Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🎉 🔞 4th Anniverary Foxhole "Festivities" [NSFW]

[Foxpup]

Has it really been four years? It's hard to believe that what started as a practical joke all those years ago would get quite this out of hand, but here we are. It has led to so much mischief and controversy of the sort perfectly becoming of a fox: a gay prostitution and/or pornography scandal, me winning Miss Bitcointalk twice despite confusion* as to whether I qualify, and many more shenanigans both public and private (including this one). None of this would be possible without the support of my loyal band of foxhole felchers, followers, and wannabes (you know who you are). And so, as promised last year, I am celebrating by offering a new peek into everybody's favourite foxhole. (Peek linked offsite because SENSOR SHIPS.)

*This thread should hopefully eliminate all pre-existing confusion and replace it with exciting new confusion.

Admit it, this is what you all came here to see:
🦊 GRATUITOUS VULPINE NUDITY 🦊
(Image is very much not safe for work, unless you're talking about Measure B compliance - I always stay safe when engaging in this type of work.)
Image copyright 2023 Foxpup. Model is over 18 years of age.

(Alternative nude image link if Cloudflare's being... Cloudflare.)

Now let's get this party started! 💓

Local rules: No transphobia, homophobia, trypophobia, etc. If you have a problem with certain kinds of holes, keep it to yourself; nobody's forcing you to look at them.

EDIT: Added alternative image link using forum image proxy (hopefully theymos doesn't mind).

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[GazetaBitcoin]

Omg omg omg! The long waited day has finally arrived!

foxhole felchers

It's time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[LoyceV]

Congratulations to 4 years, and thank you very much for having me in there all this time!

I'll start the party with my favourite 38% Greek beverage

[o_e_l_e_o]

Four years really is a phenomenal achievement. I continue to be honored to be a member of this most exclusive of clubs!

Admit it, this is what you all came here to see

I've been waiting over 2 years for a fully uncensored version of this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5293897.msg55699259#msg55699259. Glad that day has finally arrived!

Local rules: No transphobia, homophobia, trypophobia, etc.

My only phobia is vestiphobia.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Four years really is a phenomenal achievement. I continue to be honored to be a member of this most exclusive of clubs!

As am I, though I was late to the club.  My sense of time is warped like a fun house mirror, but I'm pretty sure the club had been up and running and conducting its practice of the dark arts well before I was invited to take part in the debauchery.  For that I am not only honored but extremely grateful.  That is not me kissing your ass, Foxpup; I'm genuinely grateful to you. 

The anilingus I came for today is completely separate and we can start whenever you're ready.  As noted in the other thread, I'm in my birthday suit and rarin' to go--but I do need to top up my cocktail.  Damn zero-order pharmacokinetics of ethanol.

And that friggin' gang stole my watch, Pup.  The knock to the head I took during that snatch made me unable to remember what UTC is.

I've got so many more excuses, I can just crank them out as needed.  But enough of that.  I raise my glass and my ass to all of you fellow merit cyclers.  Let us celebrate our benefactor, leader, and master of ceremonies with all the drunken fervor the Fox of Foxes deserves.  Hear, hear!!

[GazetaBitcoin]

For that I am not only honored but extremely grateful.  That is not me kissing your ass, Foxpup; I'm genuinely grateful to you.

I also want to say that I am very grateful to our beloved Foxpup! What we have here is something never seen before!

The anilingus I came for today is completely separate and we can start whenever you're ready.  As noted in the other thread, I'm in my birthday suit

Yup, we are all ready for

possibly some other chemicals.

Only the finest, medicinal grade chemicals.

for

dark musty holes

and for

- What are the similarities between cunnilingus and the Sicilian mafia?
- One wrong movement of the tongue - and you're in the ass.

There is no "wrong movement of the tongue" in the foxhole.

 

And that friggin' gang stole my watch, Pup.  The knock to the head I took during that snatch made me unable to remember what UTC is.

