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November 19, 2020, 01:43:20 AM
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I think my favorite trend of Harris being picked as Bidens running mate, and now being the VP elect, is that everyone has exposed the fact that Harris is literally just a cop. Like Kamala Harris was known as a law and order prosecutor when she was the DA in San Francisco and then later the AG in California as well. We even had a LONG thread on here about it, pretty sure that Theymos started it, talking about how Harris is just trying to fake the fact that she is progressive because of the fact that she has higher aspirations and is a Senator from CALIFORNIA.

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November 19, 2020, 04:29:18 AM
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Post memes about Joe Biden.....
Who???

I recently edited the answer to this question into my 2020 anti-democracy thread—with some context and other graphics that you may find interesting, q.v.


But of course, I would not leave you without a fresh dish hereby from the original Nullian gourmet!



Europeans, or others who give a damn about culture, see also this and the followup:
Modern, democratic European culture Eurovision (like “Satoshi’s Vision”?) in 2014:

For those who want to spread a simpler meme about the true qualification for office of possible Vice President Barackamala, I remixed this for you—it’s big (here just shrunk in the img tag), for you to p0ast elsewhere:

biden_barackamala.jpg


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November 20, 2020, 04:29:21 AM
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I'm thinking that Biden is going to win by a landslide.

Oh, really?  ;-)

I intended to make something like this weeks ago, before the election.  But it was perforce to come with a detailed comparison and contrast* between the two scenarios; and that never got written.  Obviously, on the flipside, Trump didn’t win by a landslide; thus, this doesn’t quite work on the Trump side.  Nonetheless, as we wait with bated breath for the outcome of our bets, this is a pretty good Biden/Harris meme.

* In some part about how Reagan personally was a Christian fanatic—whereas Trump somehow managed to lock the votes of the Christian evangelical bloc, porn fans, and casino gamblers.  (Perhaps the pragmatic realpolitik in some quarters may relate to judicial appointments who are expected to slow down the process of litigious “liberals” making a sick joke of the American Constitution, although they probably will not undo the damage wrought under Soviet C.J. Earl Warren.  By the way, PN7, in the other thread where stare decisis was mentioned, you may or may not expect an essay sometime about how, e.g., you will never overturn Obergefell without first taking an axe to Loving.)  For many such reasons, I call Trump the great depolarizer of American politics—hell, he even managed to bag the antisemitic vote despite being a committed Zionist with Jewish family!  Also, Reagan was a rabid warmonger—which, rhetoric notwithstanding, Trump has not been, at least not by American standards.  Many other parts... not relevant here.


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November 29, 2020, 01:00:22 AM
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I'm thinking that Biden is going to win by a landslide.

Oh, really?  ;-)

I intended to make something like this weeks ago, before the election.  But it was perforce to come with a detailed comparison and contrast* between the two scenarios; and that never got written.  Obviously, on the flipside, Trump didn’t win by a landslide; thus, this doesn’t quite work on the Trump side.

Everyone knows it wasn't really a landslide.  But not calling it a landslide after having your face rubbed in Trumps 2016 'landslide' for years with likely the identical vote count is a road too high for me.

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November 29, 2020, 03:55:16 PM
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Everyone knows it wasn't really a landslide.  But not calling it a landslide after having your face rubbed in Trumps 2016 'landslide' for years with likely the identical vote count is a road too high for me.

And speaking of landslides, in terms of  The Trump meme thread verses the Biden meme thread....

well, I think yawl know where this is going....

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November 29, 2020, 04:32:30 PM
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And speaking of landslides, in terms of  The Trump meme thread verses the Biden meme thread....

That is a point in Trump’s favour!  As I said in a polite, fully on-topic post which complied with all explicitly stated local rules—which nutildah deleted from his Trump memes thread:

Apologies to PrimeNumber7 for the semi off-topic post.  I will not complain if you delete this post as having only off-topic memes; however, in my defence, I argue that this is also about Biden:  If you dereference my rhetorical pointer, the point is that Biden is so unpopular that people don’t want to meme about him—people only meme love or hate for Trump!
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If your meme is the slightest bit funny I will likely let it stand; however, keep in mind that it has to be about Trump.

