0.02 BTC giveaway for the worst pickup line ever :-)

[Cryptocure]

My d*ck just died, can I bury it in your ass?

Hey baby, wanna pump and dump?

[minifrij]

Hey baby, are you an archeologist? Because I have a very large bone for you to examine.

Hey girl, are you a beaver? 'Cus dam.

Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

[counter]

I don't know where you guys come up with this stuff I'm on the floor over here and begging for mercy.  Keep them coming if you will..  pretty sure the contest is over but I just can't get enough.

[jodybay]

nice underarms are you using coal as as deodorant?

[888]

Does this brick belong to you?

[fikriwic]

i dont want you, sory go now!!!

lol.. 1M5nprziYe8Gm8rxxRpr1Rnei2FPRNpMiD

[shortpocket]

'Ever met a real geekolo?'

'Wanna see my litecoin rig?'

[sana8410]

"Secret Service, ma'am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know."

[AceXll]

"You're the prettiest animal in this zoo."

[jodybay]

hey baby do you know that everytime i see you i get numb and skeptical
just because you remind me of my toilet bowl

[RGBKey]

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

[leex1528]

Do this after beckoning her to come to you with 1 finger.

"I just wanted to see if I could make you come with 1 finger"
 


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[lynn_402]

Still no winner? The suspense is getting hard to bear
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

[blueraykhazana]

Why to go mall man? Just grab a girl from facebook.

[tspacepilot]

Worst pickup line (as in truly terrible and confusing):

I am a lion you are like the sky this is a drinking thing party.  (then smile)

Worst pickup line (as in you wish you didn't hear it):

Will you ride on my spaceship cos you are out of this world!

Worst pickup line (as in it just might work, you have to get the timing right):

Hey do I love you?  No, I mean do I know you?  Sorry, it's hard to hear in here.    I was trying to see if I could buy you a drink.

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[Jacko]

Do you like Chicken?

Then suck this it's Fowl.  ( Foul ).

[Jacko]

Does this smell like Chloroform to you?

[tspacepilot]

Still no winner? The suspense is getting hard to bear
And another one, for posperity: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te

Lol, is that posterity or prosperity?  Same edit distance to posperity

[Jacko]

Do you work for Subway cos you are giving me a foot long?

[tspacepilot]

Did anyone actually get a prize here or was the OP just fooling us?