Naija Novice Hangout {Newbies introduction & Orientation} Thread.

[D-law]

Omen ehhhhh, federal government no want make we run our matters again ohhh.
Like dis like dis WhatsApp done gbolo!!!!
No be play ohhh, be like them done hack am finally.
People they hungry them dey use money go do something weh no make brain, omohhhhh Dem dey fuck up full time....Dem done too yones and loose guard us Wella.

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[nelson4lov]

Omen ehhhhh, federal government no want make we run our matters again ohhh.
Like dis like dis WhatsApp done gbolo!!!!
No be play ohhh, be like them done hack am finally.
People they hungry them dey use money go do something weh no make brain, omohhhhh Dem dey fuck up full time....Dem done too yones and loose guard us Wella.

Haha. Abeg make una try relax. This WhatsApp, Facebook and IG outage wahala no be just for Nigerians only and most likely no get anything to do with our government even though them dey like cause this kind of matter.  For now, nobody really know the cause of the matter sha just that Facebook and Whatsapp representative don talk say them dey aware of the matter and go fix am soon but e go take time.

[D-law]

@Nelson4lov,no Shaking Sha e no get as e wan play nah.
Our senior men dem, e no get wehtin dey hard them to do.
You done do well for this information you yarn lap me.
Grease dey your head.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

Your format of writing dey very wrong, look how odas dey write learn. No just dey cut cut your sentence. Na so spammers dey write and if you continue e go be like you be spammer and I no want make dem dey reason anyone here as one as it'll be bad both for you and the community image.

@nelson4lov na true you talk, and dem lose badly so I sure dem go arrange demself make e no occur again.
Facebook Owner, Zuckerberg Loses $7billion In Hours As Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram Remain Down

E no easy to run three big companies, why twitter no dey shutdown na say na only am dey. But the serve for mark Social media platforms dey control Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. I dey suspect say more dey self as dat guy sabi buy over people project. If na you be the server you no go tire lol.

To explain those poll options above so we go understand wetin we dey vote:

All Pidgin no English means say na only Pidgin we go dey speak.   
All English no Pidgin means say na only English we go dey speak.
Mixed (Pidgin, English, indigenous dialects etc) can be combined mean say we speak speak all languages wey be say you fit add English, pidgin etc together.
NONE (Give reason why) if you no like any of the options or you get something better den talk.

[Rruchi man]

Facebook Owner, Zuckerberg Loses $7billion In Hours As Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram Remain Down[/url]

E no easy to run three big companies, why twitter no dey shutdown na say na only am dey. But the serve for mark Social media platforms dey control Facebook, WhatsApp and Instagram. I dey suspect say more dey self as dat guy sabi buy over people project. If na you be the server you no go tire lol.

Mark get power sha, and na wetin everybody just observe like this. I been feel say na airtel oooo, i dum curse dem taya that day lol, person tell me say e comot e sim from phone lick am well well thinking say na network, lol, one girl say she dun almost dey wan use phone knack ground sake of say she feel say na her network port wey she dun repair before dey worry her again. The matter na say, Mark hold plenty people panic button like this, imagine say e decide to shut down every every for like 7 days, omooooo!

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

Twitter dey na and telegram too, e go just shock you say you fit dey see status for telegram and twitter go get doings like Instagram sharp sharp haha. No dulling for this industry oh if not people go overtake sharply and Mark know that one na. What about TikTok and Snapchat. Alternative plenty na just say dis ones na the common ones but if you get business online den you need take advantage of all platforms.

Na people wey get blessings this thing affect pass. After the blackout pass i cum dey see whatapp messaging of transaction I suppose run but dey dun do am with another dealer. Na only one person call me after e notice WhatsApp dey down belike odas no notice.

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

[Igebotz]

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

The declaration was from the Minister of Education at the World teachers day celebration, lol this one na pure shawarma when I saw the headline at first I was very happy but when I com notice say nobe Pres. Buhari talk am I come lose hope know say na pure brainwash. The ministry can not provide such funds on their own that's kind of automatic employment for students because na wetin level 6 government staffs dey earn per month be that.

The way the country dey go if care is not taken China will take over the whole banking sectors and divide the land, the amount of loan dis people don collect from China dey alarming at this rate. And if dem take over the banking sector the restrictions on crypto go strong oo.
Our activities of last month was quite okay but make we try dey put body more make e no be like say na only one man dey push up the whole activities. From the stats Charles made over 70% of the whole activities of last month. and since January na him dey top for every week stats nobody come close except me too we dey try to meet up with him, and just of recent Charles don dey very quite because of the language wahala, Charles is not fluent in pidgin writing the way most of us dey and Yes!! 99% of Nigerians understands pidgin but not all can write or speak it well. Please make we pardon Charles to do whatever he pleases in terms of writing I noticed his post was deleted yesterday and I don't think it was the right decision tbh.