Very well, I will give this a shot.  My following proposition about Trump is funny, and is empirically supported by this comparison:


Illustrated storyboard added 2020-11-18/19:
Voter turnout rates were plummeting, and that was not “apathy”:  [...]  The illusion was being lost—and with it, the consent of the governed upon which the power of all régimes must ultimately repose.  [...]  Thus stepped onstage Trump, a professional showman, to stir the pot just enough to get the enthusiasms flowing both for and against him.

A deeper point is that this is a plebiscite on Trump:

[...exquisitely insightful analysis that is not strictly on-topic in the Trump meme thread...]

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It's going back a while, but I do miss the crazy hell-raising Biden of the Obama years...



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WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon washing the muscle car and drinking beer.
"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked the sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. "Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue]."
https://politics.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732






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The sinister insurrectionists openly advocating a coup d’État via bad-faith abuse of the U.S. Constitution’s 25th Amendment should not only beware the appropriateness of a counterrevolutionary response:  They should remember that it’s common knowledge that their President-Select is demented.

* nobody notices.

—Or is that merely a fast-track for President Harris?


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The sinister insurrectionists openly advocating a coup d’État via bad-faith abuse of the U.S. Constitution’s 25th Amendment should not only beware the appropriateness of a counterrevolutionary response:  They should remember that it’s common knowledge that their President-Select is demented.

Come on man.  Not long ago you were still putting effort into the 'I dislike both sides equally' charade.  Now after Trump sends an angry mob to storm the capital and stop congress from counting the votes you're going to play the 'dems trying illegal coup!' card?  Really?  You know we know you know what a coup, sorry- coup d’État is, right?

It seems like you may be suffering from...


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OP, I respectfully suggest that you revise the local rules, which currently ban the President of the United States from posting on this thread:

This thread is self moderated and will be censored at a Twitter level

A million smug liberal nincompoops chorus in unison:  “If Trump is banned from Twitter, he is free to go to Parler!”

Google, Apple, and Amazon:  “LOL, ne Parler nul.”



N.b., I am obviously neither an American GOP type, nor a libertarian; and I detest Ayn Rand.  Thus, it would be unwise to reply with strawmen based on positions that I have never held.

At least a few liberals are hold fast to their own stated principles, rather than wallowing in the doublethink and self-serving hypocrisy that are the hallmarks of modern “liberalism”.  It is sickening to see the ad hominem attacks hurled at them for their failure to shut up and conform to the party line.


(Re the announcement of the Facebook permaban.  Long tweet threads excerpted to a few brief selections.)

At this jucture, I must highlight the importance of Bitcoin to the freedom of speech.  Financial censorship directly translates to the censorship of thoughts and ideas; for as a practical matter, systems of communication cost money to run.

Parler has a competitor who has far more experience with “deplatforming”:  Gab.  Overall, Gab is a fascinating study for those who are interested in censorship resistance.  Hereby apropos, Gab would have gone bankrupt long ago, if not for Bitcoin.

Bitcoin is the only way to send money to Gab online.  (They also accept cheques snailmailed to their postbox; but that is obviously a non-starter for an Internet startup.)  And ever since Coinbase deplatformed them, they have used Bitcoin for real, with their own keys on their own node managed by BTCPayServer.

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Gab.com before you trying to use BTCPay, like trying many other solution. Basically, they tried every single centralized payment processor that they called and like MasterCard, basically it was like pulling the strings to prevent them to service gab.com. At the end of the day, they become maximalist because that’s the only thing they… the only way for them to accept money then.

No matter what your political views, it is wise to recognize, as Mr Dorier evidently does, that free speech isn’t free unless it can be paid for.  Someday, if financial institutions and Big Tech companies want to shut you up, Bitcoin could be your only hope for keeping your voice.

Go, Bitcoin, go!


Come on man.  Not long ago you were still putting effort into the 'I dislike both sides equally' charade.

You do me a calumny.  I have presented Trump as Kerensky, and Biden as Lenin.  Wherefore “Trump ≈ Biden”, not “Trump = Biden”.  Perhaps my metaphor was too subtle for typical Americans, who are ignorant of both history and political theory; but that is not my problem.

