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August 28, 2019, 11:11:31 AM
Last edit: October 13, 2019, 07:11:08 PM by ShitcoinIcarus
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ShitCoin
No Innovation. No Point. No Problem.
created by Icarus aka Shitoshi


Introducing ShitCoin: the newest, hottest, most pointless token yet. ShitCoin offers every feature of the Ethereum blockchain and more! ShitCoin has a 15 second block time, 15-25 tps, turring complete dapps, and much much more... Join the ShitCoin revolution today!

The basics:
  • Completely Anonymous Team
  • No Whitepaper (brownpaper coming soon...(maybe))
  • Nothing novel or original. Just and ERC-20 on the Ethereum blockchain
  • Unclear unrealistic roadmap
  • 1,000,000,000,000 supply held by dev and distributed erratically
  • Numerous Pending Partnerships

SHIT dApps:

Exchanges:
Unnamed Exchange:

EtherFlyer:


Roadmap:
  • Q3 2019: Ongoing airdops, crowdsales, and OTC sales to whales and private parties. Create media hype.
  • Q4 2019: Reach $100 million market cap
  • Q1 2020: Seek institutional and government investment
  • Q2 2020: Reach $10 billion market cap
  • Q3 2020: Listing on all major exchanges. Including NYSE and NIKKEI
  • Q4 2020: Reach $1 trillion market cap (1 SHIT = 1 USD)
  •      2021: Large scale distrobution of shitcoin POS for all major retailers
  •      2022: Integrate USD as sidechain. Absorb US and global economies

FAQ

Why should I invest in ShitCoin?
You probably shouldn't.

What are the goals of ShitCoin?
To provide whales, traders, and early adopters a pure shitconin experience. Whales will be given preferential treatment such as early private discounted sales, insider information from dev team etc.. To generate wealth for the dev team, whales, and a lucky few. Maybe you!(But probably not)

Okay, I'm on board what can I do to join the ShitCoin revolution?
First, you can join us on reddit, twitter, telegram, discord, or contribute to our github.

Wow, I am really impressed. How can I join the ShitCoin team?
Just respond to this thread with your requested position. Let us know how you can make the SHIT worse. You will probably be accepted.


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"Will ShitCoin become the next Dogecoin? We’ll see." - dapp.com
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"This project is a breath of fresh air. The first project that is 100% telling the truth. It is a piece of shit but it feels so good. Thank you fellow shitheads. Let's take over the world." - Reddit user southpawsinker
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"This is the dream of every crypto investor. No more researches, no more whitepaper reading, no more fundamental analysis, we have the first legitimate shitcoin ever created! It looks total bullshit and bullish at the same time." - Reddit user NewSaltyElite
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"Thank you for your interest in ICObench.

According to our rules, your application "ShitCoin" was rejected by one of the following reasons:

    team less than 3 people or not specified full names of team members;
    the white paper is less than 12 pages;
    not active social networks;
    suspicious website."
-ICObench
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"Hello, coin Dev!
We are Crex24.com - cryptocurrency exchange.

We took a look at your request.

Unfortunately, we can't integrate your coin.

Regards,
Alex,
Crex24 Team"
-crex24
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Thanks for your interest in adding
 your token to R
adar Relay. Unfortunately we are unable to add your token at this time. This could be for any number of reasons, including (but not limited to) those presented below:

    Lack of clear token utility
    Promise of capital appreciation
    Verbiage referring to the token as an investment
    Distribution of dividends, buybacks & burns with profits or to increase token value
    Other security-like features
    Unprofessional website, team, or email address
    Roadmap that focuses heavily on exchange listings rather than development
    Pyramid scheme
    English translation not available or lacking in clarity
    Token name with goal of associating with existing coins (e.g. BitcoinToken, MoneroDiamond)


We wish you the best in your project and hope that there will be an opportunity to revisit your token in the future.

Best regards,
Token Submission Team
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August 29, 2019, 01:06:00 AM
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10,000,000 SHIT for .01 ETH  Grin  Grin  Grin find a job dude.
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August 29, 2019, 12:09:53 PM
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love this coin!

