Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny

[Pmalek]

And how could someone possibly misspell "copper" as "chopper"?  That blows my mind.

Yeah you are right. And besides, everyone knows what a chopper is! To be precise, the actual name is Mini Chopper. Here is an example 

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[DireWolfM14]

And how could someone possibly misspell "copper" as "chopper"?  That blows my mind.

The replies to that thread were hilarious, but I'll excuse the misspelling as a cultural thing.  I'm not an expert in languages, but I believe "ch" is pronounced like "k" in a few languages, including Italian.

[efialtis]

Leverkusen gonna win 1-2 and Volland will score, he s always scored vs Frankfurt. Place your bets and get rich quick and easy! 

LOL, this match was finally drawn, 1-1. After I analyze and predict, the chances of victory are almost the same. Only superior is playing at home. But that is only an added value of football. The rest will draw. If you place a wrong bet, it will make you poor.

Now thats a valuable input isnt it? The match was finally drawn? After he analyzes and predicts, chances are almost the same only superior playing at home - in the end thats an added value of football and the rest will draw? Oh... and if you place a wrong bet, you ll get poor!

[JeromeTash]

Arsenal lost yesterday, but today Mr kolonel_x thinks Arsenal will win  ...Oh wait, they will not be able to pay "goals" too.

I think Arsenal will win against Sheff Utd because in my mind Arsenal will find it easy to overthrow it but in fact Arsenal will not be able to pay even if it is 1 goal.

[stompix]

My hamster's phlegm would be a worthier candidate.

I can speak English well, how do you know I can't speak English?

Your english structure very extremely bad, how come you wrote with " You have earned no merit" why not write with You don't get merit points. Why you can accepted in this signature campaign  

We have a new inglish teacher around ...and YES he is a real shitposter:P

if I personally yes better invest my coin, if my coin is altcoin, yes I invest altcoin, and if have bitcoin yes I invest bitcoin. and yes the reason I invest it, because the investment if the price rises we can profit, if just keep it alone coin that we will keep it that much.

[nutildah]

Whoever this guy is has clearly been losing it over the past week, for whatever reason... and its been pretty entertaining.

Bitcoin is scam created by darknet pedophiles.

BSV is created by clever man CSW

Put your obsolete bitcoin in the your asses. Go to the hell with your f@cking BTC to darknets, where it should be

...
BSV - is shiny future of cryptocurrencies
BTC - is a shady past of cryptocurrencies

You degradants cannot stop evolution

You will never stop us, monkeys. It's very late for stopping a train. Theymos on our side, fools

THEYMOS HELP!
CLOSE THIS TROLL'S TOPIC!

 

[DdmrDdmr]

I always wanted to dive into the world of prize hunters but my knowledge of gifts is not enough to enter the bitcointalk contest or do I have to play Airdrop? Because airdrop tasks are easier than gifts? please tell me friend

At first, I thought it was on about the art contest (Bitcointalk contest), skewed by recent events. I’ve read it about 10 times and still cannot make heads nor tails from the disorder shown in the post.

[UserU]

Hey guys I just started learning about this shit the other day while being broke ass and trying to get a loan.
I started trying to got4t a loan (see below g
Me getting flamew shot at me for scamming)
@0fjrst I thought... Why I have money to borrow money
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. Then I remembered my phone bill can be used to buy things in the app store now so I'm wondering
Is there anything in the app store 5hats eotyj it like 5hsy

Ir there is who wants some shit

[LFC_Bitcoin]

Not a shit post as such but this is unbelievable.

Dude (who is a Hero Member) bumps a 10 year old thread started by Satoshi & quotes Satoshi asking him to post the images again because he can’t see them -

Pictures don't show up on me. can you upload it again?

I'm a designer and I was curious. We can use it in the 10th year art competition. Thanks @Sato

Thread in question - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=64.0

My response -

Fucking unbelievable, you’ve bumped a thread that’s nearly 10 years old & asked Satoshi Nakamoto to upload pictures again so you, as a designer can see them.

Are you high?

Satoshi went incognito years ago & will probably never post here or even come into the public eye again.
How are you a Hero Member?

Do you even bitcoin bruh!

[nutildah]

^^^

colossal stupidity.

even if it was a joke, its not funny... better ways to make jokes via necrobumping satoshi threads.

[hilariousetc]

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=2460526 AntKB

I'm not sure whether this guy is a troll or a 24/7 scammer but the various scams money making schemes he's trying to pull are quite amusing. Contents include trying to sell a Banksy, selling virtual real estate (neighbours include Christain Ronaldo + many more), "space land" and his latest one of fortune telling:

Bitcoin NEXT Price Skyrocket DATE EEExactly


Quick question:

Investor,

My My My sources:
Would you buy my information
telling you when exactly the price of
Bitcoin will SKYROCKET to $90,000 - $500,000 per COIN?

I can prove it without a shadow of a doubt - a contract almosttt

Im open to any suggestions, or commercial alternatives to money, to snap lock the date of the next Bitcoin Price SKYROCKET.

Thanks
(Im repeating words to re-inforce the IMPORTANCE!)

See all his various scams "services" here:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;threads;u=2460526;sa=showPosts

[Laskoo]

Original message: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2965061.msg52924635#msg52924635

[nutildah]

More from Bitcoin SV, the gift that keeps giving.

Stay fart in your swamp further

[khaled0111]

More from Bitcoin SV, the gift that keeps giving.

Stay fart in your swamp further

no wonder why that thread stinks

My sincere apologies for honnest member defending the real bitcoin there and exposing those scammers.

[actmyname]

As far as I know investors always use analysis when investing, even though they hear advice from others, but when investing in a project must have their own thoughts which are based on the analysis they have done, even though they are new investors.

There is redundancy and then there is this guy, Chief of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Investors always use analysis when investing even though they hear advice but when investing in a project they must use their analysis!

|=|

[Pmalek]

Some guy keeps posting threads in the Services section for US to cooperate! He needs about $300 a day. So if you are US and you want to cooperate you can contact him via Telegram.

need the US to cooperate,about 300$a day ,telegram；@wishname   

[xtraelv]

More from Bitcoin SV, the gift that keeps giving.

Stay fart in your swamp further

no wonder why that thread stinks

None of them appear to have Satoshis linguistic skills. 

[friends1980]

Having read most of the ban appeal and unban begging threads in the Meta thread, I can officially confirm that most of them are so bad they are actually funny. I'll spare you the efforts of copypasting them all and let you search yourself. (hint: go to the Meta forum, close your eyes and click anywhere, big chance you've clicked on one of them...)

[Flagship11]

It's sounds funny to me how can we bet on who is supposed to win this the both party looks set to win it just that one has a higher advantage but still if he makes a wrong and uncalculated move he would sure lose the game

[TECSHARE]

Note: Veleor shallow brain, very stupid, penis length is the size of his mind.