Lockdown appeal. Contagious topics, please lock them down!

[OcTradism]

Update:
Here is a message from theymos on the April fools 2020 "virus". So now I lock the topic.

Please keep social distancing, following health guidelines, stay safe, keep taking care of yourself and the others!

Do you see the news?

News: The virus is now s̴͜͠p̶̰͝r̷̰̅e̶̦̽a̵̼͂d̴͉̑ỉ̷̖n̸̙̏g̷̬͝ even online; practice social distancing!

As the terribly fast spread of the contagious unknown virus, and the lack of social distancing on the Internet and on the forum, in particular, its spreading pace is terrible.

So, I spend out my time today, to collect those detected harmful threads in which I found infected users. I presented them in the list below, please take a look at them and take action ASAP.

My lockdown appeal to admins and moderators:
- Lock down those threads (and the others will be found and added later) at least next 14 days.
- Temp ban on all accounts which participated in those threads at least next 14 days.
- For more serious lockdowns, if the spread won't be improved soon, please apply lockdown to all of those boards and child boards as a type of an expansive and more agressive lockdown.
- For a most serious lockdown (if all above measures won't show effectiveness), please lock down the forum at least 14 days till the last measure (this one) will be applied.

List:
ATM, my works are done manually and with keywords April fools and threads I saw having infected users.

[April Fools] This better not be what I think it is...
Merritt source
Re:[April Fools] vaccine created by WO gang!]
I was really fooled by Theymos today
April fools 2020
Thank you theymos for your great decision.
[April Fools] New Trust System For Trolls
What does s̴͜͠p̶̰͝r̷̰̅e̶̦̽a̵̼͂d̴͉̑ỉ̷̖n̸̙̏g̷̬͝ Mean?
Is that for the virus too?

Not all of us will be luck like that guy: Someone infect me, my username is still lame who has not yet been infected. His account's immune system seems to work so strong but we need more time to see what will happen with that account. If that one is a strong account, we can make a forensic technical research on it to see what we can use to apply to the community and stop the virus epidemic.

With the fight to the virus spread, PPEs are vital for their lives and their works, so I give you the donation address. What are PPEs on the online environment? Antivirus softwares and Internet security softwares.

All of satoshis received in that address will be used to buy then deliver vital PPEs to all of our beloved admins, global moderators, moderators, patrollers and Cryptios team.

Donation address: 1NXYoJ5xU91Jp83XfVMHwwTUyZFK64BoAD. This address is the one of admin, not mine, not anyone else. See admin profile at https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=35. It is worthy to remind you that any donated satoshis will not be refunded for any reason, so please make sure that you really want to donate and don't make any refund appeal after sending your satoshis out.

Please help us fight the virus, together. But HOW?

- Don't forget to do your personal social distancing;
- Wait for more news from admins and reports & guides from technical team;
- Maintain distant observations (by looking at other posts, and activities) but avoid technically and directly contacts (from replies, PMs, Merit / Trust/ Tag/ Flag transactions).
- Remember to clean up your device screens with disinfectants after shutting down with the required period is 30 seconds in minimum.
- Don't reply in my thread (your social distancing is here) because there are odds that I already ben infected but has not yet shown any symtomps.
- Don't use devices that you log in your forum account for any other things, emails, messengers, and so on. Your devices have odds of having the virus.

[Mbitr]

WE NEED A CURE AND WE NEED IT NOW

[YOSHIE]

We have a way to prevent it, by spraying rooms and laptops and along with laptop contents, social and topics.

[OcTradism]

Two infected users, please don't spread the virus in this topic and obey rules of social distancing. I said, please. 

[minairia3]

Two infected users, please don't spread the virus in this topic and obey rules of social distancing. I said, please.  

Hello why even temp ban those who participate on those thread that you enlisted? . I am sure you can feel that those thread are for special occasion thats why its being allowed. Today is April fools day, and Im thinking mods even considering letting it at least for a day. Even, moderators and staff comments also to have some fun
Dont take it seriously. Even the two people above you are just acting for the sake of April fools. Chillax man.

[Chandu141]

i am safe , always wear this suite when posting to prevent any virus infections