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August 29, 2019, 02:05:04 PM
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Great potential for this coin!

When shitmoon?
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August 29, 2019, 07:12:41 PM
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to the SHITMOON!!!!!!!!

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August 29, 2019, 07:27:40 PM
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So.... practical question, other than the normal method... how do I mine shits?
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August 30, 2019, 11:49:47 AM
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To the septic tank.......
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August 30, 2019, 11:54:54 AM
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Quality project :-)

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August 30, 2019, 05:39:48 PM
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So.... practical question, other than the normal method... how do I mine shits?

No Mining. All 1,000,000,000,000 SHIT was minted when the coin was created. Tokens are being distributed via airdrops and sales. In true shitcoin fashion.
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August 30, 2019, 05:46:19 PM
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Great potential for this coin!

When shitmoon?

We are about to announce to announce shitmoon
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August 31, 2019, 08:10:15 PM
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Lol I like this. This makes me laugh. This is pretty much what most of these crappy projects are> Just filler/fluff/bs story just for the sake of something to read and it could basically say anything. In your website you just speak the truth and everything, there is exactly what these other shitcoins are but it is honest. Love it! I wonder if you will make much eth with this, xP

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September 03, 2019, 11:08:29 AM
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Lol I like this. This makes me laugh. This is pretty much what most of these crappy projects are> Just filler/fluff/bs story just for the sake of something to read and it could basically say anything. In your website you just speak the truth and everything, there is exactly what these other shitcoins are but it is honest. Love it! I wonder if you will make much eth with this, xP

ShitCoin is 420% loyal to the truth. We're trading on EtherFlyer and have made 69 millionaires(pending).
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unnamed.Exchange, join the Cool Kids!!!


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September 28, 2019, 09:55:03 AM
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Developer,
please add the links to unnamed.Exchange
on the opening post. 

Thank You

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September 29, 2019, 11:11:13 AM
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THE SHITCOIN EXPERIENCE: Absolutely pointless or not? You decide -> https://www.publish0x.com/belemo/shitcoin-experience-absolutely-pointless-or-not-you-decide-xwypqy
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October 02, 2019, 04:25:42 PM
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Developer,
please add the links to unnamed.Exchange
on the opening post. 

Thank You

Just added, need to add links to unnamed in a few other social media places. Very happy to be listed on unnamed.exchange  Grin Grin Grin
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October 10, 2019, 08:53:21 PM
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what is this shit? ive got 150k somehow  Lips sealed
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October 11, 2019, 04:46:00 AM
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Lol I like this. This makes me laugh. This is pretty much what most of these crappy projects are> Just filler/fluff/bs story just for the sake of something to read and it could basically say anything. In your website you just speak the truth and everything, there is exactly what these other shitcoins are but it is honest. Love it! I wonder if you will make much eth with this, xP

ShitCoin is 420% loyal to the truth. We're trading on EtherFlyer and have made 69 millionaires(pending).

69 millionaires (pending)!!! lol this is really hilarious. pending millionaires...
 as someone already said above = to the septic tank...
but at least everything is laid out here crystal clear! no point of existence!



but wait theres more, the roadmap extends to 2022 == .  Grin Grin Grin







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October 11, 2019, 08:21:22 PM
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WTF i just read xD
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October 12, 2019, 09:37:58 AM
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Ok. Let me ser. Need to a Shit Slice from 1/Trillion Shit. Maybe a few 10 million . Sharing is Caring 0xb88423b39456eff4fb80e174e175a4dc127a5a6a

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October 13, 2019, 07:00:35 PM
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WTF i just read xD

The future. You will remember the day you found ShitCoin the rest of your life. You will tell your grand kids about it while aboard you self driving hover car to your hover yacht docked at you hover beach house. How you found SHIT in its infancy and rode its success. Became a crypto titan. A god among men. Sure there were those lost years in the mid 2020's a daze of Martian cocaine and Andromeda strippers. And maybe all of your children's mother's were floozies. But you're the modern day Genghis Khan siring hundreds of offspring creating a clan that has shaped the course of human development and making many governments irrelevant as you and your kin thrust humanity into the future.

That is what you just read
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