If you were satoshi... what would your "return from the void" post be?

[runam0k]

Whatever it was, it would be signed so there could be no doubt.

[1714653145]

1714653145

[Joshuar]

My return post would be , "Avengers Assemble!"

[Nathonas]

“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”

[OROBTC]

...

Satoshi: "I have got something much bigger than Bitcoin to announce...!"

[apsvinet]

"Gibe money ples"

[BeepBeep2]

"I am not Dorian Nakamoto."

Odd, huh

[NattyLiteCoin]

"A man throws a clod of earth at a dog. The dog looks at the clod and barks at it furiously. The dog does not realize that it is the man and not the clod of earth that is responsible."

[Skybuck]

"All your bitcoin are belong to me"

[BitChick]

After the Mt. Gox fiasco and various other problems in the Bitcoin world I would expect Satoshi to return and say, "Why did I ever create this!?"  He knows How God felt when looked down at his creation and lamented what men were doing on the earth.

[Tomatocage]

"Shh... no tears. Only dreams now."

[apsvinet]

After the Mt. Gox fiasco and various other problems in the Bitcoin world I would expect Satoshi to return and say, "Why did I ever create this!?"  He knows How God felt when looked down at his creation and lamented what men were doing on the earth.

Psch, if god created the humans, why would he have created them able to do something he does not approve of? And why wouldn't he have the power to destroy his creation?
Your logic is flawed, and you should feel bad.

[BitChick]

After the Mt. Gox fiasco and various other problems in the Bitcoin world I would expect Satoshi to return and say, "Why did I ever create this!?"  He knows How God felt when looked down at his creation and lamented what men were doing on the earth.

Psch, if god created the humans, why would he have created them able to do something he does not approve of? And why wouldn't he have the power to destroy his creation?
Your logic is flawed, and you should feel bad.

Free will is a gift God gave us.  I "should feel bad?" I feel bad for those who don't know God. And yes, God does have the power to destroy us (world wide flood and the soon to come Armageddon)  But out of grace has not yet. Sorry to start a theological discussion on this thread though. We should move this to "politics and society."  Or you just might want to ignore me.  I am considered a religious zealot by many on here.  A conservative, pro-life, young earth creationist at that!  Plus I am female!?  I am surprised I have not been banned forever!  

[apsvinet]

After the Mt. Gox fiasco and various other problems in the Bitcoin world I would expect Satoshi to return and say, "Why did I ever create this!?"  He knows How God felt when looked down at his creation and lamented what men were doing on the earth.

Psch, if god created the humans, why would he have created them able to do something he does not approve of? And why wouldn't he have the power to destroy his creation?
Your logic is flawed, and you should feel bad.

Free will is a gift God gave us.  I "should feel bad?" I feel bad for those who don't know God. And yes, God does have the power to destroy us (world wide flood and the soon to come Armageddon)  But out of grace has not yet. Sorry to start a theological discussion on this thread though. We should move this to "politics and society."  Or you just might want to ignore me.  I am considered a religious zealot by many on here.  A conservative, pro-life, young earth creationist at that!  Plus I am female!?  I am surprised I have not been banned forever!  

Not gonna have a discussion with a pro-life creationist.
“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

Not claiming every religious nutjob is stupid, but from experience most are. Have a good day.

[Beliathon]

This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w27meg0YfEU&t=2m20s

[the_poet]

I'm having a hard time deciding between:

"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast"

AND

"Zoned out for a bit what'd I miss?"

"Hi guys, long time no see!

[Tzupy]

"You call that bitcoin days destroyed?   This is bitcoin days destroyed."

Yup, move a million coins and watch the markets soil their underwear! 

[Luno]

He would say:

"Do you get it now" , and post this:

"Sir Richard Branson has reacted angrily to Virgin trains losing the west coast rail franchise by vowing to open ‘his own bloody railway’ in his back garden."

link here:http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/08/29/richard-branson-to-open-worlds-largest-model-railway-in-back-garden/

[EvilPanda]

"Hey, just came by to tell you my bosses from CIA got bored with the whole project, we're shutting down next week"

[(A)social]

"I Haz a Choo Choo Train Problem!"  



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[RobFordWotWot]

"I have become death the destroyer of worlds."