Legal Advice - Need A Lawyer, but only for the rubber stamp

[SupItsJTTV]

So, it is no secret my path to this point in life was filled with suspense and daring rollercoaster rides like being a silkroad 1 and 2 vendor, leading me to prison. This combined with my less than normal growing up into manhood, without a man to teach me what being a man is even, I was essentially responsible for asking all of the important things most kids get from their parents. For context, in the 2nd grade I was kidnapped by a policeman from my home since my mother, bless her heart, was a drug addict and did not even bother to impose even a basic curfew on me or my 2 older siblings in the home. We didnt have running water, electricity, food, and supervision is something I dont ever remember as a young kid ever having to worry about. After that morning, I would never see my mother again and she would die several years later and the judicial system decided it was safer for me to bounce around 22 different places before ejecting me on my path forward in life with $0 and lack of faith in everything we are taught about police and courts and legal bullshit for lack of better words.

So to put it quite simply, I was already very much at risk and very much disadvantaged when a recruiter decided I would be well suited in military service during a 20 years conflict in the middle east, which even this was cut short since I was injured pretty badly during a training course at fort benning between finishing my MOS and returning home to my reserve unit. Needless to say since now I was both physically and mentally unfit for duty, this time unable to lie and conceal my injuries essentially dumped off with no exit counseling (since this period I believe soldiers do have an exit counseling but it was nonexistent at this time in 2011). Thankfully, I just turned down a great job offer as a federal technician in LA, opting instead to pass up to finish my bachelors degree just before doctors decided they squeezed me for all they could get out of me.

The one thing I did learn pretty well though during my 5 years enlisted was how to drink, and fuckin hell we drank until unconcious so it's no suprise during one of these weekends away from duty assignements, drugs were introduced. After my medical discharge, bitcoin and the silk road were just barely in the infancy, and I bought my first bitcoin for like $120 at a random starbucks in sacramento, opting to use the illicit currency to fuel a shot at card skimming and other interested frauds during the period. I never got busted doing this, but it was definitely fueled by drug use, naturally leading to discovering the silkroad well before the $1100 ATH when it gained viral attention.

I had noticed the incredible differences in local markets compared to Australian market prices, where you could easily import a substance worth up to $15,000 an ounce at the time, it was not long before I networked with a few reputable vendors and send "free" samples to, and quickly gained a nice client base in the end netting me $250,000 a month in bitcoin which was trading roughly $275 after the $1.1k climax before settling down.

Fast forward past prison, I get out earlier than I should have and immidiately apply to tech jobs since I had no clue how fucked I was yet, even landing a few job offers, only to have them retracted by "HR" despite approval of the hiring managers. Eventually, mid covid and a global wide economic screetching halt to business, I began to dabble in gambling for fun, but then seeing the potential in the earnings which are quite unlimited depending on how well you can source leads, eventually creating a business and big subscriber list of degenerate gamblers paying me to automate shit for them, I essentially for what I can only term as "Financial Exploitation" e.g. reputable businesses propositioning me for services in written contracts, but then these assholes not fucking paying me because the owners are degenerate fucks who care only about getting another pull on the slots leading to my very good credit history and small savings / assets I collected in the short 2.5 years after prison I was doing very well in fact up to this. All of my creditors closed my accounts, my car I sold it and financed but then was stolen and uninsured, all the way up to my sister losing her house which was $80,000 at the time she bought it being forclosed since I have no income and only mounting debts. Thank you Dru Mundorff of CAYC LLC aka Unreal fucking dumbfuck Kingdoms you retard.... JFC....

In walks Shuffle and Noah Fuck You In the Asshole Dummett - Somehow I managed to pick up my affiliates through my business which was also tapering since I had placed 0 time into it the past months leading up to this, but a actually scored massive sized whales to register on shuffle around march 2023 and onward, the owner of a large EU exchange among others, only when its time to collect on my promised payouts AGAIN I have fucking losers with zero goddam fuckin care in the world choosing to not pay me after I already delivered as promised on my end of the arrangement we made. To date, based on blockchain data, and my direct contact with several of the players I know that Noah still is doing business with these big fish, and  Noah still neglects to pay me, but even more so, is this fucker who convinced me to work with shuffle in its infancy, this entire past two years and been going to every opportunity I was seeking out, and dissuading them even manipulating some of them collecting the funds from my work I completed, blaming me for taking the money but in reality it was somebody close to me and I was stupid for not picking up on this sooner, but Terrry Giang aka PorterRobinson of shuffle, aka WorthyAlpaca on Stake or DJ Snake as he was known on BC Game, is a jealous good for nothing cunt just like cockcumpiler but way worse in terms of narcissism tendencies flatly refusing to even concede he had anything at all to do with the more than 13 people I know of he approached and directly talked them out of working or paying me for work.

So, I am totally fucked in a nut shell, I know if I had a legal professional file my own drafted pleadings, I dont even need them to litigate or appear and this would be a slam dunk for any contract or business litigator to get shuffle and related parties into my local court room and eventually a settlement or judgement that I could then levy against their resources abroad pretty easily once the court issues the judgement. But again, I am severely disadvantaged as it stands, shuffle knows this, dipshit Giang knows it, so does Dru FuckyourPaycheck Mundorff. Every legal professional I have spoken with wants a minimum $12,500 up front and bro like I just dont have that kind of money or ability to finance it either. In fact at one point I was sleeping in the rain with an umbrella and my min. poodle for 6 weeks while porter swore to me he was going to help me but instead he was supplying cherry fuckin picked argument snippets over the years as I discovered his shenanigans and gave him an honest play by play recap filled with lots of expletives for added emphasis.

