Want a sexy story personalized just for you? I'm your girl!

[hailiewrites]

Does watching adult videos not leave enough room for your imagination? Looking to surprise your partner with a naughty tale? Wanna be with someone real or fictional you can't be with in real life or do things you can't do in reality?

Guess what: On paper, anything is possible.

I'm Hailie, I've been writing erotica for *personal use* for years now and I'm super excited to bring all your fantasies to life! Here's a story I wrote earlier, a sample so you can get an idea of what my writing's like: xxx (NSFW link of course)

My rates are $0.025 per word. For example, the sample I linked is about 2100 words and would cost about $52. I can write much shorter or much longer -- remember, you're the boss here, I write what you want (; It will take me about 3-5 days or longer, depending on how long it is and how many other customers I have in line.

You'll basically provide me with a scenario, names (if you want me to write something with you specifically!) and other such things. Of course, no one will ever know what you requested (except me). Fully confidential. So you can really go wild!

There are some limits to what I will write. But unless your fantasy is *very* extreme, don't worry. I'll accommodate your every request, within reason.

Payments accepted in BTC! You'll pay half in advance, and the other half once I inform you I've finished (before I actually send it to you.)
Note: The story still belongs to me, you cannot resell it as your own. I will change all names/personally identifiable information before posting it on my reddit and other places as part of my "portfolio" (;

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[hailiewrites]

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[The Sceptical Chymist]

Sweetheart, this forum is full of tech nerds who probably know how to access genres of pornography that I probably haven't even heard of--and they know how to do it for free.  There's a better chance of hell freezing over than anyone paying you a single satoshi for some erotic writing.  That style of sexual stimulation was all the rage in about 1889, but we're now living in the digital age where every fetishistic thing you can imagine can be bought or bootlegged and downloaded without spending any money.

I just got hollered at for saying this in another thread, but the people who frequent bitcointalk are far more interested in holding onto their bitcoin than they are in spending it on frivolous things, especially things that can be gotten for free.  This is in addition to the fact that you could be a total scammer just looking for horny perverts to hand over their crypto.  You have no reputation on bitcointalk and there's no reason anyone should trust you to hold up your end of the bargain.

It looks like the bump rules are respected too, OP isn't a spammer, I didn't find plagiarism in the OP and the Reddit link,

I didn't make any claims that he/she broke any rules, just that I highly doubt there's going to be much demand for a service like this, an opinion that I stand by.  If you can prove me wrong, I'll eat my hat.

[LoyceV]

Sweetheart, this forum is full of tech nerds who probably know how to access genres of pornography that I probably haven't even heard of--and they know how to do it for free.  There's a better chance of hell freezing over than anyone paying you a single satoshi for some erotic writing.

I think you got this wrong, I think there's a large market for custom stuff. And what I see here is a new user who's actually trying to work to earn Bitcoin, which I encourage. It looks like the bump rules are respected too, OP isn't a spammer, I didn't find plagiarism in the OP and the Reddit link, so I've merited her (assuming there are girls on the internet ).

This is in addition to the fact that you could be a total scammer just looking for horny perverts to hand over their crypto.  You have no reputation on bitcointalk and there's no reason anyone should trust you to hold up your end of the bargain.

This is a valid concern indeed. An escrow can be quite expensive compared to the rates OP charges though. May I suggest you start by using your writing skills anywhere on this forum?

[hailiewrites]

Sweetheart, this forum is full of tech nerds who probably know how to access genres of pornography that I probably haven't even heard of--and they know how to do it for free.  There's a better chance of hell freezing over than anyone paying you a single satoshi for some erotic writing.  That style of sexual stimulation was all the rage in about 1889, but we're now living in the digital age where every fetishistic thing you can imagine can be bought or bootlegged and downloaded without spending any money.

Hi! It doesn't hurt me to try selling what I do for fun -- I'm curious as to why it seems to upset you enough that you wrote out an entire post discouraging me.

I think you got this wrong, I think there's a large market for custom stuff. And what I see here is a new user who's actually trying to work to earn Bitcoin, which I encourage. It looks like the bump rules are respected too, OP isn't a spammer, I didn't find plagiarism in the OP and the Reddit link, so I've merited her (assuming there are girls on the internet ).

