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February 13, 2020, 02:31:16 PM
Last edit: February 13, 2020, 03:59:50 PM by Mallyx
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I was playing around with a game "AI Dungeon" which is backed by a very powerful AI.
The results are often stunting.

I had some fun with Bitcoin, here is the result (in bold, it's me writing, all the other texts are generated by the AI).

( AI Dungeon: https://play.aidungeon.io/ )

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You are a man. You want to mine Bitcoin to become rich. You bought 2 mining rigs and start mining. The only problem is you don't have enough money for the electricity bill, so you decide to sell some of your Bitcoins on an online exchange.

The price goes up and down with no real stability.

> You are waiting for your miners to find a block.

You wait patiently for your miners to find a block. It takes weeks but eventually one does. You spend the rest of your savings buying more mining equipment and continue to mine.

Eventually you get bored of this hobby and decide that it's time to retire from it all.

> You buy cryptocurrencies with your money.

Your retirement comes soon after when you realize that Bitcoin is worth way less than what you paid for it. You also discover that Litecoin and Dogecoin are currently in high demand as well.

Litecoins are worth $0.00 while Dogecoins are worth $1.

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00. You decide to invest in both of them.

You're now invested in several altcoins which means you can't withdraw any of your money until they stabilize or at least reach their current value.

> You gamble on PrimeDice.

PrimeDice is a gambling site where you can bet on the outcome of various events such as the winning lottery numbers or whether someone will win a certain amount of money in a game. You've never gambled before, but if you play long enough, you'll probably lose money.

> !You lost all your Litecoin.

You lost all your Litecoins because you were betting too much on the odds. You lost $100 in a few hours.

> !Dogecoin price skyrocket WoW

You decide to try out Dogecoin instead. This is a joke right?

> You invest in a pyramid scheme.

You put all your money into a pyramid scheme. Your investment is worth nothing, because the company has been taken over by scammers who promise you a large return on your investments, but then just take most of it away from you.

> Cry.

You cry for days about how you feel like you've been robbed. Eventually, the scammer disappears and you're left holding worthless coins.

> Use a faucet to recover

You decide to use a faucet to recover your losses. The faucet gives you free dogecoins, so you start using it frequently. Soon, you have enough dogecoins to pay off your debt.

> Buy Bitcoin with your Dogecoin.

You buy Bitcoin with your Dogecoin. It's a good thing you did, because the price of Bitcoin increases dramatically.

> Buy a lambo.

You buy a lambo. The price of the lambo goes up, and you make a lot of money!

> Go to a conference to meet Faketoshi.

You go to a conference to meet Faketoshi. He says he wants to see you again, so you agree. When you arrive at his house, he tells you that there are some things he needs to discuss with you privately first...

> Ask Faketoshi to sign the genesis block.

You ask Faketoshi if he can sign the genesis block of Bitcoin. He agrees, and signs it for you. You both leave happy.

The last AI answer was enough for me Grin
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