Be happy it was our gang and not a Romanian Gypsy gang. If it were a Romanian Gypsy gang you'd also be out of your gold teeth

I raise my glass and my ass to all of you fellow merit cyclers.

Cheers to all!  

Let us celebrate our benefactor, leader, and master of ceremonies with all the drunken fervor the Fox of Foxes deserves.  Hear, hear!!

Amen, brother!

The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives) are yours.


P.S.: is it just me, or the link of that pic is not working? I get a "403 Forbidden" when trying to access it Oo

[fillippone]

It's 10 minutes from a new day, and this is the first good news I hear today.

I opened a 14% wine glass bottle this night, and I drunk it almost entirely.
I am now ready to celebrate this anniversary! Almost 4 years of continuous derailing of this thread!

I might or I might not being in my birthday suit as well.
As you might remember I am a filthy, mustachioed, lustful Italian

[Learn Bitcoin]

Congratulations Foxpup and Company!

It's 10 minutes from a new day, and this is the first good news I hear today.

I am sorry but Probably the worst news of the day is Chipmixer Was Seized. ChipMixer was seized by US and German authorities.
1909.4 Bitcoin in 55 Transactions (44.2 Million Euro) with 7 TB Data seized. The most famous Mixer on this forum ended their journey.



http://chipmixer.com/

https://www.europol.europa.eu/media-press/newsroom/news/one-of-darkwebs-largest-cryptocurrency-laundromats-washed-out

Sorry for the off-topic in the off-topic.

[Foxpup]

P.S.: is it just me, or the link of that pic is not working? I get a "403 Forbidden" when trying to access it Oo

It's probably just Cloudflare being Cloudflare again. Added alternative link to OP.

I am now ready to celebrate this anniversary!

Bold words.

As you might remember I am a filthy, mustachioed, lustful Italian

Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên".

[Learn Bitcoin]

P.S.: is it just me, or the link of that pic is not working? I get a "403 Forbidden" when trying to access it Oo

It's probably just Cloudflare being Cloudflare again. Added alternative link to OP.

It's still 403 Forbidden For me as well.
I thought it was restricted from my region.
Tried VPN and still the same.

Edit: Oh, the alternative link works fine.

[fillippone]

Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên".

Incredible! This is actually my safe word!

[RickDeckard]

Four years is quite a ride in any venture, congratulations to everyone involved! I wonder, when the Club started, did anyone thought that it would last 4 years (for now)?
As a side note, looking forward for all the fox related activities, both NSFW and SFW (if there are any ).

[The Sceptical Chymist]

I am sorry but Probably the worst news of the day is Chipmixer Was Seized. ChipMixer was seized by US and German authorities.
1909.4 Bitcoin in 55 Transactions (44.2 Million Euro) with 7 TB Data seized. The most famous Mixer on this forum ended their journey.

Yeh, I'm curious as to what they did besides mixing crypto--if anything; I suppose we'll find out eventually, but my first instinct was that the US government needed to pilfer someone or something that wasn't likely to put up much of a fight in order to finance their insane economic policies.  But if Germany is in on it, I don't know what to think.

Fukkin' buzzkill, you.

Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên".

Now you're just taking advantage of the chemically lobotomized at this point, like myself, who'd never figure out how to pronounce that...thing...in time so as to avoid internal hemorrhaging or some such cat-ass-trophy.  I be like "Slob fluggin' my blobbitynob, F-F-Foxxx...*".  And then you'll have me right where you want me, right?  A'ight then.

[Foxpup]

Now you're just taking advantage of the chemically lobotomized at this point, like myself, who'd never figure out how to pronounce that...thing...in time so as to avoid internal hemorrhaging or some such cat-ass-trophy.

Unfortunately we don't have trophies (yet), but in the meantime you can have one of these stylish free T-shirts:

[Learn Bitcoin]

I am sorry but Probably the worst news of the day is Chipmixer Was Seized. ChipMixer was seized by US and German authorities.
1909.4 Bitcoin in 55 Transactions (44.2 Million Euro) with 7 TB Data seized. The most famous Mixer on this forum ended their journey.