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1. Charles-Tim [70]
2. igehhh [29]
3. Nathrixxx [21]
4. CryptopreneurBrainboss [19]
5. Mpamaegbu [19]
6. BIT-BENDER [13]
7. Issa56 [13]
8. Smartvirus [8]
9. Dragonfund [7]
10. Gozie51 [7]
11. Rruchi man [5]
12. Trojane [5]
13. Maestro75 [3]
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15. nelson4lov [3]
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From the pool results( All languages is leading) and to speak as a lover of freedom and for the sake of humanity please lest go with the current result. For Nigeria we get over 500+ languages but pidgin and pure English is common language. I understand 4 local languages but I no fit write them or speak well even Spanish and Korean I dey hear some basics things so make we learn other languages too Russian dey hungry me to learn but that language is fuvkinh difficult to understand or even learn.
One love
@D-law you are welcome but please respect the forum rules and live happily ever after....we love our own but the day you do something ugly you are on your own (OYO) na de matter be dat for here so make u try e no easy.

[Maestro75]

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

Nigeria na government without shame. If our leaders get shame de no go de open mouth talk some kind things for outside. How the thing want carry be if no be say na another avenue for them to steal our money them de plan with that. N75,000 per student studying education and then multiply it with the population and number of schools for semester. That na better money e bi and I no sure say government go fit pay am.

[CryptopreneurBrainboss]

Oya watch how I go write now to understand the mixed language something,  And you think that's helping our mata, only him making 70% of the post contributions that means we don't have activity and it's just a one man show and our request will hardly be listen to. Secondly english dominating the thread isn't helping mata. The mixed language is the way to go which is why everyone is voting that and not all English..

You see within I do there, I write for English come add am Pidgin small now, that how it can be done. Nothing hard there. English isn't what we bargain for. Adding one or two line can easily qualify your posts as mixed, why is that hard to understand.

Charles dun speak to you for phone, e Pidgin dey very okay which got me wondering why it's hard for him to adjust from the all English posts, abi no be him wey dey write pidgin for d thread before? E no mata if e post activity reduced but we need collective contributions no be one person doing all the posting, you think they won't put all dat into consideration?.

Charles should even be one promoting this mixed language of a thing because he's the most active here. If he continues only English odas will follow but if he add pidgin dey will still follow. I just hope e understand dat and continue posting as it'll be bad to lose his contributions.

[Fivestar4everMVP]

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

Nigeria na government without shame. If our leaders get shame de no go de open mouth talk some kind things for outside. How the thing want carry be if no be say na another avenue for them to steal our money them de plan with that. N75,000 per student studying education and then multiply it with the population and number of schools for semester. That na better money e bi and I no sure say government go fit pay am.

Thank you very much my brother, e con be like say you collect the words from my head, this na proper avenue for them to loot our money and abeg, remove that you no sure, because me I dey sure 100 percent say dey no fit pay am.
From August to this present time, look how much buhari don borrow, why he go go dey borrow the billions and trillions wey he dey borrow, if money wey fit pay 75 thousand naira to each Nigerian student wey dey university dey this country, why he go go dey borrow money from other countries for development?

This one na better scam, they just won open another door wey go enable them steal more money from Nigeria.

[Rruchi man]

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

One semester na like 3 months abi? So na like 25k for 3 months? Normally e make sense and na something wey dem fit do, e go help some kind undergraduate well well, but the matter now na say e fit just be BIG BIG TALK. Nor be the same government still talk say dem go dey give primary school children food for school? Abeg you dun say that one dey happen. Them wey wan give undergraduate that kind money, have they settled ASUU? Our government has lost credibility in the eyes of many, to believe their words is to put yourself further in the way of disappointment.

Best advice to any undergraduate here, nor too reason that talk, with the way naija economy dey go, that 75k nor go fit hold one month cun talk of one semester, just try to do your best to earn better for yourself.

[Smartvirus]

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

One thing for life be say, e dey very easy to talk than to do. That na normal thing, matter like this for we country eh, I no mind who talk am via say, them no go do am. Las las, one government go propose the matter, the other one go commot am for ground. Na so we country just be. Besides, how them wan even raise the money cef, abi na with all this borrow-borrow way them dey do... omo, the matter don weak me for the baba them way dey seat down for our chair.
If e possible cef, China go just come carry this country for head carry go drop inside there fence. Because like this eh, them don sell this country finish. Anyhow shah, that na under graduate students matter, make una try.