America’s soft-pedalled October Revolution is a bad thing.  Trump is not good.  As I warned my American friends five years ago, he was never going to “save the country” or “make America great”.  He is a big talker, and he says many of the right things; but he is a money-man and a playboy, a culturally degenerate parvenu in spirit, not a knight in shining armour.  He has always been as such:  It is who he is.  But things can be worse...

Now after Trump sends an angry mob to storm the capital and stop congress from counting the votes you're going to play the 'dems trying illegal coup!' card?  Really?  You know we know you know what a coup, sorry- coup d’État is, right?

Anyone who accuses Trump of having incited that riot is either a liar, or a fool who believes the liar-media mischaracterizations of Trump’s communications that are difficult to see for yourself, since Big Tech has been trying to wipe them off the Internet.


In Soviet America, Bolshevik Biden’s opposition is banned from the Internet

Back on topic:  Biden memes!


Hmmm, something is a bit off...


FTFY.  And at this point, my corrected text is barely hyperbole:

  • Per the above:
    So where does this leave us? Probably down a dark road.
    He can go to Parler if he doesn't want to be on Twitter.

    Immediately after Trump was permabanned from Twitter, Parler was simultaneously deplatformed by Google and Apple (= the apps that average Americans know how to use) and Amazon (= their website).  That really puts the lie to the “he can go to Parler” argument!  The Big Tech oligarchs want to ban Trump and his supporters from the Internet, period.
  • For typical Ovine-Americans, social media are “the Internet”.  If you believe in democratic principles (which I do not), you must acknowledge that it makes a farce of democracy when a major politician is suddenly kicked off the mass-communications systems that the masses actually know how to use.

    Actually, come to think of it, depriving political opponents of means of communication is a classic move for a strongman dictator who hasn’t yet consolidated the power he needs to arrest them, or to have them shot.

    If a political faction with rising power in a third-world banana republic restricted its opposition’s ability to use popular social media sites, what would you say about that?  —Now, what is America?  A “free country”?  LOL!

(I myself was never on social media, because I frankly despise the masses and I do not care about influencing them.  No, I am not a populist.)

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The banks have closed Trump’s non-political business accounts, and closed Trump’s personal bank accounts.  (This came after Stripe banned Trump’s campaign.)  They don’t just want to defeat Trump politically:  They want to destroy him personally.

This is the face of naked tyranny.  I now stand with Trump.

Congrats to the “liberals” who voted for this banksters’ darling:





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I reiterate that unless otherwise noted, the memes that I posted on this thread are fresh and original, by me.




This is an indirect meme about Biden.  It is about a known associate of Biden, one who should be wary of calling for criminal-law restraints on what people can say in public:


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Not sure if it's a Biden meme or a Trump meme, but in the interests of bridging the Rep/Dem gap and building a cross-party consensus to heal America, let's assume it's both.

Biden Receives First Box Of Wadded-Up Napkins And Receipts Comprising Trump Intelligence Briefing







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I may be just regurgitating The Onion (not that one)... but they do have some great angles on Biden Cheesy

Doctors Concerned As Hairline Fracture In Biden’s Foot Spreads Through Entire Skeleton



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WILMINGTON, DE—Stressing that their patient’s health remained their primary concern, a team of medical experts announced Monday that a hairline fracture in Joe Biden’s foot had begun spreading throughout his entire skeleton. “After a slight accident from playing with [presidential rescue dog] Major, we were troubled to find a small fracture expanding from the president elect’s metatarsal into his shin, and eventually working its way up the fibula and femur and into the rest of his skeletal system,” said Dr. Edward Gross, adding that x-rays inspected by fellow members of the campaign’s medical office revealed that Biden’s sternum had almost entirely split down the middle due to the physical stress. “Of course, the small breaks in the 205 other bones in his body are concerning as well as the constant sound of cracking, but what we’re mainly worried about now are some of the hairline fractures in his skull. If those go, we could just see his entire skeleton start collapsing in on him.” At press time, a spokesperson for the campaign had announced plans to place Biden in a six-foot-tall protective boot.






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