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May 02, 2014, 07:37:01 PM
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I'm laughing so hard, this thread is so brilliant that I can't tell if it's trolling or serious. 10/10 would read again.

Bet you won't be laughing anymore once my strap-on is deep in your ass.

Lmao.. So many things wrong with this picture.

A. Why do you have a strap on? You are either an ugly chick with a massive dildo collection.. Or a neckbeard. (unsure)

B. You realize DiamondCardz is a 6'4 Black man right.. No amount of keegals or magic vag cream would be able to save your banged out twat.

C. I'm not licking your asshole, You aren't licking mine. For that I say to you "Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry"

D. Post a picture of yourself with todays date and I <3 Klyemax and we might be able to make your little hooker fantasy a reality.

E. Until D. is completed I assume you have a D.  Also keegals.. You need keegals.

A. All guys love a cock in their ass once in a while - not?

B. I have done gangbangs with up to 5 black guys. They have a large cock but that does not make them fuck better.

C. You can't afford to lick my ass.

D. I am thninking about it. But I think I will collect BTC from you guys first and then post a pic.

E. Fuck keegals - only I am real!

^proof this "girl" is on some hard shit.. My guess is oxy or good ole meth.

None of your points were even remotely well thought out rebuttals. Please take the cocks out of your eyes and think when you reply to my posts.

A. Just because you take big black dicks in the ass does not mean everyone enjoys it.

B. Gangbang with 5 black guys.. Once you go black you're a single mom. A banged out one for that matter.

C. I probably can't afford the prescription and plastic surgery to fix the flesh eating assrot you have going on.

D. No one in their right mind is going to give this admitted crackwhore BTC to see some pic pulled off of google.

E. Look at point B. If you have indeed had your jungle gangbang and do not understand what a keegal is.. Your 3 BTC asking price is too high.. I could put my dick in a glass of warm water and it would produce more friction.


Post your pic you little tramp.

Hmmm you are either a homosexual with a really small cock or your are extremly butthurt cause you don't get any pussy. Either way, go pay your crackwhores 20$ for a BJ and stop wasting my time. I don't want to understand what a keegal is - so stick it up your ass - my strap-on is to good for you.

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May 02, 2014, 07:42:17 PM
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P.S. MRKLYE: Don't make me cockslap you with my black strap-on. For 3BTC you can be my Little biatch!  Kiss

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May 02, 2014, 07:46:02 PM
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Your lack of intelligence bothers me..

And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

Let me explain it to you this way you disgusting example of a snatch..
I am the guy you need to impress if you actually want to make money selling your "goods" for BTC.
As it sits right now all I see is some neckbeard troll sitting at the computer trying to scam 3 BTC for sex.

Frankly, It's not going to happen. We need some picture proof you are infact a female.
I actually need a pic for a bet I laid down in Just-dice.com. 10/1 You are a gap tooth butterface with a muffintop.
On the off chance that you are remotely attractive. You are still a disgusting excuse for a woman.
The reason guys kill hookers is cleanse the earth of sore ridden fuck puppets like yourself.
Do yourself a favour next time you have access to a mirror. Look at it. And if you can't look at yourself with out thinking how fucking awesome you are, Then you have missed the point of life and I hope you get that 3 BTC fuck you are looking for and die of some sort of overdose.

PS, Lick my asshole. Wink

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May 02, 2014, 07:50:56 PM
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I love how the two people in this thread trying to get other people's BTC proceed to totally wreck each others credibility with their childish back and forths. 

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May 02, 2014, 07:54:48 PM
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I love how the two people in this thread trying to get other people's BTC proceed to totally wreck each others credibility with their childish back and forths.  

I am not trying to get anybodys BTC - I sell sex for BTC. So your BTC will be wisely invested.

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May 02, 2014, 07:55:47 PM
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I'm sorry I have to just comment in here....this thread is legendary!!!   Shocked
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May 02, 2014, 07:56:51 PM
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I love how the two people in this thread trying to get other people's BTC proceed to totally wreck each others credibility with their childish back and forths. 

She had to have credibility to begin with to lose it sir..

And bad advertising is still advertising.. Am I right?  Wink





And also Cryptosnatch82, If you actually want to make money whoring yourself out with BTC.. Put down the pipe for a few minutes and PM me.
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May 02, 2014, 07:59:01 PM
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I think that's MRKLYE....

This forum has officially jumped the shark!   Tongue
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May 02, 2014, 07:59:17 PM
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Your lack of intelligence bothers me..

And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

Let me explain it to you this way you disgusting example of a snatch..
I am the guy you need to impress if you actually want to make money selling your "goods" for BTC.
As it sits right now all I see is some neckbeard troll sitting at the computer trying to scam 3 BTC for sex.

Frankly, It's not going to happen. We need some picture proof you are infact a female.
I actually need a pic for a bet I laid down in Just-dice.com. 10/1 You are a gap tooth butterface with a muffintop.
On the off chance that you are remotely attractive. You are still a disgusting excuse for a woman.
The reason guys kill hookers is cleanse the earth of sore ridden fuck puppets like yourself.
Do yourself a favour next time you have access to a mirror. Look at it. And if you can't look at yourself with out thinking how fucking awesome you are, Then you have missed the point of life and I hope you get that 3 BTC fuck you are looking for and die of some sort of overdose.

