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Round 9 RoundupRound 9 reminds one of that uncle/aunt you didn't invite to your wedding but showed up anyway: smelly, embarrassing and with suspicious stains. Jus to clarify, those stains are the Cro2-sponsored corruption, rearing its ugly head in international friendlies, with the cheaters capitalising.
Slissy's team went on strike after failing to score in Round 8 while
knuckey now sleeps with the fishes after failing to submit a third time. Points adjustment in Div4!
Headline winners? In a round where scoring only 2 goals almost guaranteed a loss, Div2's
LTU_btc and Div3's
HomieAllDay pinched Da_Silva and yassinmanai respectively with 2-1 wins. Div3's pick of the week was Kokee44 7–2 chi20. Someone remembered not to bet on friendlies! Dreams are made and dashed in BSFL, where Div4's
Daniel91 finally ended
Heyshbosh's aura of invincibility. knuckey's disappearing act has shaken up the table too with
EarnOnVictor slipping to 4th despite winning a showdown with
Note3!
Manager QuotesTrofo/cryptofrka: "There are those who accuse us of illegalities and unsportsmanlike behaviour. But remember, Jesus was accused of sedition. Like Jesus, we are on the side of divine authority."
Slissy's ironic answering machine: "You have reached the voicemail of Slissy. Sorry! We are conducting strategic silence."
Table WatchDiv1:
ulven is a genuine promotion threat now.
Div2:
goodpunt and
Igebotz waltzing to the tune of "we might, we might not".
Div3:
LFC_Bitcoin keeps chugging away.
Div4:
knuckey’s removal is a cautionary tale: skip your Balkan bribes and get the long kiss goodnight.
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This round was very successful for my team.
I beat the favorite of our group, Heyshbosh, and gave them their first defeat in this competition and we still have a chance for promotion to the higher division.
Also, my team won a bonus for the first time, a $10 freebet.
Getting the hang of it, yeah? Keep on chugging, fella!