I turned the big half century mark on my last bday...it's now just a number...but fwiw now I understand why women would lie about their age. I used to always think that was stupid. Now I get it...you wake up that 50 morning and go WTF just happened, I'm not 50, fuck that. I'm 30 something. I look 30 something. I wear 30 something clothes!!! I AM NOT THIS OLD!!   Because I spent my whole life calling 40-50 year olds "old people" so now the crow...it does not taste like chicken.

 I still feel 30 something but no longer hook up with 20 somethings since now it just feels like babysitting. Fun for a little bit but then it gets exhausting and I gotta send em back to their mammas


I'm glad there are older ones here too.