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eaLiTy
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Real question here, will I get 50 pms from angry people claiming merit abuse if I try to buy a handful of those Tshirts?
It is possible that some salty people might claim merit rape if you buy a handful of shirts .  Source merits are the best way to buy things LDO!!! I bought a lambo, and estate and some hookers and blow with mine already oh and a mug and condom now too!
Is this what we call the flying blow.  how come condoms are so expensive  Might be sourced from Asian countries as they seem to forget the word condom, just a guess looking at the huge population over there.  I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
Who said you need a girlfriend to use a condom. |
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sapta
aka BitRentX
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Yield.App
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April 01, 2019, 03:44:57 AM |
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Merit trading not allowed and now you are offering to buy merit?? So now people will stop to send merit and will wait for such an offer to buy something by their smerit. I think it is a worse idea for merit trading.
That's why I said Xal0lex needs to be red-tagged, BUT only after I receive my mug. Thank you. |
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ankit10
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April 01, 2019, 03:47:40 AM |
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I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
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tranthidung
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Farewell o_e_l_e_o
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April 01, 2019, 03:54:07 AM |
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I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
I don't want to have condom, what I need is merit condom. Will the bitcointalk's souvenir shop add the merit condom in next hours? Moreover, I wish that merit condom is much cheaper than condom. 
Such condom is relevant for such coming campaigns managed by Hhampuz.  Community Opinion - Signature CampaignsIn days to come, in order to be qualifying to join such pornsite campaigns, applicants have to prove that they own forum's condom or merit condom to join. |
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slashz9
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April 01, 2019, 03:54:22 AM |
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I don't have enough merits to buy condom and don't have a girlfriend to use it.
you can do with yourself dude |
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Toxic2040
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April 01, 2019, 03:55:14 AM |
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 unable to pay actual smerits as I hand them out like chicklets but would consider exchanging some WOsMerits at a 10 to 1 ratio... I suppose if that fails I would even consider paying actual bitcoin for a coffee cup/t-shirt combo.. Awesome sauce |
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eldrin
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April 01, 2019, 03:57:39 AM |
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Will you be shipping the condom in discreet package? I'm just afraid that the delivery guy might see it and it won't be delivered to me.
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akopjpuge
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April 01, 2019, 03:59:49 AM |
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Gosh i really want the shirt. But i can only afford the pencil.
Help me guys
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PrimeNumber7
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Amazon Prime Member #7
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April 01, 2019, 04:01:49 AM |
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Gosh i really want the shirt. But i can only afford the pencil.
I am looking at your merit score, and you cannot afford the pencil |
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Sithara007
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Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
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April 01, 2019, 04:06:13 AM |
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I would like to purchase Bitcointalk condoms, but I am afraid that at 50 merits per pack it is too expensive. I am a lower-middle class Bitcointalk user from India. Sir Xal0lex, can you give me two condoms in exchange for 5 merits? Please sir, I really need those condoms. I am afraid that I'd get HIV without them.
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shasan
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April 01, 2019, 04:06:45 AM |
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So, a newbie will always remain newbie, Jr. member will always remain Jr. member. I mean there will have no option to rank improvement. Better stop merit option and declare that current rank will never be changed. This forum is only for old people who have already build up their rank.
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pandukelana2712
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April 01, 2019, 04:07:08 AM |
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Well... Paypal did this a few weeks ago.  And now you will do the same things in this forum? ~snip~
After purchasing a souvenir, we will contact each user to clarify the delivery address. Delivery is free.
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Crypto-DesignService
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April 01, 2019, 04:10:20 AM
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Bitcointalk Souvenir stats
Bitcointalk pencil
[+100 Intelligence]
[+50 Wisdom]
Increases quality post.
30% chance to attract merit sources on topics you created.
Passive: 5 users automatically engages with your topics.
Bitcointalk badge
[+200 Power]
[+50 Resistance]
[+75 Luck]
Gives you access to restricted Forum boards.
Gives you the power to ban 3 users you hate for 24hours.(refreshes every week)
Increases success rate of Ban appeal by 80%.
Passive: Instantly gives you Hero Member rank.
Bitcointalk condom
[+300 Strength]
[+200 Endurance]
[+100 Attraction]
Gives you +20 new different sex positions.
Able to achieve 15 rounds.
0% chance of impregnating someone.
Attracts 1 person within 20 meters range.
Passive: Increases dick size by 5 inches.
Bitcointalk mug
[+500 Intelligence]
[+500 Creativity]
[+300 Imagination]
[+300 Perseverance]
[+100 Consciousness]
Every 5 sips give you an answer to every question you have.
Increases state of being awake by 48h when used as a container for Coffee.
Refreshes body and mind when used as a container for Orange Juice.
Passive: Immune to negative trust feedback.
Bitcointalk T-shirt
[+1000 Awesomeness]
[+1000 Strength]
[+750 Anonymity]
[+750 Durability]
[+500 Attraction]
[+500 Deception]
[+300 Sex Appeal]
[Epic Skill]Thanos Snap - Once used you can delete 2 specific boards around the forum.(Can only be used once)
Automatically receive 200 merits for every topics you created.
Able to deceive people that you are the real Satoshi for 24hours.
Lowered chance of getting your real identity identified by 90%.
Passive: Able to use Satoshi account as read-only and make it appear as active.(Cannot create topic/post nor change profile information)
UPDATE:
1. Added [+500 Deception] for Bitcointalk T-shirt
2. Nerfed Bitcointalk mug 'Every sip gives you an answer to every question you have', now you need to take 5 sips.
3. Fix ability word from Attractiveness to Attraction.
4. Buffed Thanos Snap - You can now delete two boards.
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Queen_Amber
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Cryptocurrency is the FUTURE!
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April 01, 2019, 04:11:06 AM |
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can i buy the condom for 10 merits?! |
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romero121
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April 01, 2019, 04:27:23 AM |
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how come condoms are so expensive Possibly that might be the one used by Satoshi. |
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alisafidel58
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April 01, 2019, 04:58:02 AM |
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That condom looks awesome, I think I will have to get one of that.
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jcriss
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April 01, 2019, 05:12:05 AM |
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Xal0lex You should really think about lowering the condoms price...... we dont need anymore spammers in here!
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MERCATOX [s (https://mercatox.com?referrer=328710) |
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TheNewAnon135246
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฿uy ฿itcoin
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April 01, 2019, 05:18:34 AM |
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Looks like SaltySplitoon wants a whole bunch of condoms . EDIT: Or 350 pencils. |
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jdoerrerstl1977
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April 01, 2019, 05:20:19 AM |
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Is this another april fools lol? |
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lottery248
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beware of your keys.
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April 01, 2019, 05:38:36 AM |
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roflmao i got 100 merits for you, hope this is real, and then i can show this to my classes  happy April Fools by the way, know not to take the joke too far |
out of ability to use the signature, i want a new ban strike policy that will fade the strike after 90~120 days of the ban and not to be traced back, like google | email me for anything urgent, message will possibly not be instantly responded
i am not really active for some reason
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