Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[DdmrDdmr]

Beep. I've sent PMs with up-to-date email and crypto signatures, can i have my account back as a new year's gift may be?
Thaaaank you

It’s no laughing matter not being able to get your account, but the initial "Beep" in the OP kind of reminded me when a computer won’t boot. Made we wonder if the OP was posted by a bot, trying to recover an account ...

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[worldofcoins]

What do you guys think of this one? 

hahahahahahaha welcame to the parti of ban persons if ban thus no cannot be unanned on the forum  rip yours landing service that what happenes when your mess with me you will be a examples to everyone on forums.............. haahaha so much satisfying

[nutildah]

What do you guys think of this one? 

hahahahahahaha welcame to the parti of ban persons if ban thus no cannot be unanned on the forum  rip yours landing service that what happenes when your mess with me you will be a examples to everyone on forums.............. haahaha so much satisfying

I think its pretty fucked.

I read through the whole saga... Sounds like "Trustedmember420" (what a compelling name) is probably the BitcoinMarshal. What an a-hole.

Still, hiring somebody to post on your behalf that has a worse command of the English language than you... hmm 

[hilariousandco]

The struggles of merit:

     2. satoshi earned 1462 1126 Merit from outside the Top 200 Merit Receivers
     

Satoshi is offline 8 year, and have  1712 Merit, i am online and have 0

[jonemil24]

The world is getting more and more perverted:

I need an artist to draw some adult pictures of pokemon doing adult things with humans.  IF anyone has the talent to complete these type of drawings please let me know.

How much more extreme things can a human mind do in the next few years to come.

[DireWolfM14]

The struggles of merit:

     2. satoshi earned 1462 1126 Merit from outside the Top 200 Merit Receivers
    

Satoshi is offline 8 year, and have  1712 Merit, i am online and have 0

I just saw that post, and laughed my ass off.  If satoshi had spent his entire time here posting twittbook quote pyramids he probably wouldn't have any merit either.

Here's another one of GadiGonsFula's merit complaints:

FUCK me god  i have  0 merit.

[nutildah]

I just saw that post, and laughed my ass off.  If satoshi had spent his entire time here posting twittbook quote pyramids he probably wouldn't have any merit either.

Dude. Just imagine what a sick bounty campaign payout you could get with Satoshi's account, bro.

That would be great if the first thing Satoshi did when he came back was join the PrimeDice sig campaign.

Guess what bitches? You know that shit I said about keeping your wallets and private keys backed up, well, I should have listened to my own advice. That shit's gone, son. Don't hate on a playa. I still got to get mine.

(yeah yeah I know I'm in a sig campaign, what can I say, like Satoshi, times are tight over here)

Wonder if this is a Google Translate gone awry, or... whats going on here... Guy's got his anatomy ass-backwards.

But the truth is if you falled in love with bitcoin as an investor or get rich quick, then you must be heart broken right right, from the anus of my heart I sympathize with you all.

[coolcoinz]

No way, how do terrorists know Bitcoin?
I think terrorists don't have time to play bitcoin, and it seems they prefer to do transactions with real money, not using bitcoin.
What I know is that terrorists usually carry out robberies. They are heavyweight criminals.
If true terrorists have made transactions using bitcoin as their transaction to buy weapons, that means we all have to be vigilant, that terrorists on the network are already roaming.

Next time there's a terrorist threat remember to leave your wallet at home.
If they walk into a restaurant or a metro station with suicide vests, a good idea is to throw money at them, or shout "I have Bitcoins"

[seoincorporation]

This guy: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2470833;sa=showPosts

the best chain is wanchain

Nano is much better than bitcoin

I prefer altcoins much better than bitcoins

And my favorite

That is very interesting

He isn't even trying... 

[cryptohunter]

Ok, first of all if you're not familiar with the cryptohunter debacle - lucky you, and do you have any extra room under that rock you've been hiding under?

But there is some genuinely funny albeit cringy stuff there, just don't click on those links and don't get sucked into it if you value your sanity.

You pulled the dragons tail and I am already massively wealthy now thanks to bitcointalk and my excellent trading skills ..and well thanks the pharmacist you did your bit...hahah I'll have a bottle of 2013 Armand de Brignac Rose on you ...thanks dude,.

thanks for proving how amazing i have been ...look at your crawling around in my history admiring me wish you were me...hahah

Just going out for a drive in my VERY expensive automobile hahah catch you bums later you broke down cowardly scum

I am net positive beyond what you will ever be and am a giant of achievements compared to you all

the funniest part is that such moon wants you to believe they are untrue....

but he can not prove any of it is......

hahaha funny boy such moon you cowardly scum sucking moron.

HERE IS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER MADE ON THIS FORUM

"MOST PRE MERIT LEGENDS ARE SPAMMERS" - SUCHMOON THE MORON..