Yeh, I'm curious as to what they did besides mixing crypto--if anything; I suppose we'll find out eventually, but my first instinct was that the US government needed to pilfer someone or something that wasn't likely to put up much of a fight to finance their insane economic policies.  But if Germany is in on it, I don't know what to think.

Fukkin' buzzkill, you.

They were accused of money laundering of 152000 BTC.
They identified the founder and Wanted by the FBI.https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cyber/minh-quoc-nguyen
Four servers were seized with 7 TB of Data. It would be worst if they try to trace the output address and anyone gets in trouble from this forum.

According to Europol, ChipMixer has operated since 2017 and has facilitated the laundering of 152,000 Bitcoin (approx. $3.69 billion.) Lastly, the press release reads, “A large share of this is connected to darkweb markets, ransomware groups, illicit goods trafficking, procurement of child sexual exploitation material, and stolen crypto assets.”

It was a joint operation that involved Europol and agencies from Belgium, Germany, Poland, Switzerland, and the United States.

[fillippone]

I am sorry but Probably the worst news of the day is Chipmixer Was Seized. ChipMixer was seized by US and German authorities.
1909.4 Bitcoin in 55 Transactions (44.2 Million Euro) with 7 TB Data seized. The most famous Mixer on this forum ended their journey.

Yeh, I'm curious as to what they did besides mixing crypto--if anything; I suppose we'll find out eventually, but my first instinct was that the US government needed to pilfer someone or something that wasn't likely to put up much of a fight in order to finance their insane economic policies.  But if Germany is in on it, I don't know what to think.

Fukkin' buzzkill, you.

Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên".

Now you're just taking advantage of the chemically lobotomized at this point, like myself, who'd never figure out how to pronounce that...thing...in time so as to avoid internal hemorrhaging or some such cat-ass-trophy.  I be like "Slob fluggin' my blobbitynob, F-F-Foxxx...*".  And then you'll have me right where you want me, right?  A'ight then.

I published a pronunciation guide, at least, this is how I pronounce it.

Remember, the safeword is "flüggåɘnk∂€čhiœßølʃên".

Incredible! This is actually my safe word!

I usually I am quite talkative during convolute NSFW hole related activities, and I don't want to inadvertently stop the process pronouncing safe words.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

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Gotta axe the obvious question: who da fuk invited this dude to the party?  Please tell me this isn't some emotionally deflationary interlocuter who busted thru the security gate looking for a merit orgy.  That shit is in another section.  This here is where we don our ceremonial garb and sometimes touch each other where we pee.  I'm not sure Learn Bitcoin is either here for that or should be here for that.

I smell bacon.

[Foxpup]

That shit is in another section.

Agreed. I'm willing to tolerate slight digressions from the scheduled orgy, but this is getting out of hand.

Learn Bitcoin, we all know what happened to ChipMixer. There is no need to discuss it further in this thread unless it (somehow) directly relates to the Merit Cycling Club and this celebration of its shenanigans.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I be like "Slob fluggin' my blobbitynob, F-F-Foxxx...*".

As you wish. BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN!

[LoyceV]

Local rules: No transphobia, homophobia, trypophobia, etc.

My only phobia is vestiphobia.

I keep learning new words!

I'm genuinely grateful to you.

I also want to say that I am very grateful to our beloved Foxpup! What we have here is something never seen before!

I'll join the gratefulness! When I started my Avatar for Rent-topic, I never expected it to turn into a multiyear party.

[o_e_l_e_o]

I keep learning new words!

Well, let's just hope you don't suffer from hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!

[CoinEraser]

Congratulations on this anniversary. Four years is a long time and impressive. I'll open a cold beer tonight and celebrate with you. Have fun at the orgy party.   

[GazetaBitcoin]

I might or I might not being in my birthday suit as well.

 

As you might remember I am a filthy, mustachioed, lustful Italian

My friend, you are too modest! You should be remembered for other aspects, far more important in life. Such as

Italian stallion is ready to compete.

