TINFOIL -- the LIE.

[Swan66]

Everything you know about tinfoil is WRONG!

Your reptilian overlords have secretly taken foil off the Tin Standard under the cover of hushed-and-largely-forgotten post-WWII American economic collapse.  Ha, we replaced it with worthless aluminum fail.

Unlike genuine tinfoil, inferior ersatz aluminum fail is powerless in protecting your weak minds from D-sigma orgone radiation in the 24-36nm spectrum, our cerebromutagenic radiation of choice since the early 1950s.

Best of luck, Humans!

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[EvilPanda]

We know

[cooltoadfrommoon]

We know

hehehe nice pic

[Foxpup]

That's true. What's worse is that They claim They're doing it for our own protection. They claim that the switch is because tin foil contains lead, which is allegedly poisonous. What They don't want you to know is that lead is the one thing that keeps us safe from all kinds of dangerous radiation. Everybody knows lead blocks radiation, which is why They don't want you to have access to it. It's not just tin foil - all sorts of things that once contained protective lead are being phased out in favour of lead-free versions. Fuel, paint, glass, now even bullets! Wake up, sheeple!

[Taras]