[RUIN THE FUN] Possible April Fools Ideas Of Theymos

[DdmrDdmr]

Not all countries have the 1st of April as the day for playing pranks on others, and those are the ones that normally get really caught up here, since it not a date marked on the beware calendar. For example, in Spain and many Latin-American countries, the equivalent of April Fools day is celebrated on the 28th of December.

With that in mind, having a Bitcointalk own Fools Day (fixed or random), different from the 1st of April, could go a long way …

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[crwth]

Maybe the greatest thing that theymos could do is to announce that he has a prize of 1 BTC and say that there is something hidden within the forum that everyone should look for and in the end, there's nothing.

*insert funny meme*

[Pmalek]

On April 1st bitcointalk will be bought by the creators of the one and only true cryptocurrency - XRP!
XRP will become the only accepted payment method on bitcointalk.
I have also been told that the name of our forum is likely to change.

*Disclaimer* Parts of this post are totally made up...or are they?

[TopTort777]

Dont know if it is technicaly possible, but switching places of "Post" and "Logout" buttons would make a lot of fun.

[Last of the V8s]

1000 milisatoshi payable per word for noobs
100 for members
10 for seniors
1 for heroes
legendaries get paid back

[cabalism13]

 

Crazy Ideas has been posted, and now I've been thinking that I'll be ban for every April Fools because of this threads depends on how many pages it will take.

I hope nothing like that will come into theymos mind

theymos: " this guy has ruined my plan, time to set the flames on and grilled his account... Now I should be thinking of more crazy ideas better than those on the thread or maybe I wont be doing nothing for years..."

Edit: Only few days left before we see some chaos on META or maybe none (for I have ruined it so early)

[LoyceV]

Have recaptchas for EVERYTHING.
Pressing Reply - recaptcha.
Opening a topic - recaptcha.
Go to your profile - recaptcha.
Even open up the bitcointalk tab in your browser and get hit with a recaptcha.

You get the point, the possibilities are endless!

Calm down satan!

How about an old classic Freudian slip: replace a word with another word. Say: replace "Bitcoin" for "Sex".
sexcointalk.org Sex Forum!

Shutting Down sextalk.org and Run Epochtalk and let us ecperience the whole thing for a Day.

- Creating a social media campaign in the Altcoin section with the objective of getting Sextalk to become trending topic (wait, that could be a real one).

sheenshane's signature: Anonymous Sex Mixer

Rename the forum "SexSVtalk", and declare CSW the one true Satoshi.

I have heard it will be new sex but it is still in development.

Announce that Sex cash can only be discussed in the main sub and sex must be discussed in the altcoin sub. (Or some other coin).

Foxpup's signature (my absolute favourite ): Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for sex

LFC_Sex, ETFsex and Sex_Arena get new usernames

tbct_mt2's signature: The MOST EXCITING Sex Casino!

He might say "Since today, I lose my faith in Sex, I sell all my Sex and will join, and fully work with Sex Cash team to develop it as one of core team members."

Please note, payment will need to be done using the coin "Sex World" (BTWC).

Last of the V8s' signature: ~14 easy tricks to save your sex

"I have good news for you all sextalkers.
Today, I decided to give away all my donated sex that need ages to hit current amount.

I will start my new life, without sextalk.org, without sex, without crypto, when all these mentioned give-aways finished"

Ummm, people are very happy that sextalk will be made great again!

Maybe Satoshi comes back on April 1st and bans theymos for writing 'Nice project, this sex project has big future, good luck' back in 2010  

Announce that he is switching the forum to only discuss sex and ban all altcoin discussions

[cabalism13]

LFC_Sex, ETFbitcoin and Sex_Arena get new usernames

An error has been found, We should fix the AI immediately! The daily stats is in the verge of having miscalculations!!!

I think it should be ETFsex

[o_e_l_e_o]

-snip-

The currency exchange board is seized by the FBI due to it becoming an international prostitution ring.

