Let's make a story

[DAYAGO]

I'm going to start with a sentence and the next person posts another sentence and so on.

"There once was a man named Tony, he was happy until one day everything changed, his wife had dissapeared."

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[Vod]

I'm going to start with a sentence and the next person posts another sentence and so on.

"There once was a man named Tony, he was happy until one day everything changed"

You have to finish your sentence first before anyone can post another...

[d2dtk]

I'm going to start with a sentence and the next person posts another sentence and so on.

"There once was a man named Tony, he was happy until one day everything changed, his wife had dissapeared."

It was said that his wife was unhappy with the size of Tony's wallet, this is her story:

[Kiki112]

She wanted big cocks, but Tony didn't want to hold roosters and chickens, he wanted to hold rabbits.

[PrintMule]

Because it is known that rabbits have bigger cocks, than cocks do.

[Kiki112]

She did not believe him but Tony was a Sicilian mobster so he threw her in the river so she can sleep with the fishies.

[Katala]

And this is where he decided he is going to write a story on Bitcointalk forum.

[blacksails]

But he regretted his decision to kill is wife.

[counter]

And decided to change his murderous ways and become a politician and learn of how cover up his dirty deeds from his past.

[freedomno1]

From the corridors of power Tony became one of the most connected mafia politicians but one day he had an idea to find his lost cousin.

[counter]

His cousin and him were close from birth until one day his cousin billy went to the store for some grape soda and was never seen again and only thing that was found was his bicycle.

[d2dtk]

Pixar took note of the missing boy and started to put easter eggs in all their movies to promote awareness of him, if you watch any of their movies you'll see reference to "purple soda", however Pixar was too late and....

[counter]

A independent film company made a blockbuster claymation/3D documentary about the events that took place that cold rainy day when billy went missing...

[Swordsoffreedom]

A independent film company made a blockbuster claymation/3D documentary about the events that took place that cold rainy day when billy went missing...

The movie was a success and one day a shaggy old man saw the trailer of it in a cinema and recalled something that happened long ago.

[counter]

before he had become shaggy and old.  A simpler time when men wore three piece suits, women wore dresses and soda was called pop.  He thought to himself when he was that age and went to the store for pop he would always buy a pack of baseball cards for the gum and the town bullies would chase pick on him...

[Kiki112]

But then he woke up and realized he didn't throw his wife into the river, she was sitting peacefully in a trash bag chopped up in little pieces.

[freedomno1]

Tony then realized he needed to get rid of the body since he was worried about the cops raiding his place since he was now a powerful politician with mafia connections. That day he called Jimmy Q to dispose of it either by dumping it in the river or throwing it in the garbage dump. As Jimmy Q was getting this task done, Tony sang a soprano when.

[Swordsoffreedom]

A private investigator hired by Tony's wife's lover came snooping around, since she was having an affair at the time, and her lover had not heard anything for a while and wanted to know what happened to her.

[sgk]

Tony decided he would act like he was cooperating with the private investigator; in hopes of finding more about her wife's affair.

[csfun1]

And he found out that his wife's lover was a woman--a gorgeous up-and-rising international model!