On the language matter, I get watin Brainboss dey talk but the thing be say, e no just dey inside the guy. Pighin writing na for hard-core pighin users I tell you. If na watin the G dey form, we for don confirm am by now. On the stats matter way Igehhh dey talk and Brainboss don recap so, na true. Stats go sure for one person when the others no dey put effort to improve on posting, I no commot myself for the matter.
Make we dey try shah, we go reach one day!

[Maestro75]

Una see how the thing come be this night again as our super chickens no fit beat common Central African Republic for Nations Cup Qualifier for our home ground o. Our home ground o. When this people go stop to de disgrace this country like this sef. The thing na big shame. I hear say Karl Namnganda, the player we score against us na for 2019 na him e score last for their national team. Na for Nigeria we match rusty players de become active players and sharp shooters. We don suffer.

[BIT-BENDER]

Una see how the thing come be this night again as our super chickens no fit beat common Central African Republic for Nations Cup Qualifier for our home ground o. Our home ground o. When this people go stop to de disgrace this country like this sef. The thing na big shame. I hear say Karl Namnganda, the player we score against us na for 2019 na him e score last for their national team. Na for Nigeria we match rusty players de become active players and sharp shooters. We don suffer.

I really dey disappointed with the nigerian football team, how we go dey think to qualify to the world cup and dey lose at home to central republic, I no sure say majority of the players from that country na full time professional footballer, e really dey choke me as I dey talk am, but I realize something we no be better supporters, nigeria don win two of their last qualifiers but you no go see any body say congratulations super eagles but once them lose e go be as if we dey wait on them to lose before now, omo make we dey support dem, even PSG lose their last league game, so did Baryern Munich, na football be that.

[Smartvirus]

~snipe~

~snipe~

Omo bigman, na true you talk for here o, we no dey sabi clap for better and no be just we, na the society we find ourselves. E dey and before you see person appreciate better, except the better na the type way too good. Na that kind time you fit see one or two person go say you try. Oya na, try do one small thing way bad, na once many many people go just chop you for mouth finish con carry tooth peak clean mouth. Na so the life just be.

Though, in this case eh, our team no do well o. To loose no sure normally but, e get teams way you go loose to and people go understand say, e hard but, no be this kind one. Them suppose win this one at least and for our ground for that matter, na fk na.

[Nathrixxx]

NEW TOPIC: Undergraduates studying education in public varsities to get N75K per semester Una people dun come with another fake promise, and if den go even do am e no go last like N-Power. Wetin una dey think of this news like dis.

I swear dis na raw beans ... Imagine dem go dey pay undergraduates moni wen d graduate sef wey dey work neva get gud package arrange for am, nawaooooo right from the time i bin dey hear dis news i don knw say e no fit possible, else dey wan cos kasala, y dey go dey pay som undergraduates without paying other graduates studying other courses.

Anoda tin be say there's no gud schemes of service/proper condition of service put in place 4d existing teachers, i can remember d one dem do for feeding primary school pupils wey no dey effective at all, some sef don stop dey giv d children d food, see d mata 4 exited npower pipu wey no get head and tail dey are still hanging around, dey bin promise to giv dem fed. govt job as permanent but till d present regime go finish we no go hear anytin, and nex govt go scrap d whole thing.

Still on d mata 4 d said amount sef he dey do me one kind oooo minimum wage 4 govt wonker bin 30k nd u wan dey give undergraduates 75k na 4 wia dem dey do dat, abi na kaikai dey wori dem all 4 d fed govt. Npower sef na 30k dem dey kolect and most of them be graduates, awa corpers na 33k be dem allawee. Must dey fool d pipu wit unrealistic jagons and dead mata wey dem no fit realise or achieve?...dis one heavy me o.

No be all of us be illiterate o walai..... Na so yoruba pipu dey yarn dey talk say "ko si oboh (monkey) ni idanre mo" meaning no more monkey 4 idanre land, all of dem don wise up be dat. Awa govt no knw say we don pass dat kind level wey dey go dey tell us papa ajasco tori 4 film.
God no go shame us o.

[Gozie51]

I just dey laugh when I dey listen to radio station this morning wey some guys come dey talk about bitcoin investment program lol.
Dem dey advertise dey ask people to send YES to the numba wey dem call out for interest and seat reservation. As usual with Nigeria stuff na, greedy people wey think say na them first sabi new thing go like go public to collect public money take join there own take travel outside 

I dey wonder wetin dem want tell the participants wey no go end for register with certain money and invest with another money and within one month, gbemu or big alert go begin show up but them go forget say bear dey oo, that one go dey hidden from participants. And finally finally, dem go chop people money waka. No be today wey ynash don dey for back oo. We wey dey here dey privileged and know better.

