[RUIN THE FUN] Possible April Fools Ideas Of Theymos

[Bitcoin_Arena]

Make Cryptohunter and Thule members of staff for a day and then make an "Official announcement" here about the new staff  

[notocactus]

Leaving max negative trust on @LoyceV and @DdmrDdmr due to spamming Meta board with so many statistical analyses week from week.
Someone who have time can make a calculation on the percentages of two guys analyses compared to total ones listed there:
List of Bitcointalk stats
I guess in total they made from 30 to 50 percent of total statistical analyses.

[cabalism13]

Leaving max negative trust on @LoyceV and @DdmrDdmr due to spamming Meta board with so many statistical analyses week from week.
Someone who have time can make a calculation on the percentages of two guys analyses compared to total ones listed there:
List of Bitcointalk stats
I guess in total they made from 30 to 50 percent of total statistical analyses.

Even though they're spamming and flooding Meta Section, they can't be tagged in this time.

Spammers should not be tagged for spamming these days.  We're moving past that.

Banning them for a day should do Moving on with a vacation I think, that will help them realize that there is life outside

[Findingnemo]

Spammers should not be tagged for spamming these days.  We're moving past that.

Banning them for a day should do Moving on with a vacation I think, that will help them realize that there is life outside

No need to ban them,just give them signature ban for a month to two.

Actually I do't want to see this signature ban for spammers as April fool idea,just make it real theymos....

[DdmrDdmr]

<…> Someone who have time can make a calculation on the percentages of two guys analyses compared to total ones listed there:
List of Bitcointalk stats
I guess in total they made from 30 to 50 percent of total statistical analyses.

Couldn’t resist ... Come on, that was an easy one to do: 12,5% (LoyceV) vs 36,67% (DdmrDdmr)

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Row Labels                    nPosts    %
abhiseshakana                 1         0,83%
Alex_Sr                       1         0,83%
Coin-1                        7         5,83%
coinlocket$                   1         0,83%
Crypto-DesignService          2         1,67%
cryptovigi                    4         3,33%
DdmrDdmr                      44        36,67%
kirreev070                    3         2,50%
Lakai01                       1         0,83%
LoyceV                        15        12,50%
mazdafunsun                   4         3,33%
Nikisa                        1         0,83%
Piggy                         7         5,83%
Pmalek                        2         1,67%
r1s2g3                        2         1,67%
roycilik                      1         0,83%
ryzaadit                      1         0,83%
sncc                          3         2,50%
suchmoon                      1         0,83%
tranthidung                   3         2,50%
vlad230                       3         2,50%
Vod                           1         0,83%
xtraelv                       9         7,50%
zentdex                       3         2,50%

Total                         120       100,00%

[suchmoon]

Couldn’t resist ... Come on, that was an easy one to do: 12,5% (LoyceV) vs 36,67% (DdmrDdmr)

51% attack imminent.

[mikeywith]

51% attack imminent.

Hard fork to analysis resistant algo ( cancel merit and trust system) 

[HODL2090]

Any actual prank would most likely not work out as the community would be prepared for it, so instead that opportunity can be used to implement a new system, which limits any user that has not earned a single merit from wearing signatures or avatars regardless of their amount if airdropped merits

[TopTort777]

Making a global rank/activity/merit amount reset will be a nice joke. Imagine that you cant really tell who is newbie and who was a legendary yesterday.

[Quickseller]

Wow check this picture out:

[Bitcoin_Arena]

Wow check this picture out:
https://i.imgur.com/FwrPi0H.png

If only you had made the likes and retweets less, Like in fifties and twenties respectively 

[Quickseller]

Wow check this picture out:
https://i.imgur.com/FwrPi0H.png

If only you had made the likes and retweets less, Like in fifties and twenties respectively

Ummm, people are very happy that bitcointalk will be made great again!

[notocactus]

I guess in total they made from 30 to 50 percent of total statistical analyses.

Couldn’t resist ... Come on, that was an easy one to do: 12,5% (LoyceV) vs 36,67% (DdmrDdmr)

As I guessed, nearly 49.2% of total topics on statistical analyses made by @LoyceV and @DdmrDdmr.
I have only 2.5%.
The forum has come very closely to the point, at which two outstanding statisticians might make sMerits double spends on the merit network.

[stompix]

Couldn’t resist ... Come on, that was an easy one to do: 12,5% (LoyceV) vs 36,67% (DdmrDdmr)

51% attack imminent.

We should fork the forum to prevent this, need to release Bitcointalk CH  !!!
And is going to be one hell of a .....fork....

[UserU]

We should fork the forum to prevent this, need to release Bitcointalk CH  !!!
And is going to be one hell of a .....fork....

I'm fine with that, as long as it's free money.

Oh wait.

[jackg]

Take away everyone's merits and make everyone a newbie.

I can imagine that... Make bitcointalk.org move or howeycoins for the day.

You ought to maintain a list on the op so I can be lazy...

Come up with a new posting restriction so everyone has to post in one thread until they get to become a super legendary (someone with 4000 merits)

[DireWolfM14]

Redirect all forum links to bitcorntalk.org.

[erikoy]

This ain't no fun at all because of no surprise moment for that day. It is already speculated and ruin by some of the replies so I guess theymos will not do anything foolish on this forum. Anyway, whatever it will be there is no surprise already and we know that there will be an april fools things to happen.

[LoyceV]

Redirect all forum links to bitcorntalk.org.

I know that reference

[Pmalek]

Maybe Satoshi comes back on April 1st and bans theymos for writing 'Nice project, this bitcoin project has big future, good luck' back in 2010