Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[bones261]

I wonder what attire is required? Black tie and tails?

Username:andulolika
Post Count:1341
address: will be posted if accepted.

also, Its second time I try to join but my message was erased by a mod, so if im accepted let me know and I change my clothes.

Or perhaps this person will be so shocked if they get accepted that it will require a change of clothes after they soil themselves.

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[hilariousandco]

I wonder what attire is required? Black tie and tails?

Username:andulolika
Post Count:1341
address: will be posted if accepted.

also, Its second time I try to join but my message was erased by a mod, so if im accepted let me know and I change my clothes.

Or perhaps this person will be so shocked if they get accepted that it will require a change of clothes after they soil themselves.

I was just about to post this. Maybe he suits up everyday for work as a sig campaigner. I know I do.



Saw this one today:

    
Does grooming lead to sex, or does sex lead to grooming or neither?

Who knows. I  can’t tell from this.  I mean, it makes sense that if you groom you might think about sex more, and thus have sex more often.  It also makes sense that if you have sex more often, you might want to groom to make it better.  Or, if you aren’t having sex, why bother grooming, because it doesn’t make a difference.

[coolcoinz]

The curious case of a buttom:

Do you think crypto has hit it's very buttom for this year.... the market want red yesterday.. but I'm thinking it won't go lower than this..

Please whats your take on this??

Probably the buttom this year is already $3000 as it already started to rise in crypto price overall. In the next year, there is a possibility of the new buttom but if it starts good in the first quarter it will probably go higher and higher over the next few months

See stunning photos of Kim Kardashian's buttom on holiday in Mexico(photos)
https://www.nelstorm.com/2016/08/see-stunning-photos-of-kim-kardashians.html

[suchmoon]

It's difficult to understand if you don't understand:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4984345.msg46367145#msg46367145

i think that many people don't understand about cryptocurrency, making it difficult for them to understand! but with the development of today, crypto is not difficult to understand now!

Asexual branch:

in any case, the branch is a black cardinal in the cryptocurrency market and only visually asexually heads the rating of the cryptocurrency market. I hope that the ethereum will take certain steps and take a leading position in the near future.

[crwth]

It's difficult to understand if you don't understand:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4984345.msg46367145#msg46367145

i think that many people don't understand about cryptocurrency, making it difficult for them to understand! but with the development of today, crypto is not difficult to understand now!

Do I have difficulty in understanding because I don't understand how to understand?

My brain hurts lol

[Mallyx]

It's difficult to understand if you don't understand:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=4984345.msg46367145#msg46367145

i think that many people don't understand about cryptocurrency, making it difficult for them to understand! but with the development of today, crypto is not difficult to understand now!

Do I have difficulty in understanding because I don't understand how to understand?

My brain hurts lol

Cause you don't understand the difficulty to understand what you should understand.

[jademaxxiss012]

Funny or not users should be respected because we came from different places and different countries with different cultures and attitude. Anyway, I am still glad that I am able to write or construct in English though I may not be good but still I could consider myself that I am able and capable in doing it right. Anyway, I have read some of the post that has been screenshot and yes some were really funny but I have my respect on it. I had been reading some posts like that but I am just ignoring it.

[LTU_btc]

Funny or not users should be respected because we came from different places and different countries with different cultures and attitude. Anyway, I am still glad that I am able to write or construct in English though I may not be good but still I could consider myself that I am able and capable in doing it right. Anyway, I have read some of the post that has been screenshot and yes some were really funny but I have my respect on it. I had been reading some posts like that but I am just ignoring it.

Nobody cares where did they come from. Respect must be deserved. I don't know why we should respect these users who can't speak in English, but posting here just to get paid. They plagiarize posts, use Google translate and text spinners - is it a reason to respect them? It has nothing with culture and attitude. By the way, they don't respect us - readers becuase they force us to read shitposts which are shown in this thread.

[RussaX]

Run everybody they are incoming!

Original on 1st page:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

Shitposter trying to look cool in this thread:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

[nutildah]

Run everybody they are incoming!

Original on 1st page:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

Shitposter trying to look cool in this thread:

Someone should make a script, that users, posting combinations like “good project” “ strong team” “ great project” “good article” and etc, in posts that are shorten than 75 characters immediately should be reported.

 

The bots are learning to adapt by imitating our movements... Maybe they have become sentient and self-aware.

[DdmrDdmr]

ping. juse a jew mouseclicks yo

Well this guy is back on the scene (I posted yet another of his posts here a couple of weeks ago), trying to get his Bitcointalk account back. Fair enough. Nevertheless, making oneself reasonably understandable could help the cause, whilst the above …  well … who knows.

