Reptilian World Order

[CoinOp]

We believe the Reptilians are advancing their plot for a new order in the world. A Reptilian World Order.  I am using this thread to gather evidence on the Reptilians.  We are especially interested in evidence of a terraformation plot, and identifying high level Reptilians. Post here any information you may have.  i will start by posting some of what I have.

Donald John Trump
Donald Trump is the 45th and current president of the U.S.  To all outward appearances, Donald is just an obese jackass.  But appearances can be deceiving.
Classification: suspected high-level Reptilian

Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton
Hillary Clinton  is a famous politician often referred to as 'Hitlery.'  If you look closely at a picture of her clear Reptilian facial features can be seen.
Classification:  suspected high-level Reptilian

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[allahabadi]

Everytime I see such a thread; I'm perplexed.
Should I laugh, should I be concerned or should I simply ignore.
I just dunno how to react. What is the proof? Why is everything a big conspiracy to some?
Then I finally decide to each his own and move On.

[BADecker]

^^^ They are reptiles. But we don't know if they are trying to further the reptile reputation, or hide it.

[franky1]

and the idiots believe there are actual intelligent biped reptiles forming a new world order

reality is just a curse word for the west to insult asian people for their 'cold blooded' motives, slanted eyes, different skin tone, and bad teeth

its a insulting metaphor not a noun

just like people say trump is a over ripened orange.. he is not actually a fruit. he is a human and insulted using a metaphor of a fruit

trump openly loved china pre2020
now he still loved china. but pretends to hate them

[Spendulus]

and the idiots believe there are actual intelligent biped reptiles forming a new world order
....

But you can't DISPROVE the hypothesis, can you?

And on a scale of possible realities, intelligent biped reptiles attempting to form a new world order is about a billion times more likely than any of Badecker's theories.

[BADecker]

It's only a Reptillian World Order because, a Demtilian World Order doesn't even make sense... if you catch my drift.

[suchmoon]

And on a scale of possible realities, intelligent biped reptiles attempting to form a new world order is about a billion times more likely than any of Badecker's theories.

What if the OP is BADecker's sockpuppet? Then you just complimented BADecker. Plot twist.

As for reptilians, I think this would be great if true. Certainly can't be worse than the geriatric shitshow we have now.

[BADecker]

^^^ Thank you. But please be gentle. I don't know if I can take all that popularity.

[allahabadi]

And on a scale of possible realities, intelligent biped reptiles attempting to form a new world order is about a billion times more likely than any of Badecker's theories.

What if the OP is BADecker's sockpuppet? Then you just complimented BADecker. Plot twist.

As for reptilians, I think this would be great if true. Certainly can't be worse than the geriatric shitshow we have now.

Suchmoon r u forgetting the '/s'

Cause I don't expect you to be a party to such hallucinations...

[Spendulus]

And on a scale of possible realities, intelligent biped reptiles attempting to form a new world order is about a billion times more likely than any of Badecker's theories.

What if the OP is BADecker's sockpuppet? ....

This is EXACTLY the sort of deviousness that would be expected from a Reptilian running the BADecker sock puppet!

[suchmoon]

Suchmoon r u forgetting the '/s'

Cause I don't expect you to be a party to such hallucinations...

I carried a huge red "/s" in my signature for years. Didn't help - people still got pissed at me as if my sarcastic remarks were serious. True story.

But I must admit, I'm a sucker for batshit crazy conspiracy theories. If this thread can turn into a 500-page monster with memes and sextants - that'd be awesome.

[Spendulus]

The Reptilians are everywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4

[BADecker]

The Reptilians are everywhere!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du5YK5FnyF4

The Revelation in the Bible talks about Satan being a great dragon. His followers will be acting like him, reptiles or not.

[FatFork]

Yes, reptilians do exist and are all around us! That's a fitting name for all those people who unscrupulously trample everything in front of them, without any emotion, empathy or remorse.
Regardless of the consequences, they don't give up on their goals.

[Spendulus]

Suchmoon r u forgetting the '/s'

Cause I don't expect you to be a party to such hallucinations...

I carried a huge red "/s" in my signature for years. Didn't help - people still got pissed at me as if my sarcastic remarks were serious. True story.

But I must admit, I'm a sucker for batshit crazy conspiracy theories. If this thread can turn into a 500-page monster with memes and sextants - that'd be awesome.

Reptilian Theory and Practice 101, Chapter One

IDENTIFYING THE REPTILIAN PERSON (RP)

Always carry a assortment of perhaps a dozen lizards everywhere you are permitted to do so. Of course, that would not be allowed on airlines because they are controlled and piloted by the Reptilian People. Where possible, though, this selection of lizards can be used to advantage. When suspecting an apparent human is actually one of the RP, simply duct tape the closest resembling lizard to an exposed section of the Imposter's skin so that a comparative analysis may be made.

In the natural world, hawks, snakes and dogs eat lizards, so the RP fear these sorts of creatures. The RP may be able to remain undetected if presented with just one of these, but it would take a very unusual RP to not revert to his(her, faer, eir, piers, vis, xyr, ver, or hir) natural form momentarily when suddenly presented with all three hostiles.

This is the reason to always carry all three with you: a hawk, a snake and your favorite dog, all on leashes of course. Then when the predators are unleashed towards the suspected RP, carefully observe the skin in the vicinity of the duct taped test lizard for signs of the tell-tale transformation.

CAUTION: Beginners may find that during and after the invoking of the transformation, the suspected RP's skin may resemble a lizard other than the one initially selected and duct taped. When one is unsure, go ahead and duct tape all twelve lizards to the suspect prior to the conclusatory tests.

ULTRA CAUTION: Always presume the suspect is a RP, until you have evidence to the contrary. Even then, be suspicious. Creatures that can take over the world must be presumed to have some level of cleverness, at least more than our politicians do.

[BADecker]

Probably Joseph Gregory Hallett is The Lizard of all lizards, or at least the major puppet of The Lizard.

[Spendulus]

https://babylonbee.com/news/politicians-officially-exempted-from-lockdown-rules-since-lizard-people-cant-catch-covid

Lizard people are immune from COVID!

[Artemis3]

Inside the human brain there is a mammal brain, and inside the mammal brain there is a reptilian brain.

We have always been reptilians...

[dogtana]

And on a scale of possible realities, intelligent biped reptiles attempting to form a new world order is about a billion times more likely than any of Badecker's theories.

What if the OP is BADecker's sockpuppet? Then you just complimented BADecker. Plot twist.

As for reptilians, I think this would be great if true. Certainly can't be worse than the geriatric shitshow we have now.

Agreed. I had to send you my last smerit for this. And if they are putting chips into people I will take Pringles. Bring it on.

[Spendulus]

Inside the human brain there is a mammal brain, and inside the mammal brain there is a reptilian brain.

We have always been reptilians...

Some more than othersssssss!