This doesn't work for everyone, but I have never lost my physical wallet, the one where I keep cash and cards and stuff. It's possible it can get stolen. Do you guys not have a safe place at home where you keep important documents such as school records, medical, birth, marriage, death certificates?
You don't need an expensive 10 hour rated waterproof and fire-resistant safe (although that is nice to have, might be worth it if your brainwallet stores a thousand coins.) You can get a relatively cheap combination lock safe with a backup key, bolt it inside a small closet in the middle of your house, and that's where you store your paper wallet backup.
Or you can do it John Wick style and pour cement over a hole in your basement.
I have a small filing cabinet, that's what I use.
Warp Wallet uses PBKDF2 and scrypt. It takes several seconds to spit out a private key, but it's not updated to use either compressed keys or segwit addresses. You could use what it spits out as another input to make either a single segwit address or as entropy for some BIP32/39 extended private key for plenty of addresses.
Example:
1. Use Warp Wallet, type in your 12+ character randomly generated password, get private key.
2. Use bitaddress, paste private key, view details, get private key in hexadecimal format.
3. Use bip39 tool, show entropy details, paste hexadecimal.
4. Choose your preferred derivation path for Legacy, Nested Segwit or Native Segwit addresses.
Do it three times for practice and to make sure you get the same set of bip39 words and addresses, maybe test sending to the first one with a small amount and spend from it too.
Save the three pages in a file somewhere, zip it, rar it, upload it to your own website, as even if it's on github, these things can disappear.
Ohhhh, I found another one:
https://www.nowallet.org/NOWALLET
A Secure, private, and plausibly deniable
Cross-platform Bitcoin brainwallet
Still in beta at this time though one can experiment, they have instructions for Linux.
*edit* I found this
https://github.com/Logicwax/PortalWalletStill not updated to include segwit though, but I'm sure someone else can fork this or fork the original warpwallet and add support for yprivs and zprivs.