Edit: hint it’s not a tail.

BRING ON THE FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN!

Where is that FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN? Is it me the only one which did not have a slice?

[o_e_l_e_o]

Where is that FLÜGGÅӘNK∂€ČHIŒßØLʃÊN? Is it me the only one which did not have a slice?

Don't worry. There is plenty to go around! (Mildly NSFW gif.)

[PrimeNumber7]

(Alternative nude image link if Cloudflare's being... Cloudflare.)

Geeze, lamo. That is a bit much for my eyes. 🤣

[The Sceptical Chymist]

**.....I've been wide awake since my flirst post when I sed I was early....anyone got some downers to put the retired pharmacist to bed with?  The damn liquor ain't having its intended effect.  Or it coulda been all the other substances.  Nothing I say is true, so don't believe me and/or use it against me in a court of law....**

LoyceV!!  Is that a registered sex offender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[LoyceV]

LoyceV!!  Is that a registered sex offender in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Nothing about it is registered!

[o_e_l_e_o]

anyone got some downers to put the retired pharmacist to bed with?

Never get high low on your own supply? No worries, I can hook you up. Xanax? Versed? Ambien? Diprivan?

Nothing I say is true, so don't believe me and/or use it against me in a court of law....

Same. I lost my ability to tell the truth in an unfortunate boating accident.

[The Sceptical Chymist]

Never get high low on your own supply? No worries, I can hook you up. Xanax? Versed? Ambien? Diprivan?

Xanax and benzos....horrible detox.  Lol at the Versed.  I'd have to keep injecting myself every 30 seconds just to get through a standard party, and then I'd never remember anything anyway.  Ambien is blech.  And Diprivan?  Also milk of amnesia, and I'm not looking to get to a deep anesthetic plane.  Something makes me think that might be your specialty.

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?

[o_e_l_e_o]

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?

I assume they all drunk themselves in to unconsciousness. Which is a shame, I was just getting lubed warmed up!

[GazetaBitcoin]

And hey.  What happened to the party, boys?

I assume they all drunk themselves in to unconsciousness. Which is a shame, I was just getting lubed warmed up!

Please bear in mind that some if them are inoffensive voyeurs (I am not judging them :p):

Annual fox celebration including drunken shenanigans and/or sexual impropriety? Let me be one of the first ones to grab my seat to watch it!

OMG! RickDeckard is a voyeur!

RickDeckard at our party orgy from next week be like:

As I am not part of the gang, I am not allowed to be part of this. So I stand still, on a corner, holding my silver platter with a selection of kinky tools, alcohol, and snorting substances, for you to serve.

Of course I am blindfolded, so I cannot know who is impregnating who.

I am relieved to see I'm not the only one admitting to be here (uninvited).
I mean that I expect to have a much bigger (blindfolded) crowd around here, but I see that all stay silent.
(Rising a full glass towards the direction of @fillippone's voice) : cheers!

Besides, 1miau shied away in front of our "celebration" involving gimp masks and stuff like this:

Did I hear "celebration"?

Technically yes, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

icopress was banned this year for not saying his prayers


And nutildah was busy with the camera, as always

So no worry, everybody was (still is) at his place

[fillippone]

Please bear in mind that some if them are inoffensive voyeurs (I am not judging them :p):

As I am not part of the gang, I am not allowed to be part of this. So I stand still, on a corner, holding my silver platter with a selection of kinky tools, alcohol, and snorting substances, for you to serve.

Of course I am blindfolded, so I cannot know who is impregnating who.

A am one of a rare breed of voyeurs: blindfolded voyeurs

[suchmoon]

Looks like I missed the party unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.

[LoyceV]

Looks like I missed the party

Really? I thought you were still unconscious

unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.

Those are the best

[Foxpup]

Looks like I missed the party unless this is one of those weeks-long orgies.

I never intended it to last this long, but lucky for you I have incredible stamina.