excuse that you're husband and wife and follow each other around the forum posting back to back is laughable. Just go away. Shitposters like you have ruined the forum.

You itself is a shit here at first you are not an authorized DT member to do this and posting these type by an unauthorized shitter like you is exactly spoiling bitcointalk forum and you are just undeserving to speak here with your imbalanced assumptions moreover when you said to my better half that you are about to remove the redtrust that proves we did not commit any mistake on the forum. If i use a direct tone that you are an educated moron that is an uneducated moron. Lift up your head and spit on yourself that is your deserving un educated analysis here. Burger off your undervalued certifications, you are not the right person to teach us what to do.

[coolcoinz]

I think the Bitcoin ETF and Bitcoin Future are no different,

Bitcoin futures or future? One letter doesn't change much, or does it?

both of them are the vehicles of the popes to deceive/manipulate bitcoin prices as happened in the middle of December 2017.

The Pope is dictating the price of Bitcoin! That's new.

But that only applies temporarily and then most of the bitcoin users will probably be overshadowed by the dark growth of bitcoin as it's now happening, bitcoin's difficult to rise.

Welcome to the dark side Bitcoin users.

[DdmrDdmr]

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¿Qué preguntas debo responder? Actualmente no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables. ¿Por qué entonces confías en las bolsas de valores o en los servicios de cambio?

Ok vamos por partes, las preguntas que nos gustaría que respondieras son:

1.- Que nos garantiza que no correrás con el dinero en las manos?
2.- Quien o quienes están detrás de este proyecto?

3.-Cual es su avance hasta ahora?
4.-Como podemos confiar y saber que el proyecto es viable?

Comentas que no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables, yo no estoy de acuedo, yo creo que bitcoin es una soluciones descentralizada confiable... y creo que te estas confundiendo ya que tu negocio de Mixing no es descentralizado  

No es que confiemos en la bolsa de valores o en los servicios de cambio, es que si ellos nos estafan podemos solucionarlo por la vía legal ya que hay personas dando la cara por esos negocios.

No estamos diciendo que tu nos vayas a estafar, simplemente sabemos como es este mundo de las criptomonedas y hay que ser bastante prevenidos. Asi que no hagas cosas buenas que parezcan malas.

Los servicios, intercambios, etc. desaparecen cada día y nadie puede devolver nada.

Had to add this one to this thread, even if it’s in my local language. In summary, @mixercoin created a post to announce a BTC Mixer. Fair enough ...  Since the OP was so thin in content and information, @seoincorporation asked a fair set of decent question related to the business, such as what guarantees are there that the business will not just runoff with the BTC?, who is behind the project?, what is the progress so far? and why should we trust them and the project viability?  

So far, so good, until @mixercoin gave his astonishing answer that surely will bring peace of mind to any interested party:(translation of the last line in the quoted text) "Services, Exchanges, etc. disappear every day, and nobody can give anything back."

I think I’ll stick to my signature’s proposal ...

[seoincorporation]

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¿Qué preguntas debo responder? Actualmente no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables. ¿Por qué entonces confías en las bolsas de valores o en los servicios de cambio?

Ok vamos por partes, las preguntas que nos gustaría que respondieras son:

1.- Que nos garantiza que no correrás con el dinero en las manos?
2.- Quien o quienes están detrás de este proyecto?

3.-Cual es su avance hasta ahora?
4.-Como podemos confiar y saber que el proyecto es viable?

Comentas que no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables, yo no estoy de acuedo, yo creo que bitcoin es una soluciones descentralizada confiable... y creo que te estas confundiendo ya que tu negocio de Mixing no es descentralizado  

No es que confiemos en la bolsa de valores o en los servicios de cambio, es que si ellos nos estafan podemos solucionarlo por la vía legal ya que hay personas dando la cara por esos negocios.

No estamos diciendo que tu nos vayas a estafar, simplemente sabemos como es este mundo de las criptomonedas y hay que ser bastante prevenidos. Asi que no hagas cosas buenas que parezcan malas.

Los servicios, intercambios, etc. desaparecen cada día y nadie puede devolver nada.

Had to add this one to this thread, even if it’s in my local language. In summary, @mixercoin created a post to announce a BTC Mixer. Fair enough ...  Since the OP was so thin in content and information, @seoincorporation asked a fair set of decent question related to the business, such as what guarantees are there that the business will not just runoff with the BTC?, who is behind the project?, what is the progress so far? and why should we trust them and the project viability?  

So far, so good, until @mixercoin gave his astonishing answer that surely will bring peace of mind to any interested party:(translation of the last line in the quoted text) "Services, Exchanges, etc. disappear every day, and nobody can give anything back."

I think I’ll stick to my signature’s proposal ...

The fun fact of that thread was the answer from womanderful...

Los servicios, intercambios, etc. desaparecen cada día y nadie puede devolver nada.

Que es como decir "el mundo ahí fuera está lleno de estafadores y hemos pensado, qué coño, nosotros también podemos!"

I will translate it for all of you because I can't stop laughing.

is like saying "The world out there is full of scammers and we just think, we don't give a fuck, we can do it!"