* Insert Spanish Galician accent here *
Pepe was sent to Colombia for Coke and he brought Pepsi
Q: How many galicians do you need to switch a lightbulb in a building?
A: A thousand and one.
Q: Why?
A: One that holds the lightbulb and a thousand others that rotate the building.
Q: How many galicians do you need to sink a sub?
A: 2, one that knocks and other that opens the hatch.
PS: This are typical mexican jokes.