Believe it or not, there ARE coin launches that aren't full of 30 minutes of 100% orphans and rejects. They are quite rare though. You must be new if you think this is how it always is.
{
"blocks" : 806,
"currentblocksize" : 1000,
"currentblocktx" : 0,
"difficulty" : 0.00024414,
"errors" : "",
"generate" : false,
"genproclimit" : -1,
"hashespersec" : 0,
"networkhashps" : 3145776,
"pooledtx" : 0,
"testnet" : false
}When the Devs sets it up for an instamine that is what happens. A few closest to the nodes get all of the instamined coins.