My people perish becos dem no wan sabi sometin. Far back self, I no tink say those kind tin fit catch me make e come be now. Flex guys, who go take me out dis weekend joor

[Fivestar4everMVP]

I just dey laugh when I dey listen to radio station this morning wey some guys come dey talk about bitcoin investment program lol.
Dem dey advertise dey ask people to send YES to the numba wey dem call out for interest and seat reservation. As usual with Nigeria stuff na, greedy people wey think say na them first sabi new thing go like go public to collect public money take join there own take travel outside 

I dey wonder wetin dem want tell the participants wey no go end for register with certain money and invest with another money and within one month, gbemu or big alert go begin show up but them go forget say bear dey oo, that one go dey hidden from participants. And finally finally, dem go chop people money waka. No be today wey ynash don dey for back oo. We wey dey here dey privileged and know better.

My people perish becos dem no wan sabi sometin. Far back self, I no tink say those kind tin fit catch me make e come be now. Flex guys, who go take me out dis weekend joor

Baba, e be like say na the eastern part of NAIJA you dey ooh, cus me lodge for asaba currently and na almost everyday I dey hear that their advertisment ontop wazobia Fm onitcha, if I dey hear that their ad, I dey always dey laugh too, and sincerely, I dey always dey pity people wey go believe that their crap come dey send yes yes, those scammers go just use them chop.


By the way guys, una see the latest wey happen on Thursday,? Nigerian army arrest popular Nollywood actor, Chinwetalu Agu say because him dress in Biafra outfit... Though through the help of Ohaneze ndi igbo, they don release am today, my question now be say, where Nigeria really dey go???

Follow the news here*** https://punchng.com/agn-commends-ohanaezes-efforts-towards-chiwetalu-agus-release/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web

***https://punchng.com/this-is-rising-sun-not-biafra-not-eastern-security-network-actor-chiwetalu-agu-defends-outfit/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web

***https://punchng.com/chiwetalu-agu-dons-biafra-outfit-after-release-from-military-custody/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web

[BIT-BENDER]

I no go really blame those people wey day believe the advert for radio, many of them been don dey watch that radio station for years and many times e never fail them, me I go blame the radio station wey let those people advert, I know the advert na how this radio station dem dey take maintain themselves, but wen e don enter finance and health advert I go think say radio stations suppose dey very careful so dem viewers no go suffer.

About chiwetalu agu matter, I think say the army don release am, and that be say him be popular, legendary actor if no be so e for really bad for am, am happy say the old man is out and this kind of thing no go for the image of we own country military.

[Issa56]

I just dey laugh when I dey listen to radio station this morning wey some guys come dey talk about bitcoin investment program lol.
Dem dey advertise dey ask people to send YES to the numba wey dem call out for interest and seat reservation. As usual with Nigeria stuff na, greedy people wey think say na them first sabi new thing go like go public to collect public money take join there own take travel outside 

I dey wonder wetin dem want tell the participants wey no go end for register with certain money and invest with another money and within one month, gbemu or big alert go begin show up but them go forget say bear dey oo, that one go dey hidden from participants. And finally finally, dem go chop people money waka. No be today wey ynash don dey for back oo. We wey dey here dey privileged and know better.

My people perish becos dem no wan sabi sometin. Far back self, I no tink say those kind tin fit catch me make e come be now. Flex guys, who go take me out dis weekend joor

Baba, e be like say na the eastern part of NAIJA you dey ooh, cus me lodge for asaba currently and na almost everyday I dey hear that their advertisment ontop wazobia Fm onitcha, if I dey hear that their ad, I dey always dey laugh too, and sincerely, I dey always dey pity people wey go believe that their crap come dey send yes yes, those scammers go just use them chop.


By the way guys, una see the latest wey happen on Thursday,? Nigerian army arrest popular Nollywood actor, Chinwetalu Agu say because him dress in Biafra outfit... Though through the help of Ohaneze ndi igbo, they don release am today, my question now be say, where Nigeria really dey go???

Follow the news here*** https://punchng.com/agn-commends-ohanaezes-efforts-towards-chiwetalu-agus-release/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web

***https://punchng.com/this-is-rising-sun-not-biafra-not-eastern-security-network-actor-chiwetalu-agu-defends-outfit/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web

***https://punchng.com/chiwetalu-agu-dons-biafra-outfit-after-release-from-military-custody/?utm_source=auto-read-also&utm_medium=web

Nigeria go better, but I believe say no be now so make we just dey leave am the way he be, make we just they survive.