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Two German spies entering a London bar.
- Remember - not a word in German, - one says.
(to a barman)
- Brah, get us two Martini plz
- Dry Martini? - the barman asks.
- Warum drei? Zwei.
A band of British spies walk into a German bar. - Remember - not a word in English, - one says. (to a barman) - (in German) Do you have a table large enough to accommodate our party? - How many in your party and have you been here before? - the German barman asks. - Nine and no... I mean neun and nein. - Counterintelligence officers drink free. - said the barman. - To be frank, you nailed the British accent. |
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August 08, 2015, 01:45:37 AM |
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist. She is very disturbed.
- She says, Doctor, what am I to do? My husband is acting very strangely.
The psychiatrist has the woman sit down. He asks her:
- What is your husband doing?
The woman says:
- Every time he drinks coffee, he eats the cup leaving only the handle.
The psychiatrist puts down his pen and rubs his beard. He looks her in the eye and says:
- Ihat is very strange indeed. The handle is the best part.
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Gleb Gamow
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August 08, 2015, 06:43:51 AM |
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A woman goes to a psychiatrist. She is very disturbed.
- She says, Doctor, what am I to do? My husband is acting very strangely.
The psychiatrist has the woman sit down. He asks her:
- What is your husband doing?
The woman says:
- Every time he drinks coffee, he eats the cup leaving only the handle.
The psychiatrist puts down his pen and rubs his beard. He looks her in the eye and says:
- Ihat is very strange indeed. The handle is the best part.
... - What is your husband doing? The woman says: - Every time he eats my pussy, he doesn't lick my ass. ... - ... Licking ass is the best part. |
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August 08, 2015, 06:50:10 AM |
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Anybody else enjoys tons of butter on their toasts  |
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Gleb Gamow
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August 08, 2015, 07:14:30 AM
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Anybody else enjoys tons of butter on their toasts Not tons, but enough, then fold it, then dip it into a fresh cup of coffee. Come to think of it, that's exactly what I'm goin' do now. Thanks for the idea, bud. Dilemma! 2 or 4 slices? EDIT: It was 4. Now, I'm enjoying the buttery coffee, having a smoke, and taking a shit. |
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August 08, 2015, 09:21:47 AM |
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Anybody else enjoys tons of butter on their toasts Each slice of butter adds another mm to your butt. Is it worth it? |
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ragi
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August 08, 2015, 12:36:33 PM |
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I am so beat, I need a vacation...
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LiteCoinGuy
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In Satoshi I Trust
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August 08, 2015, 02:50:08 PM |
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Anybody else enjoys tons of butter on their toasts Each slice of butter adds another mm to your butt. Is it worth it?  alot butter |
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August 08, 2015, 10:51:18 PM |
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August 09, 2015, 02:13:04 AM |
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An elderly man goes to the doctor and complains:
- Doctor, I'm eighty years old, but I still find myself chasing young girls.
The doctor laughs and says:
- Congratulations, sir!
The elderly man looks up at the doctor very seriously and says:
- I just can't remember why.
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Gleb Gamow
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August 09, 2015, 08:55:32 AM |
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An elderly man goes to the doctor and complains:
- Doctor, I'm eighty years old, but I still find myself chasing young girls.
The doctor laughs and says:
- Congratulations, sir!
The elderly man looks up at the doctor very seriously and says:
- I just can't remember why.
An elderly doctor finally confesses to his wife that she was reason he became a proctologist. Wife: - Can you quit lickin' my ass for one second and tell me what's a proctologist? |
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ragi
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August 09, 2015, 04:43:42 PM |
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summer time is the best time
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Gleb Gamow
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August 09, 2015, 07:18:12 PM |
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summer time is the best time
Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al. |
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August 10, 2015, 01:26:43 AM |
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summer time is the best time
Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al. Gleb, you tell me: for how long do you usually sleep? |
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August 13, 2015, 03:21:31 AM |
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A dictator stares at his portrait on the wall.
- What does the future hold? he asks the portrait.
The portrait responds to the dictator's astonishment. It says:
- Nothing too exciting. They'll take me down and hang you.
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August 13, 2015, 06:03:43 AM |
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A Lawyer, a Jew, and a Texan walk into a bar.
The bartender confronts them, angry:
'What is this -- that stupid joke again? Out!'
The Lawyer replies, "No, wait -- this is a new one!'
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Academic interest in bitcoin only. Not owner, not trader, very skeptical of its longterm success.
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August 13, 2015, 11:27:15 AM |
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Just like God!
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