Oh god, I can't reach Github. Someone hold me.

[21st-century]

503 Service Unavailable
No server is available to handle this request.

https://status.github.com/

Updated 6 minutes ago
2:32 UTC We are investigating issues reaching github.com

There is. NO. God.

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[BCB]

 curl -ILk github.com
HTTP/1.1 301 Moved Permanently
Content-length: 0
Location: https://github.com/
Connection: close

HTTP/1.0 503 Service Unavailable
Cache-Control: no-cache
Connection: close
Content-Type: text/html

[BCB]

https://twitter.com/githubstatus/status/465318596911325185

We are investigating issues reaching http://github.com
10:32 PM - 10 May 2014

[21st-century]

Well, time to play COD for 48 hours straight while I convince myself I can't work at all today.

Goddammit Github.

[Benson Samuel]

GitHub Status ‏@githubstatus  46s
http://github.com  is currently unreachable. We are investigating mysql cluster issues.

[21st-century]

3:13 UTC github.com availability is recovering

It's back on my end guize.