[ChipMixer] Assistant(s) to the Campaign Manager - Urgent meeting

[Steamtyme]

It has to be said, and somewhere you can really speak your mind. It's become really clear really fast that the ChipMixer campaign is failing to meet desired quality standards. You know there is really only one person to blame. Darkstar has failed in their duties as regional Campaign manager as evidenced by it's run of a mere 156 week run... fuck me really... nevermind facts be damned.
The ship is clearly sinking and all you plugs you all have plugs for the holes. So please drop it all here in one easy to manage location to be sure it's seen and implemented. We wouldn't want these gems getting lost in a sea of useless applications for open slots. The only way to move up from Assistant to the Campaign Manager is to showcase how clearly superior you your genes and your managing style are. So drop it all here, we want your opinion on how shitty the selection of past participants has been, how poor their posting habits are along with what really counts as a forum contribution. Drain the swamp, and keep it clean - You've seen it DS sure can pick'em so help make their mind up by telling them who is the worst. Real clutch that one as there is clearly no thought into past posting habits or feedback, just a good old dart and a blindfold. 

Now for anyone who wants to jump into this right at the top you can showcase the flaws at work here. If you know you were the best for the open slot speak up. Don't be a sucker and congratulate the successful candidate no no; you're the cream of the crop not some wimpy beta begging for the next spot. This was your spot and everyone should know how bad of a decision it was not to accept you.

I urge everyone to come forward before theymos has to step in. I'm pretty sure he's already reached out to ChipMixer to solve the problem, he can't resist settling these sorts of things. I'd hate to see him take measures to fix us in the same way he turned around yobit. We might not survive as I get the feeling we aren't even 1/10th as worthy.

 

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[Lauda]

I know the solution to this problem which has been documented here:

Chipmixer Campaign Representation on Local Boards (as of today):

German: 3-4

Arabic: at least 3

Indonesian: at least 3

French: 3-4

Russian: 2-3

Spanish: 1-2

Turkish: absolute 0

By employing more Turks you are guaranteed to make a 10% daily ROI.

[Slow death]

It's become really clear really fast that the ChipMixer campaign is failing to meet desired quality standards.

The campaign manager knows what is good and what is not good. We cannot say what criteria the campaign manager must follow

if the campaign is still active today Is because there is good understanding between the manager and the chipmixer owner and the chipmixer owner is satisfied with the results

I know the solution to this problem which has been documented here:

Chipmixer Campaign Representation on Local Boards (as of today):

German: 3-4

Arabic: at least 3

Indonesian: at least 3

French: 3-4

Russian: 2-3

Spanish: 1-2

Turkish: absolute 0

By employing more Turks you are guaranteed to make a 10% daily ROI.

I’ve never seen it, so will all campaigns also have to follow this?

[TheBeardedBaby]

Wait, what??
I hope this is not inspired of our removal with hugeblack.
If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.
I'll just throw some personal thought and explanations here.

I was removed due to too many participants already posting in those sections where I was active. My threads are probably boring for some people and I do agree with that. I make project based on my personal interest that are not so Bitcoin related rather than just, useful or useless stats for someone.
My both Scandinavian and Bulgarian Local sections are dead, so no exposure there either.

I didn't announced the reason of removal publicly because it's not my business to announce campaign changes in DS_ thread. At least this is how I feel it should be done.
I waited until he came out with info and then I edited my post with the reasons.
I tried to explains to everyone who PMed me the situation.

I don't think DS_ lost the grip on how to choose participants, I don't know why he removed hugeblack, he is a great guy, we had some interactions before but I guess is more strategic removal, if the campaign needs a better exposure in other sections, but  I can only speculate.

DS_ is one of the people I tend to trust, he took out money from his own pocket to pay to the participants a few months ago even tho it was unsure if the campaign will continue. For acts like this people have my respect. Regarding the Turkish question my observation is that the accusations against him have no solid ground. He kept Kalemder on the campaign even when he had a negative feedback, another respectful act.

I hate all the drama and politics in the forum , I normally don't like the get involved in those drama threads but here I'm choosing the DS_ side and if you think that I'm doing this only to get back to the campaign, you are very wrong.

Edit:@PO you should have added this link .
I wans't aware of it, anyway I'll keep my post!

[nullius]

fuck me really... nevermind facts be damned.

Thank you for your courage in ignoring facts to tell THE TRUTH according to self-serving delusions.

I know the solution to this problem

Yes, yes!  Also:  BANE DARKSTAR_!  @thermos #DarkStar_MustBeBaned


On an unrelated note, I am sick and tired of all the “how to get a job” sites which recommend that you should focus on your skillset, and present yourself in a courteous and professional manner.

That’s so stupid!  It is much more effective to demand an interview, and then, when you are rejected or fired, to start a public smear campaign against the company.

This technique is most important of all when you are applying for a position in which you will advertise the company to the public.  Every public relations professional knows that the best public face for your company is presented by people who have spent months campaigning to damage the company’s reputation with baseless accusations and wild insults!

[Lauda]

If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.

I think you may have missed something.

[suchmoon]

The OP completely failed to address the obvious problem that is at the root of the issue - income inequality. The 50-ish chipmixer campaign participants is less 1% of all active Bitcointalk members and they get 99% of signature income (I made that last number up but it gets the point across so whatever). I think if you take that money and distribute it equally to everyone then everyone will start making high quality posts, become nice and courteous, eat healthier, and live longer.

[cabalism13]

So drop it all here, we want your opinion on how shitty the selection of past participants has been, how poor their posting habits are along with what really counts as a forum contribution.