Another funny thing .......


did you hear that after the ......

ah you listening???

yes that was silence that is such moons reply to my question of what has he achieved of note ever since being here except whack a mole

a real legend suchmoon - errr did nothing of note. Legend = nothing of note = very funny



I mean if such moon can disprove one of these funny statement I will say they are hilarious...

come on dip shit you are the joke wait and see.

[suchmoon]

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That stuff should go here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5086297.0

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That stuff should go here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5086297.0

 
how it get here at all ??




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Ok, first of all if you're not familiar with the cryptohunter debacle - lucky you, and do you have any extra room under that rock you've been hiding under?

But there is some genuinely funny albeit cringy stuff there, just don't click on those links and don't get sucked into it if you value your sanity.

You pulled the dragons tail and I am already massively wealthy now thanks to bitcointalk and my excellent trading skills ..and well thanks the pharmacist you did your bit...hahah I'll have a bottle of 2013 Armand de Brignac Rose on you ...thanks dude,.

thanks for proving how amazing i have been ...look at your crawling around in my history admiring me wish you were me...hahah

Just going out for a drive in my VERY expensive automobile hahah catch you bums later you broke down cowardly scum

I am net positive beyond what you will ever be and am a giant of achievements compared to you all

[bones261]

I wonder what attire is required? Black tie and tails?

Username:andulolika
Post Count:1341
address: will be posted if accepted.

also, Its second time I try to join but my message was erased by a mod, so if im accepted let me know and I change my clothes.

Or perhaps this person will be so shocked if they get accepted that it will require a change of clothes after they soil themselves.

[hilariousandco]

I wonder what attire is required? Black tie and tails?

Username:andulolika
Post Count:1341
address: will be posted if accepted.

also, Its second time I try to join but my message was erased by a mod, so if im accepted let me know and I change my clothes.

Or perhaps this person will be so shocked if they get accepted that it will require a change of clothes after they soil themselves.

I was just about to post this. Maybe he suits up everyday for work as a sig campaigner. I know I do.



Saw this one today:

    
Does grooming lead to sex, or does sex lead to grooming or neither?

Who knows. I  can’t tell from this.  I mean, it makes sense that if you groom you might think about sex more, and thus have sex more often.  It also makes sense that if you have sex more often, you might want to groom to make it better.  Or, if you aren’t having sex, why bother grooming, because it doesn’t make a difference.

[coolcoinz]

The curious case of a buttom:

Do you think crypto has hit it's very buttom for this year.... the market want red yesterday.. but I'm thinking it won't go lower than this..

Please whats your take on this??

Probably the buttom this year is already $3000 as it already started to rise in crypto price overall. In the next year, there is a possibility of the new buttom but if it starts good in the first quarter it will probably go higher and higher over the next few months

See stunning photos of Kim Kardashian's buttom on holiday in Mexico(photos)
https://www.nelstorm.com/2016/08/see-stunning-photos-of-kim-kardashians.html

[suchmoon]

It's difficult to understand if you don't understand:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4984345.msg46367145#msg46367145

i think that many people don't understand about cryptocurrency, making it difficult for them to understand! but with the development of today, crypto is not difficult to understand now!

Asexual branch:

in any case, the branch is a black cardinal in the cryptocurrency market and only visually asexually heads the rating of the cryptocurrency market. I hope that the ethereum will take certain steps and take a leading position in the near future.

[crwth]

It's difficult to understand if you don't understand:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4984345.msg46367145#msg46367145

i think that many people don't understand about cryptocurrency, making it difficult for them to understand! but with the development of today, crypto is not difficult to understand now!

Do I have difficulty in understanding because I don't understand how to understand?

My brain hurts lol

[Mallyx]

It's difficult to understand if you don't understand:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4984345.msg46367145#msg46367145

i think that many people don't understand about cryptocurrency, making it difficult for them to understand! but with the development of today, crypto is not difficult to understand now!

Do I have difficulty in understanding because I don't understand how to understand?

My brain hurts lol

Cause you don't understand the difficulty to understand what you should understand.

[jademaxxiss012]

Funny or not users should be respected because we came from different places and different countries with different cultures and attitude. Anyway, I am still glad that I am able to write or construct in English though I may not be good but still I could consider myself that I am able and capable in doing it right. Anyway, I have read some of the post that has been screenshot and yes some were really funny but I have my respect on it. I had been reading some posts like that but I am just ignoring it.

[LTU_btc]

Funny or not users should be respected because we came from different places and different countries with different cultures and attitude. Anyway, I am still glad that I am able to write or construct in English though I may not be good but still I could consider myself that I am able and capable in doing it right. Anyway, I have read some of the post that has been screenshot and yes some were really funny but I have my respect on it. I had been reading some posts like that but I am just ignoring it.

Nobody cares where did they come from. Respect must be deserved. I don't know why we should respect these users who can't speak in English, but posting here just to get paid. They plagiarize posts, use Google translate and text spinners - is it a reason to respect them? It has nothing with culture and attitude. By the way, they don't respect us - readers becuase they force us to read shitposts which are shown in this thread.