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March 18, 2024, 11:59:45 AM Last edit: March 18, 2024, 01:19:17 PM by jvanname |
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I have already committed to keeping myself silent about my method of preventing or at least investigating the next 5 pandemics. But I also know of another way that will still allow biological laboratories to do research on pathogens that can kill people such as gaypox, gaybola, Sars-Cov-3, gay fever, and melanoma trump. You heard me right. The laboratories can throw every other safety precaution out the window without any risk of pathogens escaping and harming people.
For example, the people at the laboratories can sprinkle gaybola virus particles on their hot dogs and give it to their pets, and the people at these laboratories can even open a can of gay fever in the middle of times square AND EVERYONE WILL BE PERFECTLY SAFE. BUT for experimentation purposes, the properties of the safe version of gaybola are exact same as they are for the unsafe version of gaybola, so the scientists can still do science, but they will do the science SAFELY.
With that being said, it will be really expensive to get everything set up (we still need to develop the technology a bit, and I do not have the expertise to develop this technology, sorry), but after everything is set up, the scientists can do science safely. Well, kind of. There is no risk from safe gaybola, but there is probably a risk if we apply this technology to bacteria.
So I know of one way to prevent 5 pandemics, and I know of another way of preventing another 5 pandemics. This means that with my methods, we can prevent a total of 10=5+5 pandemics.
Now that I am reading up on this, my technique for preventing the next 5 pandemics is really dangerous and may result in the extinction of humanity if it is done improperly, so we need to use my first technique to try to make sure that biological laboratories do not do risky research. And it may be best for humanity if we do not prevent the extra 5 pandemics in order to save humanity. But then again, I don't give a s@$% about humanity.
Regards,
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
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