[friends1980]

Breaking! This came in only an hour ago:

how do I find the search button

[AdolfinWolf]

I did a deep dive into this guy and I have not found anything that would lead me to the conclusion that he is committing a scam.  To let you know a little about myself i have spent 26 years in the US military and one of my assignments was dealing with contract fraud cases with the AFOSI  I was watching this guy on you tube and was impressed on his ability to teach and show why he was recommending the coin.  I wanted to do a quick check on the internet and saw all these concerns about him having many businesses. him being wanted from the law and I just stopped and said that's to bad and went about my business.  Then I saw Jsip4 show where he got a letter from somebody and was reading it saying oh I this guy has mult businesses and is wanted buy the USA.  I said wait a god damn sec.  if he is wanted by the Feds they would have nabbed him.  he is on you tube and you can see where he works. I said okay I am looking into this guy. It turns out yes he did leave the states but he left because it is difficult to do be a cripto manager with all the rules.   He had a bunch of jobs because that is what you have to do to boot strap your own business and feed himself.  these are the new business people they are not from a well healed university with plenty of backing these guys are from the streets they have to do it from the bottom up.  so they have multiple streams of income and only a few produce.  that is the new business model is. Minorities have it difficult still they have trouble getting loans and simple things like business relationships  so they have to go all out to make rent and feed themselves.  they are looking to build a business.  So now this guy has found a good fit.  He has 20 employees who will do anything for the boss. they love this guy.  the hit piece that jsip4 did on him is criminal.  He said he had a bunch of jobs  well so what most all of them do.  he said that you give him 20 bitcoin and he will manage your funds.  NO he will manage your 20 bitcoin and grow it and he charges only on profit.  no profit no charge.  he said he pumps and dumps tokens  no he give guy suggestion to his paid subscribers two days later he gives them to the free subscribers  then 3 days later he might do a video where is does not bs you he says this is why it is a 100X token  he then teaches you some insights you will not find anywhere.  I encourage you to just list to one of his videos to see that this is a special talent.  that talent is to teach.  To watch him at the conferences you can tell he is on a different level  while the crowd was having coffee taking pictures  he was over with his cam saying look at the age of the attendees they are older  the establishment is here   look at Accenture look how big there booth is.  the big money is coming  .  That is the kind of insight you will not get.    I am predicting that after all this nonsense is clear up you will not be about to get in.  there is a wave of people coming in and they do not want to manage there stack like we do.  it will be him that will be the choice.  I am 100% convinced he is no scammer.  I will challenge anyone to a debate live on youtube to discredit my finding or this guy.  On a side note there is paid detractors on all social media.  look it up on you tube  they get paid buy the screenshot.  they are manipulating us the investor learn to spot them and call them out.   I am open to a debate on this anytime on your tube and I will bring records.  go watch Jsip4 and see what I am talking about he did not even fact check a email sent to him.  He should be condemned for trying to destroy a small business.  J you should be ashamed   Clif High would not be proud to defend you after what you did.   after you do your own checking please do the community a favor and lets get this guy the credit he is trying to earn. Help get his name back so he can run a business.   He is a great teacher even if you don't plan to invest with him... oh by the way he will talk about your coin for free if it is a good one.  ask John MacaFee if he is willing to do that.  

New copypasta?

[jonemil24]

What will you do if BTC is dipping?

Savage AF.

[The Pharmacist]

Funny or not users should be respected because we came from different places and different countries with different cultures and attitude.

You think you deserve respect for that and not for being anything more than spammers trying to get paid to write in a language they don't understand with posts that show complete ignorance?  You sound very entitled--and by the way, you were already on my ignore list, but I figured I'd peek at your post.  Now that I've done so and given you the bitcointalk equivalent of an atomic wedgie, back on my ignore list you go.

What will you do if BTC is dipping?
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Savage AF.

Yeah, that's not a shitpost but I did find it humorous.  That's called wit and humor on QA's part and makes me emit a different kind of laugh than the funny god-awful shitposts do.

[suchmoon]

I'm curious how they incorporated boards into these games:

My favorite board game like table tennis, but I also like Ice hockey

[cabalism13]

I'm curious how they incorporated boards into these games:

My favorite board game like table tennis, but I also like Ice hockey

Well, I think he thinks that boards and tables are the same but I didnt get why did he also Ice Hockey.

It might be acceptable if he mentioned Snake And Ladders

[mhd-bobbikurniawan]

No way, how do terrorists know Bitcoin?
I think terrorists don't have time to play bitcoin, and it seems they prefer to do transactions with real money, not using bitcoin.
What I know is that terrorists usually carry out robberies. They are heavyweight criminals.
If true terrorists have made transactions using bitcoin as their transaction to buy weapons, that means we all have to be vigilant, that terrorists on the network are already roaming.

Next time there's a terrorist threat remember to leave your wallet at home.
If they walk into a restaurant or a metro station with suicide vests, a good idea is to throw money at them, or shout "I have Bitcoins"

If my error is only in sending a post reply. It should only be told. And was told that my post was wrong. Why is my account blocked. I hope the admin helps me complete my account.
thanks.

[iwantapony_alt]

if anyone got time take a look at this thread.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5092224.0

looks like few jr members trying to keep the thread active. they all got 1 merit and most of them got the merit from a deleted post.

their post gap less than 2 minutes!

[xtraelv]

if anyone got time take a look at this thread.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5092224.0

looks like few jr members trying to keep the thread active. they all got 1 merit and most of them got the merit from a deleted post.

their post gap less than 2 minutes!

Most of those shills got the their merit from a known scammer. Probably alts of that account.

Any killing features here?Than no one from ur competitors have?
Hope someone will clarify this point😊

Maybe the "killing features" of that ICO is a permaban for meriting their alts that they are using to bump the thread with.