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April 30, 2014, 04:27:33 PM
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What comes into your house every day and twice on a Sunday?

Let me guess..


It's the sun 7x + Sun+Day

So, it comes 7 days a week, plus one time on the Sunday? Tongue

So, it's Sun?


EDIT: AFFF!

Went through the replies, I was late!

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May 04, 2014, 08:40:56 PM
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Catch-22: A situation in which someone is in need of something that can only be had by not being in need of it.
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May 04, 2014, 11:30:38 PM
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Here's one:

If Pinoccio said "My nose will grow now!". What would happen???
His nose will not grow. What Pinocchio states is a prediction, which can be neither true nor false at the time it is stated.

An economy based on endless growth is unsustainable.
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May 04, 2014, 11:31:51 PM
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Catch-22: A situation in which someone is in need of something that can only be had by not being in need of it.
You mean, like the Philosopher's Stone in HP1?

An economy based on endless growth is unsustainable.
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May 04, 2014, 11:35:13 PM
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You're on a roll.... Grin
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May 05, 2014, 12:11:11 AM
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If you lose two of me, you are blissfully unaware.

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May 05, 2014, 06:54:55 AM
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If you lose one of me, you are upset, bewildered, and perplexed.
If you lose two of me, you are blissfully unaware.

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May 05, 2014, 07:04:42 AM
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Stop me if you heard this one before.

Three well-to-do gentlemen walk into a jewelry store at the same time, each wanting to purchase engagement rings for their better halves. The first guy ask to see in a ring in size 5 1/2. The second ask for one in a 5 3/4. The other asks for one in a 7.

The jeweler brings out one ring only, then asks all three guys will this do, of which all three were elated and said yes.

Sans the obvious adjustable-size ring, what did the jeweler show the guys?
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May 11, 2015, 12:37:08 AM
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What are the best seating arrangements for the following situations:
conversation (chatting for a few minutes), co-operation (doing a crossword or such like),
competition (being first to solve a number of puzzles), co-action (individually reading)?

Ask the stranger he knows who you really are.
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May 11, 2015, 12:46:55 AM
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If you lose one of me, you are upset, bewildered, and perplexed.
If you lose two of me, you are blissfully unaware.

What am I?

A male and female animal of a species the human race does not care about?

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May 11, 2015, 03:36:26 AM
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A man goes into an ocean-side restaurant and orders the albatross dish. He takes a single bite when the food arrives, puts down his fork, pulls out a gun, and shoots himself. Why does he do this?

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