[Crypto-DesignService]

On April 1st bitcointalk will be bought by the creators of the one and only true cryptocurrency - XRP!
XRP will become the only accepted payment method on bitcointalk.
I have also been told that the name of our forum is likely to change.

*Disclaimer* Parts of this post are totally made up...or are they?

*Vsauce music intensifies*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBeF_y6VWQ0

[Harlot]

An actual demerit button would be nice but the deductions would only be applicable for a certain period enough to fool a lot of people that theymos is serious with the joke. If theymos want to push it to another level adding some demerit sources might be another level that anti-merit users would really hate. And of course this would be fun for users as they can demerit the shit out of spammers and shitposters in the forum.

[khaled0111]

Ban all members who replied to this thread and gave April fools ideas for being part of a conspiracy to ruin the fun.
And ask all other members to never tell them what the real April fools prank was.

[suchmoon]

An actual demerit button would be nice but the deductions would only be applicable for a certain period enough to fool a lot of people that theymos is serious with the joke. If theymos want to push it to another level adding some demerit sources might be another level that anti-merit users would really hate. And of course this would be fun for users as they can demerit the shit out of spammers and shitposters in the forum.

How about an "antimattermerit" button: you can destroy another user's merits but only if you have more merits than them. And you lose all your merits too.

[Last of the V8s]

How about an old classic Freudian slip: replace a word with another word. Say: replace "Bitcoin" for "Sex".

The bulls are somewhat in control of sex right now, but as the Bollinger bands tighten, the bears will see their exhaustion at the end of this run of four-hour green candles to seize the sex market again and push it further down. Meanwhile altsexes are shooting up, especially sex cash and sex gold, but the less said about sex satoshi's vision the better.

[cabalism13]

How about an "antimattermerit" button: you can destroy another user's merits but only if you have more merits than them. And you lose all your merits too.

I think that's suitable as a Trap Card. Just made you one, if ever you need it.



And if ever you need a whole deck I'll make you one!

[Foxpup]

Foxpup's signature (my absolute favourite ): Will pretend to do unspeakable things (while actually eating a taco) for sex

Ah, yes, a relic from the early days of the forum, when everyone put their sex address in their signature. It's been three years since I've actually received any sex from it. Of course, sex wasn't a big deal back then; people were practically giving it away:

the current exchange rate is about $5 per sex.

[theyoungmillionaire]

Everyone in bitcointalk.org on March 31, 2019, 11:59:59 PM:

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EDIT:
EU Approves Article 13

[Harlot]

An actual demerit button would be nice but the deductions would only be applicable for a certain period enough to fool a lot of people that theymos is serious with the joke. If theymos want to push it to another level adding some demerit sources might be another level that anti-merit users would really hate. And of course this would be fun for users as they can demerit the shit out of spammers and shitposters in the forum.

How about an "antimattermerit" button: you can destroy another user's merits but only if you have more merits than them. And you lose all your merits too.

That's even a better idea, I know I'll have a good laugh if known members will be back to Newbie ranks even just for a day. But the trouble here is if this is applied even for a day chances are there would be some cases where some members won't get their previous rank back due to some errors or glitches and it might actually cause a lot of problems for both the admins and the members affected. If we have a prank we need to have something simple that can easily be removed once the prank is done.

[akamit]

How abt enabling custom title under nickname and place some kind of random weird word(s) for each user.

Such as BitcoinTalk DON, Analytical Witch, FUDster, Gangster, Ass Buster etc.

BitcoinTalk DON fits perfect for Theymos...

Analytical Witch fits perfect for Loyce...

Gangster fits perfect for the kitty or the Ass Buster...

[sirazimuth]

How about start a Flat Earth thread?
Oh wait a minute.... some trolling clown already did that on April Fools Day.
And the prank is still going strong to this very day, 4 years and 700+ nonsensical pages later, go figure...