Thank you!! I think he does have a point that this forum isn't the best place to advertise custom erotica lol. I stick to other sites where there's a larger marketplace for this, but I wanted to get into bitcoin so I thought why not give this a shot?
Thank you for the merit and defending me 

[TheUltraElite]

Stuff people do to get paid these days.
Like they say "Sex sells like hot cakes".
Get a life people, or better get laid and forget about fakes.

[raveron]

Sweetheart, this forum is full of tech nerds who probably know how to access genres of pornography that I probably haven't even heard of--and they know how to do it for free.  There's a better chance of hell freezing over than anyone paying you a single satoshi for some erotic writing.  That style of sexual stimulation was all the rage in about 1889, but we're now living in the digital age where every fetishistic thing you can imagine can be bought or bootlegged and downloaded without spending any money.

I just got hollered at for saying this in another thread, but the people who frequent bitcointalk are far more interested in holding onto their bitcoin than they are in spending it on frivolous things, especially things that can be gotten for free.  This is in addition to the fact that you could be a total scammer just looking for horny perverts to hand over their crypto.  You have no reputation on bitcointalk and there's no reason anyone should trust you to hold up your end of the bargain.

It looks like the bump rules are respected too, OP isn't a spammer, I didn't find plagiarism in the OP and the Reddit link,

I didn't make any claims that he/she broke any rules, just that I highly doubt there's going to be much demand for a service like this, an opinion that I stand by.  If you can prove me wrong, I'll eat my hat.

Oh gosh this was brilliant! You have my full respects! I wanted to give that special merit bonus but I don't own any...unfortunately

a message for the thread opener:

If you think you can create the type of what I want to hear considering the fact that I am a quite strange person with really fucked up fetishes let me know in PM.

I won't tell you my fetishes, you'll have to guess and make me horny. And as fact .25$/word is quite a lot. Not even a professional writer doesn't get so much.

I had so much fun reading this thread

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I'm curious as to why it seems to upset you enough that you wrote out an entire post discouraging me.

I'm not upset and I'm not even trying to discourage you, though I can see how my post could be seen as an attempt to do that.  I just wanted to state a truism about bitcointalk, which is that the majority of members here are bitcoin investors and don't like to spend it on things they could buy for cash and second, that there's so much free porn on the internet that bitcointalk is probably the worst place you could pick to advertise your services.

I do in fact wish you luck.  There's nothing wrong with erotic literature, though I still contend that it's an outdated mode of one-handed entertainment.  Most people have moved on to the harder, more visual stuff--and just as an aside, I find most porn disgusting.  Not my thing.  But if you can make some bitcoin here, more power to you.  If you do, I'd love to see evidence of it.  But I've seen threads like this being opened before, and they get bumped for a while and then just die a slow, quiet death because no one is interested.  All my best to you.

[pixie85]

And as fact .25$/word is quite a lot. Not even a professional writer doesn't get so much.

I had so much fun reading this thread

Oh, man. Why do you want someone to write stories for you if you don't possess the necessary reading skills? You're gonna be wasting money on her.
It's not .25$!

My rates are $0.025 per word.

There's nothing wrong with erotic literature, though I still contend that it's an outdated mode of one-handed entertainment. 

I can assure you that videos aren't taking over books. The written word is giving people something that movies will never be able to, which is the ability to fill the blanks with your own images.

[raveron]

And as fact .25$/word is quite a lot. Not even a professional writer doesn't get so much.

I had so much fun reading this thread

Oh, man. Why do you want someone to write stories for you if you don't possess the necessary reading skills? You're gonna be wasting money on her.
It's not .25$!

My rates are $0.025 per word.

There's nothing wrong with erotic literature, though I still contend that it's an outdated mode of one-handed entertainment. 

I can assure you that videos aren't taking over books. The written word is giving people something that movies will never be able to, which is the ability to fill the blanks with your own images.

yeah I have the habbit to read between lines, sorry my mistake!