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March 25, 2019, 05:32:06 PM
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Laughed out loud at this:

I'm offering a £10 legally obtained e amazon gift card for £13 bitcoins. I can't sell it for £10 because I won't make any profit. pm me if interested.
the gift card code will be sent via email.

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March 25, 2019, 05:41:56 PM
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Laughed out loud at this:

I'm offering a £10 legally obtained e amazon gift card for £13 bitcoins. I can't sell it for £10 because I won't make any profit. pm me if interested.
the gift card code will be sent via email.

He's some bambino all right.
He went on one of those "merits available for good posts" threads.
This was his candidate post

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i dont believe signature campaign payouts are declining and i Think the signature managers have increased payouts because a few years ago i heard signature campaigns were giving a lot less payouts but now i've heard that they increased.

Still firmly stuck on zero.....

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March 25, 2019, 05:43:00 PM
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The shamelessness of shitcoin scammers knows no bounds:

I've developed a new implementation of cryptocurrency. It's completely decentralized, with no central server or trusted parties, because everything is based on crypto proof instead of trust.
It's freely mineable from everyone in its own home pc.
You can already download the binary for windows or build the code on github.
It's in the very early stage but the blockchain it's working well.

If you want to give a try

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To mine it
[ possibly malicious link removed -- sm ]

The site is work in progress but 90% complete.

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Sounds familiar? Well, it should, otherwise I'm very disappointed in you.

http://p2pfoundation.ning.com/forum/topics/bitcoin-open-source

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March 25, 2019, 05:55:03 PM
Last edit: March 25, 2019, 06:13:20 PM by Joel_Jantsen
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Not a shit-post or anything but this gave me giggles.

Local rules - no members can post in this thread that have less than 150 activity - had enough of obvious puppet accounts. Also no groundless opinions. Bring a reasonable case to substantiate any claims or opinions given. If I say your reply is groundless or off topic  then you must delete it within 24hours else you are breaking my local rules.

And he didn't start a self-moderated thread lol Didn't realise it's Meta

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March 25, 2019, 05:58:53 PM
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I quoted this... "person" here a while ago and it resulted in a major derailment. BTW Meta doesn't allow self-mod hence local rules.

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March 25, 2019, 06:12:13 PM
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You don't need to redpill me on Bitocin. Everyone knows it's atop the pharmaceutical industry since '09.  Grin

With the introduction of Bitocin in 2009
<snip bitcoin tablet image>
Hey, now that's a bitcoin collectible I'd love to own!  Not sure what it takes to make a custom tablet press, but it looks like someone did it (though I don't know the provenance of that photo).  Also, it doesn't look like acetaminophen/paracetamol to me, but then again neither does the pink tablet shown by cabalism13.  I guess I'm just used to seeing big, white tablets and not colored ones. 

Back on topic, I found at least one idiotic shitpost in this thread.  The thread title alone lets you know it's a shitpost-magnet, and I personally cringe when I see 'pump' or 'dump' in a thread title, because those two terms are overused on bitcointalk by people way out of the context that they should be used in.  There was a particularly idiotic post in that thread that I was going to quote a few days ago, but I lost sight of it since then and the thread has grown to fourteen pages, and I'm too lazy to find it again.  Take a look; it's a bunch of parrots using 'pump' and 'dump' nonstop.

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March 25, 2019, 06:20:07 PM
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I quoted this... "person" here a while ago and it resulted in a major derailment. BTW Meta doesn't allow self-mod hence local rules.

Well, Joel did qualify that he didn't think it was a "shitpost." Perhaps CH will let this one slide. He has so many other people to go after... Unless Joel starts responding to him, and disagrees, he should be OK. We shall see.

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March 25, 2019, 09:33:05 PM
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There was an attempt to ask for a donation to pay the "curse" Grin
I'm lost 0.023 in transaction, i'm understand because my funds gone, let me put one print, guys i'm need help urs, this is my functional address btc, please donate for me, because this money is for pay my curse....

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March 26, 2019, 06:21:25 PM
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We really need more stable coins as there are so many peoples which are not make some noises.

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March 27, 2019, 11:01:16 AM
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The subject title is "{FREE} HOW TO MAKE UNLIMITED GOLD FROM HOME (SERIOUSLY)!!!"

Seem legit.

I have just joined this site and have spoken to the op and seems legit. No harm in signing up.

POST BELOW IF INTERESTED AND I WILL PM DETAILS!


Because we all know that every great deal starts with a PM.


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this made me laugh today, maybe it will some others as well
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5125756.msg50360031#msg50360031

"I would like to know more information in this project because the Masternode projects are very few in this market and very few people are interested in this i am a small investor in Masternode projects and I hope that the development team will probably do better in marketing to attract new investors to the project if this is really a good project I will definitely invest and invite more friends to join me"

does anyone else's brain just fecking melt when they read shit like this?  Cheesy haha






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this made me laugh today, maybe it will some others as well
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5125756.msg50360031#msg50360031

"I would like to know more information in this project because the Masternode projects are very few in this market and very few people are interested in this i am a small investor in Masternode projects and I hope that the development team will probably do better in marketing to attract new investors to the project if this is really a good project I will definitely invest and invite more friends to join me"

does anyone else's brain just fecking melt when they read shit like this?  Cheesy haha


It usually half melts my brain because I half read it, think it over for a second to see if it made any sense at all (nope) , then immediately report it as spam.

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Bitcoin is a different thing on buying gold/diamonds they are all fully controlled by the government it means centralized, unlike Bitcoin it is decentralized which means every one of us may use this on an illegal way of a financial institution. [...]
Sell your gold and diamonds now, they are all fully controlled by the government  Roll Eyes

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Nowadays, for the opportunist people, nothing impossible for them to deceive others here. By making fake news especially in doing fake volume was easy for them to do it I guess. And according to what you had showed here it is obviously not the real image of Bitcoin as well.

Honestly this is pretty typical. Blabber on about whatever the title was for 100 or 150 characters and move onto the next. It's on topic ish, it's almost cohearant and that's how they get away with it. What a joke.

Another one:

We have added a Ravencoin faucet to freefaucet.io

Kudos to the devs, our community LOVE your coin, it's actually our 2nd most popular on the site!

No doubt that's good effort to introduce this coin to new people too the more people will get involved it will help to increase the community size. Raven is big coin so that it is nice to collect some coins for free but better to buy at low price.

Always quote someone else before you ramble about nothing. That way your post looks bigger. Hahaha.

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Everyone posting their real selfie here deserves an honorary mention in this thread.

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Everyone posting their real selfie here deserves an honorary mention in this thread.


I was just thinking that... Ay caramba. The average merit of an actual selfie uploader is about 0.1. (Edit: just saw a Full Member do it, increases the average to about 8 [facepalm])

I guess some people don't care if others know who they are or not, and good for them I suppose. Not sure anything good has ever come from somebody uploading pictures of themselves to this forum, though...


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Everyone posting their real selfie here deserves an honorary mention in this thread.


LMAO, and triple mention for those who really fill the KYC form, I had tons of fun with the questions i read there. Things like the Gender, and the crimes list!

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Is this a reason why so many posts by posters seem very stupid?
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Is this a reason why so many posts by posters seem very stupid?
Difficult question. Maybe because that posters are stupid?




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