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March 26, 2011, 06:10:57 AM
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would it be more efficent to just delete my wallet.dat every month?  Cool

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March 26, 2011, 11:28:39 AM
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would it be more efficent to just delete my wallet.dat every month?  Cool

ha very true.
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March 26, 2011, 11:31:28 AM
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I actually saw a ben bernank at Lowes the other day.  It was wearing a suit and tie and had a bald head with a grey beard and everything and it followed me into the hardware aisle to buy carriage bolts.  I probably should have asked it for some stimulus money.

Maybe he was there to rebuild the economy ?
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March 26, 2011, 11:38:02 AM
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I actually saw a ben bernank at Lowes the other day.  It was wearing a suit and tie and had a bald head with a grey beard and everything and it followed me into the hardware aisle to buy carriage bolts.  I probably should have asked it for some stimulus money.

Maybe he was there to rebuild the economy ?

I see what you did there.

Bitchez dont know bout my helicopters.
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March 26, 2011, 11:50:46 AM
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Hahaha, priceless threat.
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March 26, 2011, 12:16:36 PM
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I offer this service out of the goodness of my heart to all those distressed people who are scared of the deflation . I know its on top of all your minds and I am here to ease your burden.

Every year I will let you send me an increasing amount of your coins. Naturally you will want to spend your coins as fast as possible so that next year you need to hold onto less and you will have more stuff you bought like flat screen tv's , microwaves and other goodies. Every year send your coins to 18vSVcS8upH34qsFvshwjxHcxH2gNnusff and you wont have to face the horror of increasing value .

I promise to do great things with all the coins you send me like build roads ,schools and pay pensions for old people and put more and more cops on the street for your safety of course. I might even fight a few wars just so you can sleep at night safe in the knowledge you will never have to face the deflation nightmare.

I am a hero and should be obeyed because I am such a nice person who only wants the best for you and to protect your children. You will never have to fear the deflation because the deflation is a terrorist and a child molester. Just to be nice I will let you work more and more hours and also your partner can work as well and your kids will spend all day in brainwashing camps school to be taught that the deflation is out to get them if they dont sing the national anthem .

My service comes with a ben bernank - a wizard who's special powers keep the deflation away by storing all your coins in the goldman sacks . You can sleep at night knowing the deflation is under control . Doesnt it make you feel great to compensate the deflation slayers with large bonuses . It takes a lot out of these superheros who slay the deflation dragon. They should all dine with the president and receive knighthoods from the queen  for their sacrifices. It is all for your benefit and peace of mind.


Oh wait....does that mean I will end up with 1 coin while they will end up with 99 ? Nah thats a conspiracy....




Edit:I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THIS IS A JOKE
DO NOT
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ISNT IT OBVIOUS?HuhHuhHuh

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March 26, 2011, 12:38:29 PM
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Send it to me. I need new helicopters.


Bitchez dont know bout my helicopters.
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