I really wanted to know whom you're talking about?, who whose that user has a poor habits compared to others?
Do we really have to speak just for that open slot? How can it help us get in if its still the Manager who'll decide?
Am not the best, am a lowly speaker of truth. Everyone wants to get in, for money of course. Forum contribution takes place in second and of course its not the same for everyone but for some it is. I simply don't have a problem when it comes to participants of Chipmixer.

The only thing I know is that when you get picked in this campaign you now have a responsibility to do.
I deserve a spot but not now. And for now I'll just speak for the others. There are still many users here that are quite good compared to me, even those users who has been removed. There's no need to get hyped up, all of us has chances, even if this campaign falls,  it is up to DarkStar_ and Chipmixer.

The campaign manager knows what is good and what is not good. We cannot say what criteria the campaign manager must follow

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If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.

I think you may have missed something.

Quite the same for me I guess? Deym. Didn't know this was just ehem... LoL whatever it is 😂

[DireWolfM14]

I was removed due to too many participants already posting in those sections where I was active.

Thanks for sharing, I, for one appreciate your candor.  I don't think there's any shame or disrespect in DarkStar_'s decision.  I've said it before and I'll say it again; DarkStar_ is charged with making business decisions for his employer, Chipmixer.  The goal is so obvious, only a fool would fail to see it; maximize the exposure of the chipmixer banner.  DarkStar_ has chosen his (apparent) strategy to accomplish this goal; pick users who make high quality, engaging posts in a variety of boards.  It's a darn good strategy if you ask me, and it seems to be working.

The decisions made by DarkStar_ have nothing to do with the politics or ethnicity.  As far as I can tell, DT status is only a small factor in his decisions.  If you consider all that, it becomes quite simple: if you want a spot on the chipmixer campaign, make high quality, engaging posts in a variety of boards.

If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.

Yeah, I believe Steamtyme's OP was facetious. 

[Csmiami]

Yeah, I believe Steamtyme's OP was facetious. 

Either that, or he is planning on buying a beet farm and have an affair with a senator's wife; who knows

[LoyceV]

If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.

I think you may have missed something.

I think so too I made a post in which I agreed the attack wasn't necessary, and instantly got attacked by an army red-trusted Turkish and Russian users, and of course our resident forum troll. So I did what any sane person would do: I put all of them on Ignore.

So I appreciate the sarcasm

[The Sceptical Chymist]

If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.

I definitely couldn't tell just by reading the text of the OP whether this is anything other than a dead-serious post, but I suspect it's not.

I hope this is not inspired of our removal with hugeblack.

What happened with him?  I did notice that you and he were removed from the campaign last week.  You said you were removed because you made too many of your posts in a section or sections where there were already other participants posting.  That sucks if it's true.

The OP completely failed to address the obvious problem that is at the root of the issue - income inequality. The 50-ish chipmixer campaign participants is less 1% of all active Bitcointalk members and they get 99% of signature income (I made that last number up but it gets the point across so whatever). I think if you take that money and distribute it equally to everyone then everyone will start making high quality posts, become nice and courteous, eat healthier, and live longer.

Plus the female participants get paid 30% less than the males and I think race is being used to discriminate against applicants (thet there's a joke, son).

[suchmoon]

I definitely couldn't tell just by reading the text of the OP whether this is anything other than a dead-serious post, but I suspect it's not.

What gave it away, that we're not worthy 1/10th of Yobit? 

[peloso]

If it's sarcasm or joke, than I really missed it for sure and only the language barrier is to blame, then you can ignore that post.

I think you may have missed something.

I think so too I made a post in which I agreed the attack wasn't necessary, and instantly got attacked by an army red-trusted Turkish and Russian users, and of course our resident forum troll. So I did what any sane person would do: I put all of them on Ignore.

So I appreciate the sarcasm

I thought you were the smartest of all morons  but I was wrong))

[AB de Royse777]

I thought today was a reserved for celebrating Bitcoin halving for the bitcoiners :-P

Edit:

*Of course I am joking and not even one of the above statements is true. Furthermore, I really don't have anything against any of those groups, they were just the first ones that passed trough my head and sometimes on this forum you have to put disclaimers even on obvious sarcasms

TMAN will describe you as "a racist cunt" :-D

[Trofo]

The OP completely failed to address the obvious problem that is at the root of the issue - income inequality. The 50-ish chipmixer campaign participants is less 1% of all active Bitcointalk members and they get 99% of signature income (I made that last number up but it gets the point across so whatever). I think if you take that money and distribute it equally to everyone then everyone will start making high quality posts, become nice and courteous, eat healthier, and live longer.

I really want to eat healthier and live longer....running to apply for CM campaign.

If I am not chosen it is for sure because I am black, gay, older woman with Turkish passport and I am bringing this obvious discrimantion imeadiatly to authorities.

*Of course I am joking and not even one of the above statements is true. Furthermore, I really don't have anything against any of those groups, they were just the first ones that passed trough my head and sometimes on this forum you have to put disclaimers even on obvious sarcasms

[BTCappu]

I just want to quote Yahoo's words here:

slot in signature campaign is just a privilege and not a basic rights.
Accept the campaign manager's rules and decisions and move on.

[NotATether]

I feel bad for DarkStar_, since he's the subject of threads like this that pop up once every few weeks.

You guys realize he's human and he also has IRL things to do right? He can't be babysitting everybody whose unhappy with the status quo.

[suchmoon]

You guys realize he's human

Blasphemy. I have it on good authority that he (it?) is a dark star.

[Csmiami]

Blasphemy. I have it on good authority that he (it?) is a dark star.

You should be checking your records; AFAIK, legend says he is a Zorro impersonating Pikachu