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November 07, 2012, 04:55:13 AM
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Hooker is not in on it (hidden cams).

That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
Whole internet is full of real hidden cam amateur porn. It seems that nobody cares. And they are prostitutes not russian students or amateur couples, they will care even less about that.
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November 07, 2012, 05:02:13 AM
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Hooker is not in on it (hidden cams).

That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!
Whole internet is full of real hidden cam amateur porn. It seems that nobody cares. And they are prostitutes not russian students or amateur couples, they will care even less about that.

Well, please let us all know when your new MysteryBoner project goes live.
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November 07, 2012, 05:23:27 AM
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I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:

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how many bitcoiners does it take to bang a hooker?

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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?


My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".

I made a chart.





Well, that answers that then Smiley

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November 07, 2012, 05:39:22 AM
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Actually, I think the presence of the camera, and the intent to distribute on the internet makes it a legit transaction. At least, in localities where filming porn is legal.

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November 07, 2012, 05:49:58 AM
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I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:

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how many bitcoiners does it take to bang a hooker?

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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?


My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".

I made a chart.


Nice.
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November 07, 2012, 05:57:18 AM
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Hookers cannot into Bitcoin

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November 07, 2012, 05:59:26 AM
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I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:

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how many bitcoiners does it take to bang a hooker?

not

how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?


My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".

I made a chart.





Well, that answers that then Smiley


 I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per  10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?

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November 07, 2012, 01:44:48 PM
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I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per  10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?

Sorry, maybe I should have made the chart clearer.

A mega hooker a a measurement of difficulty and not the number of hookers. An average hooker rates at a difficulty of around 10 mega hookers or 10MHks. But remember not all hookers rate the same difficulty. Your average bitconer, for example, is likely to seek out hookers of low difficulty due to the non-native environment.

I hope this clears things up.

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November 07, 2012, 02:39:31 PM
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I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per  10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?

Sorry, maybe I should have made the chart clearer.

A mega hooker is a measurement of difficulty and not the number of hookers. An average hooker rates at a difficulty of around 10 mega hookers or 10MHks. But remember not all hookers rate the same difficulty. Your average bitconer, for example, is likely to seek out hookers of low difficulty due to the non-native environment.

I hope this clears things up.

Yes.
Yes it does clear things up.

I imagine a difficulty 1 hooker must be a fairly poor sort of hooker, like a 19th century dockside moll. Are they still extant? Perhaps the measurement is still kept for historical purposes.

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November 08, 2012, 09:33:06 PM
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looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...

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November 08, 2012, 09:34:55 PM
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looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...

I think 51% of readers have already agreed on that.

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November 08, 2012, 10:54:48 PM
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looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...

I think 51% of readers have already agreed on that.
Now that's a 51% attack!
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November 08, 2012, 10:58:40 PM
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looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...

I think 51% of readers have already agreed on that.

+49% like it too

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November 08, 2012, 11:05:04 PM
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?
For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.

Wait, seriously? An low-end hooker is only about $50?  Where do you live?

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November 08, 2012, 11:28:52 PM
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Wait, seriously? An low-end hooker is only about $50?  Where do you live?
20Ls is not low-end, it is mid-range prostitute for 1 hour of "work" Cheesy I probably will not tell my country because it will further damage it's reputation. All that I can say many prostitutes are russian.
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November 09, 2012, 07:39:57 AM
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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

How many bitcoins to hook a banger cost?
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November 09, 2012, 04:59:35 PM
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I thought that whored bitcoins were bad for the bitcoin economy.
78% of bitcoins are whored.
Don't whored your bitcoins - spend them on drugs!
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November 10, 2012, 01:46:17 AM
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How do you make a hoe moan?

Tell her you only use Bitcoin.
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