PS, Lick my asshole. Wink

KLYE

Something must have gone terribly wrong in your childhood. Got to little love from your mama?
I couldn't care less who you are - probably a fat slop who brings 120kg on the scale and has no hair. I will post a pic in this thread with prove that I am real. But I am only doing it for one reason - to Show everybody what a worthless, filthy creep you are.  Shocked

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May 02, 2014, 08:01:33 PM
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Crypto, here's MRKLYE in action:  http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8
 
Upload your pic to imgur for us to see.

SOMEBODY ESCROW THIS ISH!   Grin
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May 02, 2014, 08:02:11 PM
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Screenshots of the inaugural Klyemax Studios cam session.. We broke 1600+ viewers that night.. Wink
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May 02, 2014, 08:04:21 PM
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And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

HAHA

http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8

Bahahahahahahaha  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately Huh Huh Huh
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! Shocked

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May 02, 2014, 08:04:58 PM
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Screenshots of the inaugural Klyemax Studios cam session.. We broke 1600+ viewers that night.. Wink
lol you are insane in a great way hahaha

I love fucking and I love BTC.. So why not combine my 2 loves together?

I'm like cryptoslut82 but I still have respect of my peers. Smiley
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May 02, 2014, 08:05:49 PM
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Screenshots of the inaugural Klyemax Studios cam session.. We broke 1600+ viewers that night.. Wink

1600 Viewers - wow much view - such wow - NOT

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May 02, 2014, 08:06:17 PM
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And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

HAHA

http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8

Bahahahahahahaha  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately Huh Huh Huh
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! Shocked

At least he has the balls to be posted publicly.  Why don't you show the forum, you're for real.

Post a pic with Cryptogirl82 in paper with today's date, nude or non-nude, doesn't matter.
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May 02, 2014, 08:07:13 PM
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Screenshots of the inaugural Klyemax Studios cam session.. We broke 1600+ viewers that night.. Wink

1600 Viewers - wow much view - such wow - NOT

Atleast I'm not ashamed to show my face, paper bag princess. Wink
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May 02, 2014, 08:11:57 PM
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And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

HAHA

http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8

Bahahahahahahaha  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately Huh Huh Huh
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! Shocked

Actually I'd say I'm pretty damn good looking, And confidence is part of it as well. I'm also extremely talented in many different art forms.
And I like the fact that you wouldn't nail me for 10BTC. Because the auto immune disease I would get from being within an intimate proximity would not be worth 10BTC. And their is 1 chick there. She ain't the prettiest but I'd bet a bitcent she has a nicer body and face than you do.

And clearly you are new on these forums.. This is neckbeard central.. I'm pretty much the lanky brad pitt of bitcoin. Wink
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May 02, 2014, 08:18:59 PM
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And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

HAHA

http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8

Bahahahahahahaha  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately Huh Huh Huh
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! Shocked

Actually I'd say I'm pretty damn good looking, And confidence is part of it as well. I'm also extremely talented in many different art forms.
And I like the fact that you wouldn't nail me for 10BTC. Because the auto immune disease I would get from being within an intimate proximity would not be worth 10BTC. And their is 1 chick there. She ain't the prettiest but I'd bet a bitcent she has a nicer body and face than you do.

And clearly you are new on these forums.. This is neckbeard central.. I'm pretty much the lanky brad pitt of bitcoin. Wink

You are good looking? Only cause you pay cheap sluts to stick your filthy wiener in them - man that doesn't make you good looking.
Art Forums? In the darkest hole of your asshole maybe.

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May 02, 2014, 08:24:15 PM
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And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

HAHA

http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8

Bahahahahahahaha  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately Huh Huh Huh
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! Shocked

At least he has the balls to be posted publicly.  Why don't you show the forum, you're for real.

Post a pic with Cryptogirl82 in paper with today's date, nude or non-nude, doesn't matter.

will do, comming your way this Weekend.

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May 02, 2014, 08:25:07 PM
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And clearly you have no idea who the fuck I am.

HAHA

http://imgur.com/a/SVIg8

Bahahahahahahaha  Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
You gotta be shitting me. If that is really you Kyle, I feel really sorry for you. I wouldn't even nail you for 10BTC you filthy scum.
Those chicks are so ugly and clearly crackwhores. But those chicks aren't the main Problem, fuck my ass have you taken a look in the mirror lately Huh Huh Huh
You gotta be the ugliest dude on this Forum - Shame on you man - SHAME on you!!! Shocked

Actually I'd say I'm pretty damn good looking, And confidence is part of it as well. I'm also extremely talented in many different art forms.
And I like the fact that you wouldn't nail me for 10BTC. Because the auto immune disease I would get from being within an intimate proximity would not be worth 10BTC. And their is 1 chick there. She ain't the prettiest but I'd bet a bitcent she has a nicer body and face than you do.

And clearly you are new on these forums.. This is neckbeard central.. I'm pretty much the lanky brad pitt of bitcoin. Wink

You are good looking? Only cause you pay cheap sluts to stick your filthy wiener in them - man that doesn't make you good looking.
Art Forums? In the darkest hole of your asshole maybe.

Claims to have been in a 5 man gang bang.. Yet I am the one banging cheap sluts?
I literally cannot hold back laughter at this point.

You convoluted delusional whore. The only skills you possess is ass to mouth and ability to hide your herpes outbreaks well.

What do you even do with your life besides smoke glass and get freaked on for drugs?
I'm not even trying to be rude asking that.. Literally what the fuck do you bring to the table other than some moth ball snatch and a shitty attitude?
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