Well.. I'm primarily an Audio Engineer. But I have a quite a lot of knowledge on HTML, PHP and Graphics design.
So yeah. If you need anyone who falls into any of these categories! Portfolio is avaliable on request.
As for rates. I'm not looking for much, just a little to get started!
I'll start - Will give .01 Bitcoins if you can make this random text generator function offline (locally):
Source code is available at the bottom of the page: http://johno.jsmf.net/knowhow/ngrams/index.php