How the fuck do I get these retards to either go to jail or fucking pay what theyve fucking promised all along and restore my goddam sanity? I already have lots of anxiety with legal encounters so I am not enthusiastic about more hearings, bias white guys bashing on my character while totally avoiding the false promises they fuckin made not just to me but thousands of others too from the looks of things. And again, on chain data confirms shuffle still conducts business in huge $$$$ amounts with these parties they totally used my existing business contacts with no intention of ever compensating me for the influence in their new market they ventured into.

Welcome any constructive input, I am not here to argue my position, I am here to find legal resources or professional whom might have interest in working something out cus bruh I aint got it, Noah got it all. Yeah I saved all the chats and can prove beyond a doubt everything I have stated is fact without any embelishment or omission. I performed, then nobody paid. All else is irrelevent.


p.s.
A List of Known Investor Schemes:
✅ AEVOLVE
✅ Neugenix
✅ Rioslope
✅ Medipunks
✅ MaxSEO
✅ Another I forgot the name of

and now there's:
✅ GambleStakes
✅ CAYC LLC
✅ EightGalaxies BV
✅ UnrealKingdoms

the 2nd list he defrauded holders more than $20M USD and a single investor of $35M for a total of $55M. Its easy to spot the flow of 50+ million spanning 4 years of promising profits in companies while gambling it all away and not paying employees or holders. Good job retard.

[SupItsJTTV]

I want to follow up more information to a potential representatives:

I am jesse, I own a web 3 software development company in which I also promoted (past tense since i continue to get fucked over and over in this shithole space) and generally I do pretty fucking well for myself considering I dont need to suck dick for marijuana anylonger to feed my fix.

We have a customer base of over 29,000 VIP players and paying subscribers. So any genius in the industry would love to know me had Dru screwed me, setting up shuffle to leverage that, and costing my opportunities like razed and even gamba to expand my brand and partners.

No other company on the planet can pay me a salary sufficient for my needs and goals in life which are to be average among my peers of pretty genius tech savvy dudes. We all have a good shot at hitting the same ticket. Some of us to me outside looking in, what I see is ruthless kids thinking they can just take everything but your life from you hoping and encouraging you at times even to end your life. This just goes beyond any persons comprehension who is beyond my ability to have a conversation with because simply they do not understand the complicated and addictive aspects that engaging in this industry is known for.

I am confident, laying these claims out in a legal way and defending against frivolous topics like "counter-claims" or excuses to minimize its damage or divert attention from their guilt in owing me at all will result in a very handsome reward for someone willing to take a little effort at articulating it.

I have put together something to show you my results performing with my last partner Gamba, where you see there were periods where I experienced traction and then slowed we had internal disputes but then continued to engage - only to have more disputes, and an ultimate untimely fallout whereby they robbed me also for all I have invested no suprise there!

https://crypto-analytics-platform.vercel.app/

[SupItsJTTV]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2-MeYgUcys

Saddest shit people do not even understand is that Noah's father had a phd in philosophy, this fucking guy doing all of this to me, without ever considering or even feeling bad about it, the impact shit like this has on people like me.

I want you to see me for who I am Noah, which is a person. I have every right to be FURIOUS with you for derailing my life on the scale and magnitude that your actions and your employees actions have had on me ever since the biggest scam I have encountered to date entered into my life. The previous biggest scam was just before, Dru Go Overdose on Drugs Dumbfuck Mundorff (yeah he has told me to go off myself many times now). I give you credit at least you didnt directly tell me to do that, but Brett sure has.

Do you believe a jury or a mediator or arbitrator that is not on your payroll the way that AskGamblers and TrustPilot are, will feel at all sympathetic to the fact you promised things, and then did not deliver, but continued to reap the benefit while stringing the person along? Sheeeeesh ok, keep smoking that shit.

Here is what I am offering you - a chance to not suck even more and save a lot of money while sucking less. Here's the part you're missing: I'm incredibly talented. I have lots of experience backing it. Ive reached your status in life at least twice, and about to be for a third, had it not been for you then it would be four, and Dumbfuck makes it five. I didnt have to steal a penny from anybody in any of those experiences, in fact its only because of you I will always make sure to pay my debts no matter how small they seem. I will always keep my door open for people who think they need to contact me so we can discuss why and if I am wrong, I will gladly break out my checkbook and thank them for bringing it to my attention first and foremost, character of a man who isnt afraid of speaking up for themselves.

What you have done and continue to do to me and to everyone, its disgusting. I think if you father were still alive he would knock some sense into you, or at least knock some cents into my hands. Honestly Noah... what is wrong with you that would motivate you to do such a thing to people. Karma is a real bitch I am sure you will find out soon enough what toxic behavior will bring in its wake. A drove of wanna be you's - out there willing to rape and pillage for a buck. I think thats probably why Remigambles and others did what they did, because you probably pressured them with the promise of something.

Only a coward would run away and dismiss somebody for taking a stance. Dont take my word for it though:

Proverbs 22:16 The Message (MSG)
Exploit the poor or glad-hand the rich—whichever, you’ll end up the poorer for it.

Matthew 5:10-12
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and falsely say all kinds of evil against you (notice they do not say things to you the way that I am now, they will same them about you behind your back).

and my favorite since we all know the crown of thorns jesus was adorned with:

1 Corinthians 9:24-25
Do you not know that in a race all the runners run, but only one receives the prize? Run in such a way as to take the prize. / Everyone who competes in the games trains with strict discipline. They do it for a crown that is perishable, but we do it for a crown that is imperishable.

Translation: If you break the law, what good is it if in the end all of it is stripped from you. Did you really win anything?