How about a website where you can create your own *coin just with few clicks.
For start, you need to fill out the form:
Number of *coins:
Over what time:
% to premine:
diff. adjustment interval:
... what else?
Fill out the form and system generates you a patched miner/client code, client config file an tar.bz2 it all together for a convenient download and install. (or push it to git?)
No more mining for someone else! Now you can be the boss and mine YOUR own coin! You will be a billionaire.
Think about the children! No more world hunger!
This is brought to you by you local friendly power company. "Thank you"* note is on its way: We love you too!)
* read: you monthly bill for electricity
Making your coin is about a day's business (give or take some), and I doubt the website will allow you to splice-in cool stuffs like escrow transaction type (like in GG) or a new PoW
So, no need, but fun idea nonetheress ~__^