The Adventure of Bruno Phillibuster

[Taras]

The Adventure

You are nobody, and you exist in nothing.
What is your name?

> The first two words of the next post will be this guy's first and last name.

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[railzand]

Bruno Phillibuster

[Taras]

Oh HELL no-- I mean, oh, okay.
Where the hell is Bruno Phillibuster?
> Input Location

[Dafar]

Up your ass

[kuroman]

He finds it quite large, the issue is that it's quite dark and smelly

[Taras]

The adventurer learns it is very dark.

[acs267]

What if the only light he has is his aunt, Meritha Baggy Tits Philibuster?

[Fordee]

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

[kuroman]

So to avoid that he decided to use his lighter, but oh no it was a bad idea! the methane gas exploded and propoled him, which it is inward or outward? he's still disorientited

[Taras]

He is propelled out into the open world. It is very bright and hard to see at first

[kuroman]

Oh shit! he finds him self headed towards a pool of water then he hears the water pooring and it's a water vortix and he is getting sucked in but what could this place be?

[Taras]

It's suddenly very dark again.

[kuroman]

and he is still propelled by the stream of water and hitting the side, and then suddenly a bit of light! oh shit it's a big jump and he feels in a nother yet bigger stream of water and dirt

[Taras]

he begins to inhale the strange water and while coughing it out, he gets thrown again and then it is dark.

[kuroman]

And after a while, and while he was suffocating and almost dieing, he saw some light towards the way he was pushed two, OH ITS THE SEA! but there is a BIG JUMP..

[Taras]

 He sees an island in the distance. After studying it he OH MY GOD HE'S FALLING TO THE SEA.
He lands and swims to the surface, using a strange and unpleasant chunk of matter for floatation.

[HorseCoin]

my name is Bitcoin.  and I am a virtual currency in cyberspace, wanting to be spent on weed or heroine.

[huckfinn]

Bruno recalls the talking bitcoin in his right pocket. He slaps it; it gets annoying sometimes.

[kuroman]

And then he barely reach out to the island, him and his bitcoin, and after a few hour of rest in shore, he gets up and try to find out what the island is about. Oh noes no sign of human life! appart from the nasty things floating near the shore

[Taras]

 After wandering for 20 minutes he sees a sign that was labeled ''Satoshi's Yurt'' and there are broken bottles all over.

The Bitcoin yelled something about sand. Bruno found it annoying, so he filled his pocket with sand to shut the coin up.